Jess
@baconjess.bsky.social
Minneapolis
Can I pet your dog?
Can I pet your dog?
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Mission Accomplished. Hang the banner.
February 16, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Mission Accomplished. Hang the banner.
So excited to sleep tonight.
February 16, 2026 at 6:05 AM
So excited to sleep tonight.
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medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday
Schumer on DHS reforms: "I believe Republicans will have no choice but to go along with us because it's so common sense"
February 15, 2026 at 2:51 PM
medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday
Just pet two dogs on my way home from the VFW. Vibes are now immaculate.
February 16, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Just pet two dogs on my way home from the VFW. Vibes are now immaculate.
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Just made myself laugh imagining a Hobbit-themed burlesque performance by a dancer named Lorta DaRingz.
February 16, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Just made myself laugh imagining a Hobbit-themed burlesque performance by a dancer named Lorta DaRingz.
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a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
February 15, 2026 at 10:42 PM
a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
Love having to be hypervigilant at the bar.
February 16, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Love having to be hypervigilant at the bar.
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Some awesome Anthony Edwards + Kevin Durant shots from the 2026 ASG
February 16, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Some awesome Anthony Edwards + Kevin Durant shots from the 2026 ASG
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SN: "Who is the player that casual fans need to circle ... as the key to you winning a chip?"
Ant: "My favorite player Jaden McDaniels ... when y'all see Minnesota lock in on number 3. Don't watch number 5, watch number 3"
Ant: "My favorite player Jaden McDaniels ... when y'all see Minnesota lock in on number 3. Don't watch number 5, watch number 3"
February 16, 2026 at 1:27 AM
SN: "Who is the player that casual fans need to circle ... as the key to you winning a chip?"
Ant: "My favorite player Jaden McDaniels ... when y'all see Minnesota lock in on number 3. Don't watch number 5, watch number 3"
Ant: "My favorite player Jaden McDaniels ... when y'all see Minnesota lock in on number 3. Don't watch number 5, watch number 3"
Vibes are off tonight. And they were off before I even left the house.
February 16, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Vibes are off tonight. And they were off before I even left the house.
Just had a 71-year-old guy tell me, "If only I met you 50 years ago." Sir, I would have been turning two.
February 16, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Just had a 71-year-old guy tell me, "If only I met you 50 years ago." Sir, I would have been turning two.
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Wolves Rookie Rocco Zikarsky links up with Boban Marjanovic
Pair of 7+ footers
Pair of 7+ footers
February 16, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Wolves Rookie Rocco Zikarsky links up with Boban Marjanovic
Pair of 7+ footers
Pair of 7+ footers
Ant jumping against Wemby. C'mon dude. 😂😂
February 15, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Ant jumping against Wemby. C'mon dude. 😂😂
What if I just stayed in bed and snoozed on and off all day?
February 15, 2026 at 4:31 PM
What if I just stayed in bed and snoozed on and off all day?
How am I still awake at this time of night?
February 15, 2026 at 7:24 AM
How am I still awake at this time of night?
Vibes in LynLake are so good tonight.
February 15, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Vibes in LynLake are so good tonight.
Just learned the VFW is gonna run out of red wine and won't have any more until Thursday and what am I gonna do?
February 15, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Just learned the VFW is gonna run out of red wine and won't have any more until Thursday and what am I gonna do?
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That first one might be the craziest dunk I've ever seen
February 15, 2026 at 4:02 AM
That first one might be the craziest dunk I've ever seen
Your aunts and uncles are out and about.
February 15, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Your aunts and uncles are out and about.
We got the volume up and I am mobilizing monopolizing TouchTunes as the good Lord intended.
February 15, 2026 at 1:22 AM
We got the volume up and I am mobilizing monopolizing TouchTunes as the good Lord intended.
Home from the baby shower with plenty of time to catch my favorite Valentine's episodes of Bob's Burgers.
February 14, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Home from the baby shower with plenty of time to catch my favorite Valentine's episodes of Bob's Burgers.
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“It was just Christmas… i just…”
Let me tell you something daddy
Lock in
Let me tell you something daddy
Lock in
February 14, 2026 at 4:37 PM
“It was just Christmas… i just…”
Let me tell you something daddy
Lock in
Let me tell you something daddy
Lock in