Asad Sayeed (also @asayeed[@zirk.us])
@asayeed.bsky.social
Thought leader, whose main act of thought leadership is to declare myself thought leader. Computational psycholinguist at the University of Gothenburg.
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the egyptians used huge sponges to build the pyramids. think about it!
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 AM
the egyptians used huge sponges to build the pyramids. think about it!
I have no idea what this is about, but it's great game theory.
Listen, the El Paso situation isn’t as enigmatic or confusing as people think.
Time for some game theory 1/ 🧵
Time for some game theory 1/ 🧵
February 11, 2026 at 7:25 PM
I have no idea what this is about, but it's great game theory.
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You’ll know the Chomsky hierarchy* if you’re a computer scientist.
You’ll know the Chomsky hierarchy if you’re a linguist.
But you’ll only know the subregular language hierarchy if you’re a sublinguist.**
*) regular, context-free languages, etc.
**) phonologist***
***) #sorry
You’ll know the Chomsky hierarchy if you’re a linguist.
But you’ll only know the subregular language hierarchy if you’re a sublinguist.**
*) regular, context-free languages, etc.
**) phonologist***
***) #sorry
February 11, 2026 at 6:20 AM
You’ll know the Chomsky hierarchy* if you’re a computer scientist.
You’ll know the Chomsky hierarchy if you’re a linguist.
But you’ll only know the subregular language hierarchy if you’re a sublinguist.**
*) regular, context-free languages, etc.
**) phonologist***
***) #sorry
You’ll know the Chomsky hierarchy if you’re a linguist.
But you’ll only know the subregular language hierarchy if you’re a sublinguist.**
*) regular, context-free languages, etc.
**) phonologist***
***) #sorry
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Laura Dern for president
February 9, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Laura Dern for president
Also, a lot of fiction readers are not reading things because they care about some sort of relationship to the mind of the writer. They are reading because they enjoy *the text* and couldn't care less who wrote it.
February 8, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Also, a lot of fiction readers are not reading things because they care about some sort of relationship to the mind of the writer. They are reading because they enjoy *the text* and couldn't care less who wrote it.
It's oddly under-discussed that there are actually enough people who want to read and pay for this that it's a viable business model. I knew it before ChatGPT was a thing. A lot of genre fiction readers' preferences DO NOT ALIGN with those of writers or the publishing industry for some reason.
The whole article is repulsive but this passage is at the core of it. She has no interest in writing books, she wants to win some kind of competition that nobody entered
February 8, 2026 at 6:42 PM
It's oddly under-discussed that there are actually enough people who want to read and pay for this that it's a viable business model. I knew it before ChatGPT was a thing. A lot of genre fiction readers' preferences DO NOT ALIGN with those of writers or the publishing industry for some reason.
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but what about girlsenberries
February 8, 2026 at 5:55 PM
but what about girlsenberries
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I've been singing this to myself all day
February 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
I've been singing this to myself all day
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Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are
February 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Let’s be honest: in many of these winter Olympic “sports”, the snow is doing most of the work. An unexpected thaw would expose these so-called athletes for the frauds they are
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now that UG is unpopular can proponents (me included) be called UGgos?
February 2, 2026 at 9:00 PM
now that UG is unpopular can proponents (me included) be called UGgos?
writing an unauthorized sequel to game of thrones, a prance with princes
February 2, 2026 at 8:59 PM
writing an unauthorized sequel to game of thrones, a prance with princes
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Its sort of a shame that big long form magazine journalism is dying simply because we now frown on the authors simply making stuff up for a better story
February 2, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Its sort of a shame that big long form magazine journalism is dying simply because we now frown on the authors simply making stuff up for a better story
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Nobody ever tries to bribe me. I feel left out in the modern era
February 2, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Nobody ever tries to bribe me. I feel left out in the modern era
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(And now AI LLMs do something eerily similar - reflect the user back to themselves but packaged as an outside person, with fondness and care. There are already whole subreddits full of people who have fallen in love with their chatbot…)
February 2, 2026 at 4:54 AM
(And now AI LLMs do something eerily similar - reflect the user back to themselves but packaged as an outside person, with fondness and care. There are already whole subreddits full of people who have fallen in love with their chatbot…)
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bluesky this, blacksky that, what about chomsky, the colorless green social network?
January 31, 2026 at 4:35 AM
bluesky this, blacksky that, what about chomsky, the colorless green social network?
Apropos of nothing, but there's a lot of people -- spectators -- who *might* be "reached" in the "debate me, bro" format who *won't* be reached if you don't engage in that. I'm sorry, but there's a big part of the population who doesn't respect the source otherwise.
January 30, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Apropos of nothing, but there's a lot of people -- spectators -- who *might* be "reached" in the "debate me, bro" format who *won't* be reached if you don't engage in that. I'm sorry, but there's a big part of the population who doesn't respect the source otherwise.
All the Swedish funders very kindly have deadlines all within the same like 2 months, it's nuts.
January 30, 2026 at 3:56 PM
All the Swedish funders very kindly have deadlines all within the same like 2 months, it's nuts.
coin one? Maybe "synchræsthetocracy"?
January 30, 2026 at 12:55 PM
coin one? Maybe "synchræsthetocracy"?
I know it's a bot but it's hilarious that it took the LaTeX thing seriously.
January 29, 2026 at 2:24 PM
I know it's a bot but it's hilarious that it took the LaTeX thing seriously.
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***Postdoc@Chalmers University***
There is no doubt that generative AI has changed the way we write. But how, and how does that influence scientific writing? Spread the word among recent graduates in (computational) linguistics and related subjects!
www.chalmers.se/en/about-cha...
There is no doubt that generative AI has changed the way we write. But how, and how does that influence scientific writing? Spread the word among recent graduates in (computational) linguistics and related subjects!
www.chalmers.se/en/about-cha...
Vacancies
www.chalmers.se
January 29, 2026 at 7:58 AM
***Postdoc@Chalmers University***
There is no doubt that generative AI has changed the way we write. But how, and how does that influence scientific writing? Spread the word among recent graduates in (computational) linguistics and related subjects!
www.chalmers.se/en/about-cha...
There is no doubt that generative AI has changed the way we write. But how, and how does that influence scientific writing? Spread the word among recent graduates in (computational) linguistics and related subjects!
www.chalmers.se/en/about-cha...
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Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
January 26, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Ever tried boiled pasta? Not as crunchy but still good
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HOW IT WORKS IN MOVIES:
1. Government lies
2. Brave heroes release video showing the truth
3. Press says “the government is lying!”
HOW IT APPARENTLY WORKS IN REAL LIFE
1. Brave heroes release video showing the truth
2. Government lies
3. Press says “Oh no, what now? So confusing! So hard!”
1. Government lies
2. Brave heroes release video showing the truth
3. Press says “the government is lying!”
HOW IT APPARENTLY WORKS IN REAL LIFE
1. Brave heroes release video showing the truth
2. Government lies
3. Press says “Oh no, what now? So confusing! So hard!”
A battle over the truth erupts after deadly Minneapolis shooting
A battle over the truth erupts after deadly Minneapolis shooting
Federal and local leaders are sharply divided over what happened and who is to blame.
dlvr.it
January 26, 2026 at 6:46 AM
HOW IT WORKS IN MOVIES:
1. Government lies
2. Brave heroes release video showing the truth
3. Press says “the government is lying!”
HOW IT APPARENTLY WORKS IN REAL LIFE
1. Brave heroes release video showing the truth
2. Government lies
3. Press says “Oh no, what now? So confusing! So hard!”
1. Government lies
2. Brave heroes release video showing the truth
3. Press says “the government is lying!”
HOW IT APPARENTLY WORKS IN REAL LIFE
1. Brave heroes release video showing the truth
2. Government lies
3. Press says “Oh no, what now? So confusing! So hard!”
that's probably why they want to assert personhood for "AI"
January 26, 2026 at 4:13 PM
that's probably why they want to assert personhood for "AI"