Certified Boogeywoman
@baelizean.bsky.social
🇧🇿 Desireé
New app, same yap.
🎰Vegas 🎰
New app, same yap.
🎰Vegas 🎰
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This is insane.
Since they deleted. From terrible kitchen hygiene practices to racism. Blink of an eye.
January 12, 2026 at 1:10 AM
This is insane.
😭
I want that fuck ass offense coordinator fired by midnight!!!
January 12, 2026 at 1:08 AM
😭
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The Eagles lost?
Head Nod GIF
ALT: Head Nod GIF
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:57 AM
The Eagles lost?
Don’t “hey” me nigga lmao
January 12, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Don’t “hey” me nigga lmao
Cardi went too hard on “hello” lol
January 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Cardi went too hard on “hello” lol
It be me that’s lookin sexy, it be me that’s lookin cute, it be me with body bussin out this miu miu bodysuit
a cartoon character in a yellow shirt is squatting on the ground
ALT: a cartoon character in a yellow shirt is squatting on the ground
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 12:08 AM
It be me that’s lookin sexy, it be me that’s lookin cute, it be me with body bussin out this miu miu bodysuit
You can go to hell actually 🙄
January 12, 2026 at 12:08 AM
You can go to hell actually 🙄
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I would also like to say that any establishment using paper straws HATES their customers. Cus bamboo and corn starch plastic straws exist and you can barely tell the difference between those and regular plastic
January 6, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I would also like to say that any establishment using paper straws HATES their customers. Cus bamboo and corn starch plastic straws exist and you can barely tell the difference between those and regular plastic
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The sunk cost fallacy is real.
January 2, 2026 at 11:07 PM
The sunk cost fallacy is real.
Spent $22 yesterday on some of the worst Mediterranean food I ever had. Pissed me off so bad I meal prepped as soon as I got home last night.
January 2, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Spent $22 yesterday on some of the worst Mediterranean food I ever had. Pissed me off so bad I meal prepped as soon as I got home last night.
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The Klan
White people saying "on gang" will never not confuse me like who?? The HOA?? 😭😭
January 2, 2026 at 8:05 PM
The Klan
We really can’t have shit
BREAKING: OpenAI is predicted to buy Pinterest, $PINS, in 2026, per the Information
January 2, 2026 at 8:18 PM
We really can’t have shit
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In his first press conference as NYC mayor, Zohran Mamdani announced three executive orders on housing and tenant protection
One will revive the Mayor's Office to Protect Tenants. He also revoked prior orders issued since Eric Adams’s indictment
One will revive the Mayor's Office to Protect Tenants. He also revoked prior orders issued since Eric Adams’s indictment
Mayor Mamdani announces housing-related executive orders
In his first press conference as New York City mayor, Zohran Mamdani announced three executive orders around housing and tenant protection.
abc7ny.com
January 1, 2026 at 11:04 PM
In his first press conference as NYC mayor, Zohran Mamdani announced three executive orders on housing and tenant protection
One will revive the Mayor's Office to Protect Tenants. He also revoked prior orders issued since Eric Adams’s indictment
One will revive the Mayor's Office to Protect Tenants. He also revoked prior orders issued since Eric Adams’s indictment
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If you're 40 dating down to 20 then that's an absolute problem. That goes for men and women.
40+ going up no one cares.
40+ going up no one cares.
My controversial hot take:
If people are consenting adults, I can’t find myself that upset about age gaps in romantic relationships. I don’t get why anyone cares.
It’s assumption of the worst on everyone’s part and it’s not my business.
Am I wrong?
If they are CONSENTING ADULTS only.
If people are consenting adults, I can’t find myself that upset about age gaps in romantic relationships. I don’t get why anyone cares.
It’s assumption of the worst on everyone’s part and it’s not my business.
Am I wrong?
If they are CONSENTING ADULTS only.
January 2, 2026 at 6:47 PM
If you're 40 dating down to 20 then that's an absolute problem. That goes for men and women.
40+ going up no one cares.
40+ going up no one cares.
I want a revair because I feel like the blow dryer brush is breaking my hair. But why does it have to be $380 dollars 😫
January 2, 2026 at 7:28 AM
I want a revair because I feel like the blow dryer brush is breaking my hair. But why does it have to be $380 dollars 😫
Sameeeee
I’m over 200 pounds.
🗣️NO
🗣️NO
Let that man pick you up!
January 2, 2026 at 7:11 AM
Sameeeee
I break out the dvd set every now & then for a full rewatch
Who here watches Daria?
Raise your hand.
Raise your hand.
a close up of a cartoon character wearing glasses and a hood .
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January 2, 2026 at 5:23 AM
I break out the dvd set every now & then for a full rewatch
I’ll check it out, thank you 🫶🏾
January 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I’ll check it out, thank you 🫶🏾
Netflix is basically $18 now, Apple TV is like $13, I have peacock plus my Amazon, Apple Music and this app I need for my sons school, plus his Nintendo membership and crunchy roll.
January 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Netflix is basically $18 now, Apple TV is like $13, I have peacock plus my Amazon, Apple Music and this app I need for my sons school, plus his Nintendo membership and crunchy roll.
Yeah I’m eliminating at least half of them because this makes no sense smh
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Yeah I’m eliminating at least half of them because this makes no sense smh
And what’s annoying is that it’s mainly the price increases: Netflix, Apple TV & peacock have increased so much. I don’t even watch anything fr. Cairo and I gonna have to have a sit down and figure out which ones he use the least. Because I’ll be damned.
January 2, 2026 at 3:06 AM
And what’s annoying is that it’s mainly the price increases: Netflix, Apple TV & peacock have increased so much. I don’t even watch anything fr. Cairo and I gonna have to have a sit down and figure out which ones he use the least. Because I’ll be damned.
Check it asap!
January 2, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Check it asap!