EJ
@badideajeans.bsky.social
New Englander. Sports. Finance. Dogs.
Kane is Able.
Kane is Able.
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You mean to tell me that the guy that Trump said multiple times was his friend...was his friend?
November 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
You mean to tell me that the guy that Trump said multiple times was his friend...was his friend?
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Dick Cheney has died. He is preceded into death by his parents, the guy he shot in the face, and a million Iraqis.
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Dick Cheney has died. He is preceded into death by his parents, the guy he shot in the face, and a million Iraqis.
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PLAYOFFS ANALYSIS:
The Chiefs are definitely the favorite, but don't count out Houston
Buffalo is playing at home, but the Ravens are *awfully good*
Lions should easily win but don't be surprised if they lose
Who's the other game, Washington and someone? That's a pick-em for me
The Chiefs are definitely the favorite, but don't count out Houston
Buffalo is playing at home, but the Ravens are *awfully good*
Lions should easily win but don't be surprised if they lose
Who's the other game, Washington and someone? That's a pick-em for me
January 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
PLAYOFFS ANALYSIS:
The Chiefs are definitely the favorite, but don't count out Houston
Buffalo is playing at home, but the Ravens are *awfully good*
Lions should easily win but don't be surprised if they lose
Who's the other game, Washington and someone? That's a pick-em for me
The Chiefs are definitely the favorite, but don't count out Houston
Buffalo is playing at home, but the Ravens are *awfully good*
Lions should easily win but don't be surprised if they lose
Who's the other game, Washington and someone? That's a pick-em for me
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"The last couple of years have really taught me about the frailty of life and how little time we actually have on this planet. It's got me thinking about how important it is to build the life that you want." ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ʳᵉᵃᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢʰᵃʳᵉ. missyandthemadness.blogspot.com/2025/01/its-...
January 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
"The last couple of years have really taught me about the frailty of life and how little time we actually have on this planet. It's got me thinking about how important it is to build the life that you want." ᴾˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ʳᵉᵃᵈ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢʰᵃʳᵉ. missyandthemadness.blogspot.com/2025/01/its-...
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(standing in a neighborhood destroyed by fire, shouting through a bullhorn at crying families searching through the rubble of their lives)
You can have money and water as soon as California declares that there are only two genders
You can have money and water as soon as California declares that there are only two genders
BRENNAN: Do you expect though that Republicans will still help Californians in need even if they don't like their local politics and the party?
SEN. BARRASSO: I expect there will be strings attached to money that is ultimately approved ...
SEN. BARRASSO: I expect there will be strings attached to money that is ultimately approved ...
January 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
(standing in a neighborhood destroyed by fire, shouting through a bullhorn at crying families searching through the rubble of their lives)
You can have money and water as soon as California declares that there are only two genders
You can have money and water as soon as California declares that there are only two genders
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Valentine has to go into witness protection after this. Name change. New identity. Whole new life
January 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Valentine has to go into witness protection after this. Name change. New identity. Whole new life
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Pabst Drinker Celebrates Pabst Purchase With Pabst
January 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Pabst Drinker Celebrates Pabst Purchase With Pabst
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My fellow LA folks—if you’re having trouble finding real time updates on evacuation areas, air quality, power outages, etc I recommend this app 👇👇👇
t.co/whLniD62Uz
t.co/whLniD62Uz
https://app.watchduty.org/
t.co
January 8, 2025 at 5:01 PM
My fellow LA folks—if you’re having trouble finding real time updates on evacuation areas, air quality, power outages, etc I recommend this app 👇👇👇
t.co/whLniD62Uz
t.co/whLniD62Uz
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"Teach a man to fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to use the internet, he won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe even years. You may never even see him again."
-- Confucius
"Teach a man to fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to use the internet, he won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe even years. You may never even see him again."
-- Confucius
January 5, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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"Teach a man to fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to use the internet, he won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe even years. You may never even see him again."
-- Confucius
"Teach a man to fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to use the internet, he won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe even years. You may never even see him again."
