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Jess
@baconjess.bsky.social
Minneapolis

Can I pet your dog?
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I feel like I'm gonna get so much use out of this.
Looks like the Dutch center might be wearing AEs.
December 1, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Looks like the Dutch center might be wearing AEs.
December 1, 2025 at 8:30 PM
At Netherlands v Poland round 1 of World Cup qualifiers and I booed this guy.
December 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Gonna miss the first Wednesday of the month siren, but we just got one here in the Netherlands.
December 1, 2025 at 11:06 AM
League Pass is not working in the Netherlands tonight.
December 1, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This is the best vacation.
November 30, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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Listening to Purple Rain at a bar in Den Haag. Bartender is a big fan and was at his last Amsterdam show. This city is really cool. Incredible chill and neighborly.
November 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Talking with our Dutch bartender about Prince when Vanity 6 is playing, as Minnesotans do.
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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designing a new timberwolves jersey after every win 🐺

record: 11-8
November 30, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Didn't go to bed until 3:30 or so last night. Took me another hour to finally fall asleep. Got up at 1:20. Ate breakfast at 2pm, then went back for a nap at 3:30. When I woke up at 4:15, I felt amazing!
November 30, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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the crime: selling underseasoned french fries

the punishment: death
November 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Breakfast at 2pm.
November 30, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Did not anticipate staying up until 3:40 after staying up until 3 last night. This is the best vacation.
November 30, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Watching the Wolves from The Hague!
November 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A small taste of home in The Hague.
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Absolutely incredible spread by @veronicava.bsky.social and Rich for Thanksgiving.
November 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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My husband and I have been trying to scare each other with the June Squibb cutout he got me for my bday
November 29, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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“erstwhile wunderkind”
November 29, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Dutch horse cops in The Hague. We spent the rest of our time out and about avoiding piles of horse shit on the sidewalks.
November 29, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Setting an alarm for 11 am because I'm going to bed at 3 am. Vacation rules!
November 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Tonight is Hair Band Night after the bar.
November 28, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Playlist at this bar is banging. Maxwell into Tevin Campbell? Are you pulling from my playlists?
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Your aunts and uncles are out on their Thanksgiving Eve in the Hague.
November 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Wish my curls were deadly.
November 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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This is the clip I was looking for btw. Happy Bisexual Bob Belcher day to all who celebrate
Bob Belcher - I'm mostly straight
YouTube video by Kronc Lee
m.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM