Astronautpants
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Anna. An astronaut on earth. Astrologer, avid reader, historian.
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I know there's something wrong with me, bc after two months off of sugar (and many other things), I just want Turkish delight. I don't need most sweets, but give me the gelatinous, rose flavored sugar
November 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I know there's something wrong with me, bc after two months off of sugar (and many other things), I just want Turkish delight. I don't need most sweets, but give me the gelatinous, rose flavored sugar
My 20 something colleague told me his multiple thanksgiving dinner strategy, and I'm so happy for him
November 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My 20 something colleague told me his multiple thanksgiving dinner strategy, and I'm so happy for him
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It's flu SZN, people
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It's flu SZN, people
I am acutely feeling all the ways that the tech industry has dismantled customer service. I think AI is the last step in that. I need people who can understand complex systems with me, in order to correct things. If you don't have a dedicated person to understand an account, you can't do that
November 24, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I am acutely feeling all the ways that the tech industry has dismantled customer service. I think AI is the last step in that. I need people who can understand complex systems with me, in order to correct things. If you don't have a dedicated person to understand an account, you can't do that
I promise you my office is open next week, if you have something that won't be resolved by tomorrow, just wait.
November 24, 2025 at 3:33 PM
I promise you my office is open next week, if you have something that won't be resolved by tomorrow, just wait.
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Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
November 23, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Terumaru, a bright young lightbulb and the mascot of the Tokyu Denki electric company, trapped in a door yesterday:
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something i'll note is that if nuzzi ran catch-and-kill ops for rfk jr and lizza knew this prior to him being appointed as HHS, and instead of telling anyone, he decided to save it for his substack long after rfk jr had made communicable disease into federal policy, that's completely fucked
November 22, 2025 at 6:33 PM
something i'll note is that if nuzzi ran catch-and-kill ops for rfk jr and lizza knew this prior to him being appointed as HHS, and instead of telling anyone, he decided to save it for his substack long after rfk jr had made communicable disease into federal policy, that's completely fucked
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Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
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The power of a good switch
November 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The power of a good switch
So your saying the people long for Graham technique floor work
I wrote this piece because I only learned about pelvic floors a few years ago, despite having had one all my life. And then it turned out to be where I store all my issues. And then that turned out to be true for a lot of people www.wired.com/story/the-pe...
The Pelvic Floor Is a Problem
Everyone’s suddenly obsessed with the pelvic floor—physical therapists, MAHA influencers, me. Could this deeply misunderstood body part really be the seat of so much modern dysfunction?
www.wired.com
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
So your saying the people long for Graham technique floor work
I've become a steel cut oats truther, I'm so sorry. I make a big pot on Sunday and then reheat every morning
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I've become a steel cut oats truther, I'm so sorry. I make a big pot on Sunday and then reheat every morning
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So, I won a National Book Award.
November 20, 2025 at 4:33 PM
So, I won a National Book Award.
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just woke up from a vivid dream about a new Christmas movie called Merry Leechmas in which a family’s country home is overtaken by a fast-multiplying population of leeches, dividing the family between those who seek to exterminate the leeches and those who wish to live in harmony with them
November 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
just woke up from a vivid dream about a new Christmas movie called Merry Leechmas in which a family’s country home is overtaken by a fast-multiplying population of leeches, dividing the family between those who seek to exterminate the leeches and those who wish to live in harmony with them
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There's a huge group of cyclists who ride down my road and make encouraging noises at each other and I've decided they are geese
November 19, 2025 at 11:59 PM
There's a huge group of cyclists who ride down my road and make encouraging noises at each other and I've decided they are geese
When I worked in food retail, I laughed so hard at the kid who asked for 2/7th of a pound of pecans. I obliged, he was calm throughout
November 19, 2025 at 8:33 PM
When I worked in food retail, I laughed so hard at the kid who asked for 2/7th of a pound of pecans. I obliged, he was calm throughout
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this thread. yeesh.
We’re watching a shift where AI simulates the cohesion and reinforcement that used to require an entire online community. A single person can now build a complete parallel reality with nothing more than a prompt window. Which seems bad.
November 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
this thread. yeesh.
The astro weather says delete your hot takes, it's not worth it
November 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
The astro weather says delete your hot takes, it's not worth it
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Can we donate or share for Ahmad today?
We are now living through a harsh winter without shelter… Our house was bombed and we are living among the cold rubble.
We are waiting for your support to help us raise the money to build a tent to protect us from the rain and cold.
Every contribution saves us now.
⬇️🫂🇵🇸
chuffed.org/project/157281
We are waiting for your support to help us raise the money to build a tent to protect us from the rain and cold.
Every contribution saves us now.
⬇️🫂🇵🇸
chuffed.org/project/157281
November 17, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Can we donate or share for Ahmad today?
If you turn off RT here you can't even see your own in the feed! Small price to pay for peace
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
If you turn off RT here you can't even see your own in the feed! Small price to pay for peace
Double-cleansing during a land acknowledgement, misting everyone with toner so they glisten wokely
November 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Double-cleansing during a land acknowledgement, misting everyone with toner so they glisten wokely
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Who decided that post-menstrual disorder symptoms are mostly psychological because I'd rather be in physical pain, thank you
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Who decided that post-menstrual disorder symptoms are mostly psychological because I'd rather be in physical pain, thank you
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Can the next please dear God can the next interviewer ask MTG about oh I don’t know January 6th etc before we keep pretending she found politics Jesus
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Can the next please dear God can the next interviewer ask MTG about oh I don’t know January 6th etc before we keep pretending she found politics Jesus
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I’m not saying this in my capacity as the co-host of a media podcast. Ok? So set that aside for a moment.
I can’t believe all of this is still happening and nobody even had sex.
I can’t believe all of this is still happening and nobody even had sex.
November 15, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I’m not saying this in my capacity as the co-host of a media podcast. Ok? So set that aside for a moment.
I can’t believe all of this is still happening and nobody even had sex.
I can’t believe all of this is still happening and nobody even had sex.