Cora Spare Parts
@asparecora.bsky.social
she/her, opinionated and cranky nerd of middling years, extremely queer but in like a boring way, probably shouldn't expect much here
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Me: "I should work on this."
My brain: *starts humming Katamari music instead*
My brain: *starts humming Katamari music instead*
Don't greatly appreciate Skyrim appointing itself my arachnophobia exposure therapy.
Especially with the killcams. I went archer for a reason, it wasn't to have those fuckers in my face!
Especially with the killcams. I went archer for a reason, it wasn't to have those fuckers in my face!
November 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Don't greatly appreciate Skyrim appointing itself my arachnophobia exposure therapy.
Especially with the killcams. I went archer for a reason, it wasn't to have those fuckers in my face!
Especially with the killcams. I went archer for a reason, it wasn't to have those fuckers in my face!
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maybe i have an entire space opera i've been sitting on for years that takes place across Saturn's moons, Jupiter's moons, and Mars? maybe there are no aliens, and it's just people grasping for power? maybe there's a lot about hydroponics in it?
Consider Setting Your Space Operas on Saturn - Reactor
...or more precisely, on one of its many, many moons!
reactormag.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
maybe i have an entire space opera i've been sitting on for years that takes place across Saturn's moons, Jupiter's moons, and Mars? maybe there are no aliens, and it's just people grasping for power? maybe there's a lot about hydroponics in it?
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The writers very obvious very cool and awesome fetishes
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The writers very obvious very cool and awesome fetishes
Wizard in Morthal: "Everyone accuses me of being some kind of sorcerous monster sacrificing children!"
Me: "Oh, that sucks. I like magic too, what've you got for sale?"
Black soul gems in his inventory.
Sir.
Me: "Oh, that sucks. I like magic too, what've you got for sale?"
Black soul gems in his inventory.
Sir.
November 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Wizard in Morthal: "Everyone accuses me of being some kind of sorcerous monster sacrificing children!"
Me: "Oh, that sucks. I like magic too, what've you got for sale?"
Black soul gems in his inventory.
Sir.
Me: "Oh, that sucks. I like magic too, what've you got for sale?"
Black soul gems in his inventory.
Sir.
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[sighs dreamily] women...
November 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
[sighs dreamily] women...
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PROBLEMATIC RAGE GAP, YOURE NOT FUCKIN MAD ENOUGH
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
PROBLEMATIC RAGE GAP, YOURE NOT FUCKIN MAD ENOUGH
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
Ah, this is going around again. And I've actually watched something!
Kidnapped, and characters from the last show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming?
Well, it'll be a (hilarious) disaster in every way, but everyone will come out fine in the end.
Kidnapped, and characters from the last show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming?
Well, it'll be a (hilarious) disaster in every way, but everyone will come out fine in the end.
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Ah, this is going around again. And I've actually watched something!
Kidnapped, and characters from the last show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming?
Well, it'll be a (hilarious) disaster in every way, but everyone will come out fine in the end.
Kidnapped, and characters from the last show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who's coming?
Well, it'll be a (hilarious) disaster in every way, but everyone will come out fine in the end.
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We should replace “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” with “give yourself uppies”
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
We should replace “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” with “give yourself uppies”
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We spent minutes trying to get him to sit politely but he was too Yippee and Fun
I just wanted one pic of him sitting politely and he knew
I just wanted one pic of him sitting politely and he knew
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
We spent minutes trying to get him to sit politely but he was too Yippee and Fun
I just wanted one pic of him sitting politely and he knew
I just wanted one pic of him sitting politely and he knew
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One day I will bring a mass of genderqueer people from all across Spain, Portugal, and Andorra to perform winter holiday music with classical European instruments
the Trans Iberian Orchestra
the Trans Iberian Orchestra
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 AM
One day I will bring a mass of genderqueer people from all across Spain, Portugal, and Andorra to perform winter holiday music with classical European instruments
the Trans Iberian Orchestra
the Trans Iberian Orchestra
I could never go vegetarian, I don't like mushrooms enough for them to take first place for an innuendo meal.
November 24, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I could never go vegetarian, I don't like mushrooms enough for them to take first place for an innuendo meal.
Hot sausage, eh? Say no more, say no more. *wink, nudge*
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Hot sausage, eh? Say no more, say no more. *wink, nudge*
Successfully avoiding going to anyone else's place and also escaped hosting anyone else this Thanksgiving. Gonna have turkey for like a week, hell yeah.
November 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Successfully avoiding going to anyone else's place and also escaped hosting anyone else this Thanksgiving. Gonna have turkey for like a week, hell yeah.
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when the holidays come around and my little routines are disrupted
November 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
when the holidays come around and my little routines are disrupted
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Getting a cat and naming it Garbanzo so I can poke Garbanzo's beans.
November 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Getting a cat and naming it Garbanzo so I can poke Garbanzo's beans.
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I am really just a warm jungle-gym to my cats.
November 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I am really just a warm jungle-gym to my cats.
Me: assuming an inconvenient posture to prevent my cat from climbing up into my lap
Cat: climbing all over me anyway to get up on my shoulder instead
Cat: climbing all over me anyway to get up on my shoulder instead
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Me: assuming an inconvenient posture to prevent my cat from climbing up into my lap
Cat: climbing all over me anyway to get up on my shoulder instead
Cat: climbing all over me anyway to get up on my shoulder instead
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Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Happy anniversary to the Max Headroom incident, the greatest example of signal hijacking.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Max_Hea...
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this is how you lose the dish war
November 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
this is how you lose the dish war