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· Mar 16
I love basking in solar radiation and indulging in fermented yeast
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i want nuclear power plants so fucking bad bro I want wind farms and solar arrays and we just let microsoft fucking reopen the second-deadliest coal plant in the country we are so FUCKED
December 15, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i want nuclear power plants so fucking bad bro I want wind farms and solar arrays and we just let microsoft fucking reopen the second-deadliest coal plant in the country we are so FUCKED
I love seeing Dave Portnoy at his lowest he should try it more often
December 15, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I love seeing Dave Portnoy at his lowest he should try it more often
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Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
November 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Remember to thank Rebecda Black today for inventing Fridays, we honor her today on Black Friday
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in the lab trying to turn a regular penis into a sucked penis
November 28, 2025 at 4:50 AM
in the lab trying to turn a regular penis into a sucked penis
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at some point you’ll finally accept it’s become an unc walk
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
at some point you’ll finally accept it’s become an unc walk
My happy place is merkmusic bo3 mythbusters videos and I know not everyone will agree with that but these videos should be preserved and cherished
November 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
My happy place is merkmusic bo3 mythbusters videos and I know not everyone will agree with that but these videos should be preserved and cherished
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My friend got hurt on the job as a pastry chef in an Italian cafe.
We cannoli hope he’ll be ok.
We cannoli hope he’ll be ok.
October 24, 2025 at 9:37 PM
My friend got hurt on the job as a pastry chef in an Italian cafe.
We cannoli hope he’ll be ok.
We cannoli hope he’ll be ok.
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Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
September 18, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job.
I wish we could all be like cartoon characters and wear the same clothes every day except for special occasions
September 13, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I wish we could all be like cartoon characters and wear the same clothes every day except for special occasions
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We're definitely getting dumber, right? Maybe this is how we get Planet of the Apes. Not apes getting smarter, just humans getting dumber.
August 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
We're definitely getting dumber, right? Maybe this is how we get Planet of the Apes. Not apes getting smarter, just humans getting dumber.
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Crank it to Hank
August 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Crank it to Hank
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Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have theonion.com/watchdo...
Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have
WASHINGTON—Describing the shift as a troubling indicator for the health of the nation’s system of governance, watchdog group Freedom House published a report Wednesday downgrading the United States from a democracy to whatever political system lobsters have. “Persistent executive overreach and erosion of civil liberties mean that America now looks less like a traditional federal […]
theonion.com
August 10, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Watchdog Group Downgrades U.S. From Democracy To Whatever Political System Lobsters Have theonion.com/watchdo...
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its fucked up mcdonalds hash browns cost 2.29
they should be equal to one dollar
they should be equal to one dollar
August 1, 2025 at 1:08 PM
its fucked up mcdonalds hash browns cost 2.29
they should be equal to one dollar
they should be equal to one dollar
Memory and remembering stuff is really crazy if you think about it because how am I able to accurately think about the obscure internet celebrity I used to see occasionally
July 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Memory and remembering stuff is really crazy if you think about it because how am I able to accurately think about the obscure internet celebrity I used to see occasionally
The world would be a much better place if leftover fries didn’t get all soggy and mushy and yucky
July 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
The world would be a much better place if leftover fries didn’t get all soggy and mushy and yucky
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Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
July 23, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently
pronouncing lewisville like louisville
July 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
pronouncing lewisville like louisville
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ozzy osbourne in famous works of art: thread
July 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
ozzy osbourne in famous works of art: thread
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you're gonna wanna see this
July 18, 2025 at 1:21 PM
you're gonna wanna see this
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star trek but with muppets: thread
July 14, 2025 at 12:07 AM
star trek but with muppets: thread
eastbound and downnnn loaded up and truckin
July 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
eastbound and downnnn loaded up and truckin