Jess
@baconjess.bsky.social
Minneapolis
Can I pet your dog?
Can I pet your dog?
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Home from the baby shower with plenty of time to catch my favorite Valentine's episodes of Bob's Burgers.
February 14, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Home from the baby shower with plenty of time to catch my favorite Valentine's episodes of Bob's Burgers.
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“It was just Christmas… i just…”
Let me tell you something daddy
Lock in
Let me tell you something daddy
Lock in
February 14, 2026 at 4:37 PM
“It was just Christmas… i just…”
Let me tell you something daddy
Lock in
Let me tell you something daddy
Lock in
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Hey guys, check your use of the word “female” before you hit send
February 14, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Hey guys, check your use of the word “female” before you hit send
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If you still need a Valentine’s Day Card to tell that special someone just how you feel, got you covered!
4th Annual @nopantscrunch.bsky.social Timberwolves V-day cards just dropped.
A thread:
4th Annual @nopantscrunch.bsky.social Timberwolves V-day cards just dropped.
A thread:
February 14, 2026 at 5:10 PM
If you still need a Valentine’s Day Card to tell that special someone just how you feel, got you covered!
4th Annual @nopantscrunch.bsky.social Timberwolves V-day cards just dropped.
A thread:
4th Annual @nopantscrunch.bsky.social Timberwolves V-day cards just dropped.
A thread:
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February 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
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Roses are red
I’m bad at seduction
Workers should have
The means of production
I’m bad at seduction
Workers should have
The means of production
February 14, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Roses are red
I’m bad at seduction
Workers should have
The means of production
I’m bad at seduction
Workers should have
The means of production
With everything going on and all of us struggling, I feel like I don't have to explain my February/Vday/birthday weirdness, which is nice. And I can barely explain it, anyway.
February 14, 2026 at 4:37 PM
With everything going on and all of us struggling, I feel like I don't have to explain my February/Vday/birthday weirdness, which is nice. And I can barely explain it, anyway.
Done and done!
Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable
February 14, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Done and done!
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Oh my GOD King County Public Health is just wilding out for Valentines Day (and a lovely one).
February 13, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Oh my GOD King County Public Health is just wilding out for Valentines Day (and a lovely one).
Mics are picking up a lot of heavy breathing in this moguls race.
February 14, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Mics are picking up a lot of heavy breathing in this moguls race.
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34 years ago today, Marge Simpson shared a romantic postcard she once received from her husband Homer.
#TheSimpsons episode “Bart the Lover” first aired on February 13, 1992.
#TheSimpsons episode “Bart the Lover” first aired on February 13, 1992.
February 14, 2026 at 4:01 AM
34 years ago today, Marge Simpson shared a romantic postcard she once received from her husband Homer.
#TheSimpsons episode “Bart the Lover” first aired on February 13, 1992.
#TheSimpsons episode “Bart the Lover” first aired on February 13, 1992.
Can't believe I have to go to a baby shower today. I'd rather go to church.
February 14, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Can't believe I have to go to a baby shower today. I'd rather go to church.
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Now we just need a Tin Man and a Scarecrow
February 14, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Now we just need a Tin Man and a Scarecrow
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abolish ice
now available with 100% of proceeds going to "stand with minnesota" organizations 💜
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now available with 100% of proceeds going to "stand with minnesota" organizations 💜
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February 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
abolish ice
now available with 100% of proceeds going to "stand with minnesota" organizations 💜
shopbanner18.com/products/abo...
now available with 100% of proceeds going to "stand with minnesota" organizations 💜
shopbanner18.com/products/abo...
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Three words: CEO dunk tank
…
Hold up, one more word: sharks
…
Hold up, one more word: sharks
oh FFS, maybe get them to throw some of that money into rent funds instead of a zip line
February 13, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Three words: CEO dunk tank
…
Hold up, one more word: sharks
…
Hold up, one more word: sharks
Richard Jefferson, you don't need your shirt unbuttoned that far.
February 14, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Richard Jefferson, you don't need your shirt unbuttoned that far.
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Wild that a sitting member of Congress, a Republican no less, feels compelled to post this.
February 13, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Wild that a sitting member of Congress, a Republican no less, feels compelled to post this.
🎶 Making new friends at the @uptownvfw.bsky.social 🎶
February 14, 2026 at 1:17 AM
🎶 Making new friends at the @uptownvfw.bsky.social 🎶
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
February 13, 2026 at 9:44 PM
CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF!
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
(I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)
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do YOU have any experience in art, social, organizing, fundraising, comms, graphic design, & want to help us try to raise an insane amount of money to keep immigrant families in MN housed?
I am looking for folks who would want to throw down. having a meeting monday evening. DM me if you're in.
I am looking for folks who would want to throw down. having a meeting monday evening. DM me if you're in.
February 13, 2026 at 6:18 PM
do YOU have any experience in art, social, organizing, fundraising, comms, graphic design, & want to help us try to raise an insane amount of money to keep immigrant families in MN housed?
I am looking for folks who would want to throw down. having a meeting monday evening. DM me if you're in.
I am looking for folks who would want to throw down. having a meeting monday evening. DM me if you're in.
I accidentally bought this twice last night. Apologies in advance.
February 13, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I accidentally bought this twice last night. Apologies in advance.
Can't believe we still have a day of work left this week.
February 13, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Can't believe we still have a day of work left this week.
I totally thought we were done with this guy.
incredible how white men are given the benefit of the doubt when anything coming from marginalized groups are treated with utmost suspicion and distorted beyond recognition
February 13, 2026 at 5:30 AM
I totally thought we were done with this guy.
Haven't been working out as much as usual. Been eating like crap and drinking more. But I'm notching my belt tighter, so the siege is doing something, I guess.
February 13, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Haven't been working out as much as usual. Been eating like crap and drinking more. But I'm notching my belt tighter, so the siege is doing something, I guess.