Bean Ponderer
@beanponderer.bsky.social
I;m thinking about thos Beans
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Bean Ponderer
@beanponderer.bsky.social
ยท Jan 14
I;m never not thinking about thos beans, don't be fooled. I'm on brand even when I talk about other things.
Nobody would respect AI if it had to walk in a robot body.
January 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Nobody would respect AI if it had to walk in a robot body.
Hell yeah. Damn. Finally some good news.
January 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Hell yeah. Damn. Finally some good news.
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Just called my partner a derpina and she said where did you learn to talk like that and I had to lie and say books
January 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Just called my partner a derpina and she said where did you learn to talk like that and I had to lie and say books
Eat shit and die.
January 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Eat shit and die.
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Itโs too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Itโs too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
The way back to a fictionalized 80s that never existed is to return to a fictionalized racial purity that never existed. They are trapped in the ghost of a memory of a nightmare.
January 1, 2026 at 3:06 AM
The way back to a fictionalized 80s that never existed is to return to a fictionalized racial purity that never existed. They are trapped in the ghost of a memory of a nightmare.
Running my fingers over the wrinkles and grooves of this persons brain. "DEAR GOD..."
December 31, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Running my fingers over the wrinkles and grooves of this persons brain. "DEAR GOD..."
A shoe with a special drawer built in for keeping your jerky.
December 31, 2025 at 12:51 AM
A shoe with a special drawer built in for keeping your jerky.
And insulin to wash it all down with
December 30, 2025 at 8:48 PM
And insulin to wash it all down with
A premonition, a goal, or a resigned acceptance?
December 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
A premonition, a goal, or a resigned acceptance?
Whitehouse denies that the appearance of a purple water droplet icon next to the health bar is anything bad.
December 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Whitehouse denies that the appearance of a purple water droplet icon next to the health bar is anything bad.
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I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.
July 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.
That's in Illinois. You don't have to go to St. Louis, you can just stay on the right side of the river.
December 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
That's in Illinois. You don't have to go to St. Louis, you can just stay on the right side of the river.
We need a panel of judges who give points for style, as well as quantity.
December 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
We need a panel of judges who give points for style, as well as quantity.
If you are paying more than 50k for your degree, you shouldn't be required to believe in demons and goblins. That's what DeVry is for.
December 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
If you are paying more than 50k for your degree, you shouldn't be required to believe in demons and goblins. That's what DeVry is for.
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If you and your wife donโt get off with the dunce cap what are you even doing
Tell me you want a servant without saying you're too insecure to handle a partner
December 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If you and your wife donโt get off with the dunce cap what are you even doing
Building this in Hearts of Iron 4 for 8 years, only for the war to end without my intervention.
December 23, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Building this in Hearts of Iron 4 for 8 years, only for the war to end without my intervention.
RFK is bringing all the Oregon trail diseases back to the Whitehouse.
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 AM
RFK is bringing all the Oregon trail diseases back to the Whitehouse.
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I'm going to turn so many kids heads into bugs after my next visit.
December 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I'm going to turn so many kids heads into bugs after my next visit.
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Weโve created the self-regarding allegedly erudite child-molesting monsters from Vladimir Nabokovโs novel โDonโt Create The Self-Regarding Allegedly Erudite Child-Molesting Monsterโ
Not going to repost the images, but the first few feature the first paragraph of Lolita written in ink on the skin of a woman (or girl, impossible to tell)
See the newly released photos here: www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/cl62l...
December 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Weโve created the self-regarding allegedly erudite child-molesting monsters from Vladimir Nabokovโs novel โDonโt Create The Self-Regarding Allegedly Erudite Child-Molesting Monsterโ
*sighs, removes from to-watch list*
December 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
*sighs, removes from to-watch list*
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"Okay everybody, normal human faces, this is gonna be the one, I can feel it."
December 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"Okay everybody, normal human faces, this is gonna be the one, I can feel it."
I saw it knowing nothing and 5 minutes in I say aloud, "wait, is this french?"
December 18, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I saw it knowing nothing and 5 minutes in I say aloud, "wait, is this french?"
The Liberty Bell actually weeps a delicious hot chocolate every sabbath.
December 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
The Liberty Bell actually weeps a delicious hot chocolate every sabbath.