450BakeIt
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Ratchet & Clank if Insomniac locked the fuck in
February 14, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Ratchet & Clank if Insomniac locked the fuck in
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Today is Friday in California
September 13, 2024 at 2:43 PM
Today is Friday in California
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he keeps getting shit done in like his first two months of office, we need more mayors like him
February 12, 2026 at 11:02 PM
he keeps getting shit done in like his first two months of office, we need more mayors like him
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Aw jeez. Oh man. J-Jessie, we got a cook.
February 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Aw jeez. Oh man. J-Jessie, we got a cook.
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MIRROR’S EDGE in 2025
January 16, 2026 at 8:04 PM
MIRROR’S EDGE in 2025
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If this chant somehow broke out in a WWE crowd, fucking HHH's music would hit and he would legit start tear-gasing the first few front rows.
February 5, 2026 at 4:05 AM
If this chant somehow broke out in a WWE crowd, fucking HHH's music would hit and he would legit start tear-gasing the first few front rows.
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Any time a Trump admin official does this it’s our patriotic duty to speculate whether they shit themselves
February 4, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Any time a Trump admin official does this it’s our patriotic duty to speculate whether they shit themselves
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no amount of CIA propaganda will ever convince me that these people are my enemies
ATTN: great things are again happening in China, ice level 🇨🇳
February 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
no amount of CIA propaganda will ever convince me that these people are my enemies
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier
Columbia Heights (Liam's school district) cancelled school today because of a credible bomb threat at Liam's elementary and multiple ICE vehicles parking in the high school staff parking lot at 6:15am.
February 2, 2026 at 5:14 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to wake up at 5 am and don 30 lbs of tactical gear you bought off amazon to sit in a chevy tahoe in the parking lot of the elementary school where you kidnapped a five year old kid to intimidate his teachers. good luck soldier
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This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
February 2, 2026 at 3:23 PM
This is a post about animal excrement and the English language.
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
bull$#!% = nonsense/lies
chicken$#!% = petty or cowardly
horse$#!% = nonsense/lies
dog$#!%= low quality
ape$#!% = wild
bat$#!%= crazy
Ordered above from oldest to newest: bull$#!% (1914), bat$#!% (1971).
Texting my thirteen reasons to my managers and not clocking in tomorrow
February 2, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Texting my thirteen reasons to my managers and not clocking in tomorrow
What's the h8 with v8
January 29, 2026 at 4:46 AM
What's the h8 with v8
Can't even schizo post these days. Since he's the most immediate name I know to attach to this, fuck you Stephen Miller.
January 28, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Can't even schizo post these days. Since he's the most immediate name I know to attach to this, fuck you Stephen Miller.
What is the 4D chess mind fuckery goal in starting a civil war and international conflicts at once
January 25, 2026 at 9:15 AM
What is the 4D chess mind fuckery goal in starting a civil war and international conflicts at once
History, as told since the end of the Gloomy Wars, depicts tributes given to appease the greater powers. Offerings of grains, in particular, were very well received, and even sated beings such as Ymoolg for a time.
January 23, 2026 at 9:51 AM
History, as told since the end of the Gloomy Wars, depicts tributes given to appease the greater powers. Offerings of grains, in particular, were very well received, and even sated beings such as Ymoolg for a time.
Left my jo crystals in the yard for the solar flares to charge
January 20, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Left my jo crystals in the yard for the solar flares to charge
Upon the Third Monday, Ymoolg will select his next victim. Though he randomly selects his victim, the reason is purposeful and the same. Nourishment, power, life's very essence.
January 20, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Upon the Third Monday, Ymoolg will select his next victim. Though he randomly selects his victim, the reason is purposeful and the same. Nourishment, power, life's very essence.
My foreign policy will be amassing the world's largest anime woman breast milk farm
January 19, 2026 at 1:20 AM
My foreign policy will be amassing the world's largest anime woman breast milk farm
Jesus was nailed to the cross? Romans were fweaky
January 16, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Jesus was nailed to the cross? Romans were fweaky
Karaoke night at the Dog House. Dogs even got an encore. Zero reaction, sad bau bau. Tough crowd tonight everyone.
January 16, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Karaoke night at the Dog House. Dogs even got an encore. Zero reaction, sad bau bau. Tough crowd tonight everyone.
Ymoolg beat my ass for spilling Lucky Charms. I'm sorry Ymoolg. I didn't mean to
January 15, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Ymoolg beat my ass for spilling Lucky Charms. I'm sorry Ymoolg. I didn't mean to
A dog with its tail docked is like a woman with no bush. Who hurt you, queen.
January 15, 2026 at 2:17 AM
A dog with its tail docked is like a woman with no bush. Who hurt you, queen.
Dumps like a truck? Thighs like WHAT? Baby, PLEASE move your butt 🙂↕️🙏
January 14, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Dumps like a truck? Thighs like WHAT? Baby, PLEASE move your butt 🙂↕️🙏