agnea bristarni stan
@averypaledog.bsky.social
blake 31 bi they/them
funny and brilliant communist. sometimes i play video games.
dating @marfwolfbutt.bsky.social
funny and brilliant communist. sometimes i play video games.
dating @marfwolfbutt.bsky.social
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nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
February 13, 2026 at 5:22 AM
nobody posted the clip anywhere so i went and dug the whole episode up
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it's always "be the gomez to my morticia" and not "deal more damage pussy" jeez
February 13, 2026 at 2:59 PM
it's always "be the gomez to my morticia" and not "deal more damage pussy" jeez
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i love making beautiful women listen to 16 minute long songs with me
February 13, 2026 at 4:12 PM
i love making beautiful women listen to 16 minute long songs with me
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February 13, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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“He got Me Tooed” “He got Epsteined” amazing that people have re-invented the police passive for rapists.
February 13, 2026 at 2:29 PM
“He got Me Tooed” “He got Epsteined” amazing that people have re-invented the police passive for rapists.
i have been playing a lot of rogue legacy 2 this year and that is a video game, a good one even
February 13, 2026 at 5:04 PM
i have been playing a lot of rogue legacy 2 this year and that is a video game, a good one even
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average-sized hylian for scale
February 13, 2026 at 2:15 PM
average-sized hylian for scale
how is it that every time i post a review and then sit down the next day for a post-posting second wave of editing i see the most embarrassing second-grader ass typos.
February 13, 2026 at 3:05 PM
how is it that every time i post a review and then sit down the next day for a post-posting second wave of editing i see the most embarrassing second-grader ass typos.
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how middle class people look at you when you tell em you don’t work unpaid
February 13, 2026 at 2:23 PM
how middle class people look at you when you tell em you don’t work unpaid
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When I’m watching Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and Captain Sisko says something with that wry little smile
When I’m watching the Wishmaster movies and the Wishmaster says something droll before doing an intentional misunderstanding of what someone’s wish was (they didn’t phrase it correctly and so now he is going to magically maim and/or kill them)
February 13, 2026 at 4:15 AM
When I’m watching Star Trek: Deep Space Nine and Captain Sisko says something with that wry little smile
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Love this Pokemon card art of Excadrill on a union break with human colleagues in a mine.
February 13, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Love this Pokemon card art of Excadrill on a union break with human colleagues in a mine.
wrote my metroid prime 4: beyond review. backloggd.com/u/averypaled...
February 13, 2026 at 2:47 AM
wrote my metroid prime 4: beyond review. backloggd.com/u/averypaled...
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God, I love being a New Yorker
February 12, 2026 at 10:44 PM
God, I love being a New Yorker
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throwback to when i noticed kaz sounds like the cassette robot from futurama
February 13, 2026 at 1:13 AM
throwback to when i noticed kaz sounds like the cassette robot from futurama
okay i need to get off social media you people annoy me so muchhhhhh
February 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
okay i need to get off social media you people annoy me so muchhhhhh
longest 16 hours of my life
February 13, 2026 at 1:30 AM
longest 16 hours of my life
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I am %name. I was called to the prophecies, but I was not the one.
February 12, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I am %name. I was called to the prophecies, but I was not the one.
i will never understand you people who desperately crave remasters to "free" a game. i feel like i'm observing an alien species when i see some of you post
February 13, 2026 at 1:07 AM
i will never understand you people who desperately crave remasters to "free" a game. i feel like i'm observing an alien species when i see some of you post
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"What about DeS?" I say as everyone stares at me like I'm crazy and I stare back like I'm equally crazy.
"the ps3 can finally die" i didnt hear no ridge racer 7 port
February 12, 2026 at 11:14 PM
"What about DeS?" I say as everyone stares at me like I'm crazy and I stare back like I'm equally crazy.
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I think it has incredibly valuable applications, but it is generally cooking the planet to make incredibly ugly slop that no one, even its creators, particularly like as a tech demo for big corporations for how they can fire huge numbers of creative people for a slightly worse product.
The predominent anti-AI position on bsky is that AI is useless, fake, shit and basically the same as NFTs, destined to collapse in months once everyone sees how poor it is. So anyone who suggests that it could improve or be useful to any boss in any situation in the future must be evil.
February 13, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I think it has incredibly valuable applications, but it is generally cooking the planet to make incredibly ugly slop that no one, even its creators, particularly like as a tech demo for big corporations for how they can fire huge numbers of creative people for a slightly worse product.
penis is bouba and cock is kiki
I LOVE PENIS
AND COCK
YES THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. NO I WILL NOT ELABORATE. FUCK YOU 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
AND COCK
YES THERE IS A DIFFERENCE. NO I WILL NOT ELABORATE. FUCK YOU 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
February 13, 2026 at 12:56 AM
penis is bouba and cock is kiki
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YO THEY JUST ANNOUNCED SUCK NUTS KINGDOM FOR FART BOX
February 12, 2026 at 10:11 PM
YO THEY JUST ANNOUNCED SUCK NUTS KINGDOM FOR FART BOX
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dead or alive OFFICIALLY more alive than soul calibur
February 12, 2026 at 10:18 PM
dead or alive OFFICIALLY more alive than soul calibur
lrt i actually choked on spit
February 13, 2026 at 12:23 AM
lrt i actually choked on spit
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