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Licensed Snail Technician

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Licensed Snail Technician @aridomogato.bsky.social · Dec 1

EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER CREATOR IN EVERY SINGLE GAME SHOULD HAVE THIS SLIDER

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Licensed Snail Technician @aridomogato.bsky.social · 4h

I'm so layinginbedpilled right now. Straight up horizontal maxing. I'm m 100% flat with it. Cozychad. Verticels seething.

Licensed Snail Technician @aridomogato.bsky.social · 4h

A. Wawa.

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Anton ☾ @antonarcana.gay · 1d

Being right wing must be so fucking embarrassing. Awwww, poor baby 🥺 Was it hard for you to hear in kindergarten that we should all be nice to each other and share? 🥺 Did the mean teacher say you weren’t allowed to steal the other kids’ lunches? 🥺 Yeah? 🥺 You need a billionaire to kiss it better? 🥺

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Licensed Snail Technician @aridomogato.bsky.social · 4h

You prudes will NOT survive our first contact experience

Licensed Snail Technician @aridomogato.bsky.social · 4h

If it can consent there's no issue live by the sword die by the sword we respect sapience in this household

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Licensed Snail Technician @aridomogato.bsky.social · 4h

We got a find whoever decided that quad == feral and throw em in a hole

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Licensed Snail Technician @aridomogato.bsky.social · 4h

Girls ...I'm starting to think we might not get a Bloodborne PC port .....

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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 5h

A classic DANGER warning sign. It has a red oval above against a black background with DANGER inside it in thick white text. Below in bold black text on the remaining white background it states "THIS MACHINE KNOWS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN METAL AND FLESH. IT CHOOSES FLESH."

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onion person @junlper.beer · 6h

i’ve been trying to think of the real actual applications of generative ai in it’s current state and the two things i have so far is it makes everyone more dumb and also every more paranoid

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Micah @rincewind.run · 10h

the list of things that needs to be done to repair this country is extensive but high up on it is breaking the power of the tech lords

they are convinced they are untouchable feudal barons whose money allows them to dictate everyone else's life and they must be disabused of that notion

Mike Masnick @mmasnick.bsky.social · 11h

Being a billionaire must really fuck with your mind. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...

Marc Benioff Says Trump Should Send Guard Troops to San Francisco

www.nytimes.com

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✪ Jonathan H. Gray: “Professor of Halloweenery” ✪ @jongraywb.bsky.social · Mar 26

Thinking about that time the My Little Pony comics, of all things, absolutely bodied Scott Adams.

Close up of Pinkie Pie looking at a newspaper comic saying “Hmpf. I thought these were supposed to be funny?”

The comic is called Ponybert by Trot Adams. It opens with a building and we see a word balloon that says “Well?” The second panel is of Ponybert, the Dilbert stand-in saying “No one is smart but me.”

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Licensed Snail Technician @aridomogato.bsky.social · 5h

I'm falling for the propaganda I'm commenting from the shower I'm on the campaign trail for showers

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Millie(let) says FREE PALESTINE @gyro.bsky.social · Jun 21

An edit of some meme starting with "How to frighten the new generation: Put them in a" and I have edited in "House" in blue text, stylistically imitating House of Leaves, and the original image is covered in screenshots of myhouse.wad. A half-covered image of Statler, as in Statler & Waldorf from Sesame Street, remains from the original Facebook boomer meme.

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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 10h

None of you understand what I’m saying

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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 1d

They should invent a way for women to have gay sex with men

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Licensed Snail Technician @aridomogato.bsky.social · 10h

lol and also lmao and rofl

Licensed Snail Technician @aridomogato.bsky.social · 10h

LUNATIC FREAK

Licensed Snail Technician @aridomogato.bsky.social · 10h

yeah i was there i know its a pain in the ass lmaooo

Licensed Snail Technician @aridomogato.bsky.social · 11h

i suyppose thats possible since they put G1+2 on 3DS for a bit

Licensed Snail Technician @aridomogato.bsky.social · 11h

what creatures have u collected

Licensed Snail Technician @aridomogato.bsky.social · 11h

okay maybe not the best ever im not qualified to make statements like that but definitely one of my all time favourites and i finally have access to megas and its soooooo nice

Licensed Snail Technician @aridomogato.bsky.social · 11h

theyre calling it the best creature collector ever made

Screenshot of Digimon Store: Time Stranger. ShineGreymon carrying the protagonist Kanan Yuki in the sewers

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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 11h

i saw people saying '6 7' and didn't get the reference so i searched for it on here and the first thing i saw was a picture of two buff furry wolfmen jacking off into a urinal. good night

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N/A @voidcatart.bsky.social · 12h

I'LL TAKE A DOUBLE TRIPLE BOSSY DELUXE, ON A BED, 4x4 BBW STYLE.
EXTRA HEFTY WITH A JIGGLE AND A SQUISH, LIGHT HONEY GLAZE.
RUB HER BELLY, PRAISE IT AND LET HER CRUSH ME.

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niko oneshot but they’re duen @riolu.gay · 13h

i'm seeking a lawyer to look over the documents he sent me and my objections to them before i go to housing court

if you know housing lawyers who can do this work for free/cheap, or are a housing lawyer in Massachusetts willing to help, please let me know

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