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b33ts
@b33ts.bsky.social
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he/him/they
that person from that thing
somewhere pnw 🌲
sometimes nsfw
please no minors 🔞
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bagmilk.swifties.social
deeply broken person but at least i’m funny
January 28, 2026 at 10:14 PM
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catbus.phd
many such cases
cover painting for 'The Visitors' by Clifford D Simak a pair of tiny figures stand on a hillside while a gigantic black obelisk floats overhead the figures are captioned 'chatting on the timeline with your friend' and the menacing obelisk is captioned 'a total stranger about to drop the worst reply you've ever read
January 28, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Bean. His nose almost didn't fit in the pup cup, but he persevered. 12/10 (IG: beanminibull)
a brown bull terrier puppy with a black snout stands on a black bench and looks over at the camera. he has white cream coating his broad nose in a teardrop shape, as if he tried very hard to get all the way down to the bottom. he probably succeeded, but not without making a bit of a mess.
January 28, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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coorslightbeerwolf.bsky.social
thinkin bout the important things
trains - sluts - drugs
January 28, 2026 at 8:14 PM
b33ts.bsky.social
little boy is asleep with his mouse next to him 🥹
A picture of an orange tabby cat named Niko, asleep on a large fluffy blanket. The blanket is mostly white, but has large blue, dark blue, and white stripes on it. Niko is asleep with a catnip mouse close to his front paws. He looks absolutely adorable 🥹
January 28, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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squeamysalami.likes.earth
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
A man holding his hand up rejecting the box of chocolates (it's a heart shaped box with a bow around it) "Eww. No thanks. I find the fact that you like me suspicious"
January 28, 2026 at 6:06 PM
b33ts.bsky.social
fuck I forgot to take my daily autism booster (tylenol)
January 28, 2026 at 3:38 PM
b33ts.bsky.social
save me iced coffee, save me!!!
January 28, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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funeralpig.bsky.social
yeah man
car at a red light with a license plate todd reads GOD WHY there is also a bumper sticker that reads HONK IF YOU’VE HIT RIVK BOTTOM
January 28, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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espeon420.bsky.social
I will literally do anything for my friends except text them back in a timely manner
January 28, 2026 at 12:47 AM
b33ts.bsky.social
headache, go away!!
January 27, 2026 at 11:15 PM
b33ts.bsky.social
they will eventually refer to “Electric Feel” by MGMT as a “classic pop song” and my bones will turn to dust
January 27, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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centerfold.bsky.social
tramp stamp that says "eat local"
January 26, 2026 at 8:36 PM
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strawbbjam.bsky.social
with peace & love, i’m going to strangle u
January 26, 2026 at 7:07 PM
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biteybutcute.bsky.social
seems like it might be nap o’clock
January 26, 2026 at 5:40 PM
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3mipop.bsky.social
FEETS
Cat under a green and white blanket. You can see part of her face and 3 of her paws
January 26, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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squeamysalami.likes.earth
good morning bluesky friends ❤️
A tan dog (looks like a chihuahua) staring at the camera "In a room full of people, I'd look for you so we can leave."
January 26, 2026 at 6:00 PM
b33ts.bsky.social
it’s monday and I need a good dp (dr. pepper)
January 26, 2026 at 4:41 PM
b33ts.bsky.social
sativa?? I hardly know her!
January 26, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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sugarbunangel.love
“can u pay?” “me:” ft pink wallet full of calico critters
January 26, 2026 at 3:55 PM
b33ts.bsky.social
when he says he only dates vegetarians
January 26, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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succupuss.bsky.social
logging on to the bluesky
Karen from Will & Grace walking into an apartment wearing an all black pant suit “Hi, gays!”
January 26, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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cait.bsky.social
I just watched a lady walk out to the parking lot, stand and look at a car buried in the snow for a moment, then turn and walk back inside. queen. i get it
January 26, 2026 at 3:14 PM
b33ts.bsky.social
good morning friends ❤️
January 26, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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oakie.pookie.gay
dear diary,

mood: apathetic
January 25, 2026 at 6:33 PM