-- Confucius
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MICHIGAN PLAYBOOK
1st and 10: Rush up the middle
2nd and long: Rush up the middle
2nd and medium: Rush up the middle
2nd and short: Rush up the middle
3rd and long: Rush up the middle
3rd and medium: Rush up the middle
3rd and short: Rush up the middle
Down 4, :01 left, midfield: Rush up the middle
1st and 10: Rush up the middle
2nd and long: Rush up the middle
2nd and medium: Rush up the middle
2nd and short: Rush up the middle
3rd and long: Rush up the middle
3rd and medium: Rush up the middle
3rd and short: Rush up the middle
Down 4, :01 left, midfield: Rush up the middle
December 31, 2024 at 7:16 PM
MICHIGAN PLAYBOOK
1st and 10: Rush up the middle
2nd and long: Rush up the middle
2nd and medium: Rush up the middle
2nd and short: Rush up the middle
3rd and long: Rush up the middle
3rd and medium: Rush up the middle
3rd and short: Rush up the middle
Down 4, :01 left, midfield: Rush up the middle
1st and 10: Rush up the middle
2nd and long: Rush up the middle
2nd and medium: Rush up the middle
2nd and short: Rush up the middle
3rd and long: Rush up the middle
3rd and medium: Rush up the middle
3rd and short: Rush up the middle
Down 4, :01 left, midfield: Rush up the middle
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by the time you’re 40, the amount of people you actually like being around is absolutely no one
December 29, 2024 at 6:08 PM
by the time you’re 40, the amount of people you actually like being around is absolutely no one
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(Smearing leopard bait on my face on the way to the polls) This country is finally about to be well-run!
December 28, 2024 at 4:57 PM
(Smearing leopard bait on my face on the way to the polls) This country is finally about to be well-run!
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The retiree rolls are growing by about a million people a year faster than in the pre-GFC years -- good news if you're a prime-age worker, it's easier for employers to manage their headcounts without having to do layoffs:
December 27, 2024 at 7:36 PM
The retiree rolls are growing by about a million people a year faster than in the pre-GFC years -- good news if you're a prime-age worker, it's easier for employers to manage their headcounts without having to do layoffs:
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TERRIBLE JOKE OF THE DAY™️
"Yesterday, my neighbour asked if I'd like to stroke his cocker spaniel.
In retrospect, I should've chosen the spaniel."
TERRIBLE JOKE OF THE DAY™️
"Yesterday, my neighbour asked if I'd like to stroke his cocker spaniel.
In retrospect, I should've chosen the spaniel."
December 26, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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TERRIBLE JOKE OF THE DAY™️
"Yesterday, my neighbour asked if I'd like to stroke his cocker spaniel.
In retrospect, I should've chosen the spaniel."
TERRIBLE JOKE OF THE DAY™️
"Yesterday, my neighbour asked if I'd like to stroke his cocker spaniel.
In retrospect, I should've chosen the spaniel."
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"Can you explain this gap in your resume?"
"That's where Word decided to change the paragraph spacing for no reason."
"That's where Word decided to change the paragraph spacing for no reason."
December 17, 2024 at 2:17 PM
"Can you explain this gap in your resume?"
"That's where Word decided to change the paragraph spacing for no reason."
"That's where Word decided to change the paragraph spacing for no reason."
I love their respective bylines.
December 21, 2024 at 9:29 PM
I love their respective bylines.
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1. I love your mustache
2. Your voice is like Barry White's
3. Your hands are so strong
*things you shouldn't tell her on a first date*
2. Your voice is like Barry White's
3. Your hands are so strong
*things you shouldn't tell her on a first date*
December 21, 2024 at 2:31 PM
1. I love your mustache
2. Your voice is like Barry White's
3. Your hands are so strong
*things you shouldn't tell her on a first date*
2. Your voice is like Barry White's
3. Your hands are so strong
*things you shouldn't tell her on a first date*
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EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT MR.BEAST I KNOW AND HAVE LEARNED AGAINST MY WILL
December 20, 2024 at 3:35 PM
EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT MR.BEAST I KNOW AND HAVE LEARNED AGAINST MY WILL
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AN IMMODERATE PROPOSAL:
An Essay, with Apologies to the Original Swifties
🦋
And so we come together yet again to mourn the deaths of children at the hands of someone who shouldn't have had a gun, intent on mass murder before committing suicide with that gun.
An epidemic of gun violence, indeed.
An Essay, with Apologies to the Original Swifties
🦋
And so we come together yet again to mourn the deaths of children at the hands of someone who shouldn't have had a gun, intent on mass murder before committing suicide with that gun.
An epidemic of gun violence, indeed.
December 18, 2024 at 12:45 PM
AN IMMODERATE PROPOSAL:
An Essay, with Apologies to the Original Swifties
🦋
And so we come together yet again to mourn the deaths of children at the hands of someone who shouldn't have had a gun, intent on mass murder before committing suicide with that gun.
An epidemic of gun violence, indeed.
An Essay, with Apologies to the Original Swifties
🦋
And so we come together yet again to mourn the deaths of children at the hands of someone who shouldn't have had a gun, intent on mass murder before committing suicide with that gun.
An epidemic of gun violence, indeed.
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On the plus side, maybe the leopards will be less likely to eat our faces if our bodies are riddled with polio
December 14, 2024 at 4:24 AM
On the plus side, maybe the leopards will be less likely to eat our faces if our bodies are riddled with polio