Dr. Wombat & Horse
@batensmack.bsky.social
Music, improv, live events and…accounting.
I am multitudes.
I am multitudes.
Thinking about the pan-American government from Infinite Jest…
January 6, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Thinking about the pan-American government from Infinite Jest…
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The failure of our elites to hold Trump accountable for January 6th is as disgraceful as what happened on that awful day.
Since 2010, 35 democratic leaders around the world have been criminally convicted. Only Trump went unpunished and unconstrained.
Now he threatens democracy at home and abroad.
Since 2010, 35 democratic leaders around the world have been criminally convicted. Only Trump went unpunished and unconstrained.
Now he threatens democracy at home and abroad.
January 6, 2026 at 7:34 AM
The failure of our elites to hold Trump accountable for January 6th is as disgraceful as what happened on that awful day.
Since 2010, 35 democratic leaders around the world have been criminally convicted. Only Trump went unpunished and unconstrained.
Now he threatens democracy at home and abroad.
Since 2010, 35 democratic leaders around the world have been criminally convicted. Only Trump went unpunished and unconstrained.
Now he threatens democracy at home and abroad.
The CGI in Stranger Things is just video game crap.
January 6, 2026 at 3:25 AM
The CGI in Stranger Things is just video game crap.
I should have died riding drunkenly on the hood of a car in college. What a fucking idiot. Skinned up my face and hurt my heel pretty badly.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
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January 6, 2026 at 1:20 AM
I should have died riding drunkenly on the hood of a car in college. What a fucking idiot. Skinned up my face and hurt my heel pretty badly.
I don’t think I’ve felt a solid ounce of self-motivation since Hurricane Helene…maybe since Covid…possibly since 2016. If anyone has “get up and go get it energy” - I could use a dose.
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 PM
I don’t think I’ve felt a solid ounce of self-motivation since Hurricane Helene…maybe since Covid…possibly since 2016. If anyone has “get up and go get it energy” - I could use a dose.
People won’t talk about it much but the wet field played a part in both of the missed FG attempts at the end of the Steelers v Ravens game. That little bit of slip is enough to make the ball slice.
January 5, 2026 at 5:00 AM
People won’t talk about it much but the wet field played a part in both of the missed FG attempts at the end of the Steelers v Ravens game. That little bit of slip is enough to make the ball slice.
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I had a Reddit post removed from an “Ask” subreddit because the mods said it could have been answered “by a search engine.”
Have any of them used a search engine lately? Search engines don’t answer shit anymore! They’re all completely enshittified. Why do you think I was on Reddit?
Have any of them used a search engine lately? Search engines don’t answer shit anymore! They’re all completely enshittified. Why do you think I was on Reddit?
January 5, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I had a Reddit post removed from an “Ask” subreddit because the mods said it could have been answered “by a search engine.”
Have any of them used a search engine lately? Search engines don’t answer shit anymore! They’re all completely enshittified. Why do you think I was on Reddit?
Have any of them used a search engine lately? Search engines don’t answer shit anymore! They’re all completely enshittified. Why do you think I was on Reddit?
Charge and arrest them.
The Epstein Files Transparency Act is a law, passed by Congress on November 19 with an overwhelming vote. Complying with it was not optional. The Department of Justice did not comply.
I want to make sure this is very clear.
I want to make sure this is very clear.
January 4, 2026 at 11:54 PM
Charge and arrest them.
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When the LAPD arrests a dude at a gas station they don’t take over the gas station and use it to gas up all the cop cars tho
STEPHANOPOULOS: Why wasn't congressional authorization necessary?
RUBIO: It wasn't necessary because this was not an invasion. We didn't occupy a country. This was an arrest operation.
RUBIO: It wasn't necessary because this was not an invasion. We didn't occupy a country. This was an arrest operation.
January 4, 2026 at 6:45 PM
When the LAPD arrests a dude at a gas station they don’t take over the gas station and use it to gas up all the cop cars tho
Today’s office.
January 4, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Today’s office.
“Partridge in a Pear Tree” is definitely a medieval euphemism for “butt stuff”
January 4, 2026 at 3:07 PM
“Partridge in a Pear Tree” is definitely a medieval euphemism for “butt stuff”
I’m confused. I thought the US government was deporting Venezuelans…
January 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
I’m confused. I thought the US government was deporting Venezuelans…
Happy New War.
January 3, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Happy New War.
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So it’s a secret war? That’s been considered an impeachable offense in the past.
January 3, 2026 at 7:37 AM
So it’s a secret war? That’s been considered an impeachable offense in the past.
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Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
January 3, 2026 at 10:52 AM
Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.
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This feels like a culmination of several deep pathologies: congressional passivity, executive aggrandizement, national security exceptionalism, politics as theater, war as theater.
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 AM
This feels like a culmination of several deep pathologies: congressional passivity, executive aggrandizement, national security exceptionalism, politics as theater, war as theater.
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Hard to believe a FIFA Peace Prize laureate would do this.
January 3, 2026 at 6:56 AM
Hard to believe a FIFA Peace Prize laureate would do this.
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It’s almost like green energy is the only way forward and a handful of oil barons are doing everything in their power to keep that from happening so they can get even richer at the cost of literally everything else in the world.
Wall Street’s biggest banks made more money financing green projects than they did from working with fossil fuel companies for a fourth straight year, even as they faced ongoing pressure to pull back from the business
Banks Notch Higher Fees From Green Bonds Than Fossil Fuel Debt
Wall Street’s biggest banks made more money financing green projects than they did from working with fossil fuel companies for a fourth straight year, even as they faced ongoing pressure to pull back from the business.
bloom.bg
January 3, 2026 at 3:00 AM
It’s almost like green energy is the only way forward and a handful of oil barons are doing everything in their power to keep that from happening so they can get even richer at the cost of literally everything else in the world.
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Grok issued an apology; however an air fryer and a Maytag top-load washer close to the situation have told us he was lying.
January 3, 2026 at 6:02 AM
Grok issued an apology; however an air fryer and a Maytag top-load washer close to the situation have told us he was lying.
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CNN: CNN just getting report that the smoke appears to be rising from the vicinity of Fort Tiona, which is where the Venezuelan ministry of defense is headquartered, which would seem to indicate that somebody is targeting the defenses of Venezuela.
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 AM
CNN: CNN just getting report that the smoke appears to be rising from the vicinity of Fort Tiona, which is where the Venezuelan ministry of defense is headquartered, which would seem to indicate that somebody is targeting the defenses of Venezuela.
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Sugar Bowl? RFK Jr is going to lose his shit
January 2, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Sugar Bowl? RFK Jr is going to lose his shit
Y’all, but seriously. What day is it?
January 1, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Y’all, but seriously. What day is it?
We’re all rooting for Texas Tech tomorrow, right?
January 1, 2026 at 1:03 AM
We’re all rooting for Texas Tech tomorrow, right?
Today’s Office. 12/29/25. #Photography
December 29, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Today’s Office. 12/29/25. #Photography