Bean Ponderer
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I;m thinking about thos Beans
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Bean Ponderer
@beanponderer.bsky.social
· Jan 14
I;m never not thinking about thos beans, don't be fooled. I'm on brand even when I talk about other things.
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If you and your wife don’t get off with the dunce cap what are you even doing
Tell me you want a servant without saying you're too insecure to handle a partner
December 23, 2025 at 7:14 PM
If you and your wife don’t get off with the dunce cap what are you even doing
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We’ve created the self-regarding allegedly erudite child-molesting monsters from Vladimir Nabokov’s novel “Don’t Create The Self-Regarding Allegedly Erudite Child-Molesting Monster”
Not going to repost the images, but the first few feature the first paragraph of Lolita written in ink on the skin of a woman (or girl, impossible to tell)
See the newly released photos here: www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/cl62l...
December 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
We’ve created the self-regarding allegedly erudite child-molesting monsters from Vladimir Nabokov’s novel “Don’t Create The Self-Regarding Allegedly Erudite Child-Molesting Monster”
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"Okay everybody, normal human faces, this is gonna be the one, I can feel it."
December 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
"Okay everybody, normal human faces, this is gonna be the one, I can feel it."
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Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
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I think I will use the internet to experience some of the most profound art ever created, wait hold up, this one got me laughin again
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I think I will use the internet to experience some of the most profound art ever created, wait hold up, this one got me laughin again
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Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
LOS GATOS, CA—In an attempt to fend off growing competition from Paramount and Netflix, Plex CEO Keith Valory announced Monday that the streaming platform had submitted a $35 bid for Warner Bros. Disc...
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December 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.
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“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic
THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she ever did, television host Oprah Winfrey has spent weeks on a ship pursuing Dr. Phil through the Arc...
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December 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“I brought this horrid creature into the world, and now I must take him out!” Winfrey said
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How my homunculus pilfers the guard's keys when he breaks me out of the king's dungeon:
December 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
How my homunculus pilfers the guard's keys when he breaks me out of the king's dungeon:
They should have young Sheldon, Sheldon, and old Sheldon live together like in Foundation.
December 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
They should have young Sheldon, Sheldon, and old Sheldon live together like in Foundation.
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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Aliens from a world where everything has an exoskeleton would be weirded out by us. "Your insides are on the outside and you are full of rocks?"
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Aliens from a world where everything has an exoskeleton would be weirded out by us. "Your insides are on the outside and you are full of rocks?"
People say "but what will we do with the data centers if they close?" Buddy, every modest sized midwestern city has a steel foundry that is now a brewery or screen printing business that makes shirts that say "OHIO: 75% vowels, 100% awesome." You can reuse a building.
December 1, 2025 at 4:52 AM
People say "but what will we do with the data centers if they close?" Buddy, every modest sized midwestern city has a steel foundry that is now a brewery or screen printing business that makes shirts that say "OHIO: 75% vowels, 100% awesome." You can reuse a building.
We're in a Reagan sort of situation, but instead of a Nancy Reagan grand vizier the shadow presidency is a harem of 60 year old men, all on cocaine.
November 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM
We're in a Reagan sort of situation, but instead of a Nancy Reagan grand vizier the shadow presidency is a harem of 60 year old men, all on cocaine.
The Joe Biden Presidential Library will give people another reason not to visit Delaware; a made up state whose primary export is tax evasion.
November 30, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The Joe Biden Presidential Library will give people another reason not to visit Delaware; a made up state whose primary export is tax evasion.
The snow will be fun and beautiful for two weeks. Then, the Darkness.
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
The snow will be fun and beautiful for two weeks. Then, the Darkness.
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November 30, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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The New York Times is never going to recapture the magic of Wordle.
November 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
The New York Times is never going to recapture the magic of Wordle.
Imagine making 6 figures and being mad that you sell soup for poor people and not cool things, like private jets or a computer that thinks it's Hitler. Dork ass ruling class.
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Imagine making 6 figures and being mad that you sell soup for poor people and not cool things, like private jets or a computer that thinks it's Hitler. Dork ass ruling class.
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"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 12:54 AM
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
Want to shout out big 100-pack boxes of fruit snacks for diabetes awareness month. Whether you are going to the store or work, you always need 2-4 in a pocket.
November 14, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Want to shout out big 100-pack boxes of fruit snacks for diabetes awareness month. Whether you are going to the store or work, you always need 2-4 in a pocket.