Bear Claw Billie
@bearclawbillie.bsky.social
Electronic musician (action/horror/dance/hip hop). Comedy doer (Fix My Carcast host, improviser, riffer, writer). Genderfluid (they/she)🏳️⚧️. Maine.
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“I know you want me so bad it’s like acid in your mouth” is the greatest sentence ever written
December 3, 2025 at 8:17 AM
“I know you want me so bad it’s like acid in your mouth” is the greatest sentence ever written
Four biggest musical influences this week:
Dolly Parton
Negativland
Tim Follin
Hazbin Hotel
And now GOOD LORD imagine those four in one song 😱
Dolly Parton
Negativland
Tim Follin
Hazbin Hotel
And now GOOD LORD imagine those four in one song 😱
December 3, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Four biggest musical influences this week:
Dolly Parton
Negativland
Tim Follin
Hazbin Hotel
And now GOOD LORD imagine those four in one song 😱
Dolly Parton
Negativland
Tim Follin
Hazbin Hotel
And now GOOD LORD imagine those four in one song 😱
Star Trek 4 is a goddamned motherfucking Christmas movie and Jesus was a whale
It's a Christmas movie if that makes you happy. Whatever movie that might be. Tell them I said it was fine. 🎄
December 3, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Star Trek 4 is a goddamned motherfucking Christmas movie and Jesus was a whale
Joe Dante motherfuckers
December 3, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Joe Dante motherfuckers
Not to feel like a character in a novel but I turned down a spur-of-the-moment amorous rendezvous with a stranger to go work at a retail job in a snowstorm with almost no customers all day
That other timeline better have a car chase
That other timeline better have a car chase
December 3, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Not to feel like a character in a novel but I turned down a spur-of-the-moment amorous rendezvous with a stranger to go work at a retail job in a snowstorm with almost no customers all day
That other timeline better have a car chase
That other timeline better have a car chase
I’m very high but fun fact I’m so charming and witty because I literally just say what I’m hoping the next joke in this movie will be
That’s it
And I got nicer when I realized the audience is the other people, not me
Follow me for more me
That’s it
And I got nicer when I realized the audience is the other people, not me
Follow me for more me
December 3, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I’m very high but fun fact I’m so charming and witty because I literally just say what I’m hoping the next joke in this movie will be
That’s it
And I got nicer when I realized the audience is the other people, not me
Follow me for more me
That’s it
And I got nicer when I realized the audience is the other people, not me
Follow me for more me
I just want to impress you
December 3, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I just want to impress you
career tip: on your first day of any new job you should build a device that only you can dismantle
December 3, 2025 at 6:56 AM
career tip: on your first day of any new job you should build a device that only you can dismantle
Reposted by Bear Claw Billie
These debates about accommodations for autistic and ADHD people always seem predicated on the false idea there is some generous but zero-sum basket of resources.
There isn’t.
We’re usually talking about things like extra time, instruction clarification, wearing headphones, or using fidget tools.
There isn’t.
We’re usually talking about things like extra time, instruction clarification, wearing headphones, or using fidget tools.
December 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
These debates about accommodations for autistic and ADHD people always seem predicated on the false idea there is some generous but zero-sum basket of resources.
There isn’t.
We’re usually talking about things like extra time, instruction clarification, wearing headphones, or using fidget tools.
There isn’t.
We’re usually talking about things like extra time, instruction clarification, wearing headphones, or using fidget tools.
Gonna need some of you New Poors to get busy survivin’
December 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Gonna need some of you New Poors to get busy survivin’
Insert a movie into another movie:
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb Robert Ford
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb Robert Ford
Insert a movie into another movie:
Die Home Alone Hard
Die Home Alone Hard
December 3, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Insert a movie into another movie:
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb Robert Ford
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb Robert Ford
Insert a movie into another movie:
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Inside Llewyn Davis Down A Mountain
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Inside Llewyn Davis Down A Mountain
Insert a movie into another movie:
Naked Bride of Frankenstein Lunch
Naked Bride of Frankenstein Lunch
M.A.The Best Little Whore House in Texas S.H.
December 3, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Insert a movie into another movie:
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Inside Llewyn Davis Down A Mountain
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Inside Llewyn Davis Down A Mountain
Insert a movie into another movie:
2 Fast 2 Jungle 2 Jungle Furious
2 Fast 2 Jungle 2 Jungle Furious
Insert a movie into another movie:
Star Star Wars Trek
Star Star Wars Trek
Insert a movie into another movie:
Naked Bride of Frankenstein Lunch
Naked Bride of Frankenstein Lunch
December 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Insert a movie into another movie:
2 Fast 2 Jungle 2 Jungle Furious
2 Fast 2 Jungle 2 Jungle Furious
pretty dead today
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 AM
pretty dead today
Reposted by Bear Claw Billie
Fund the arts because they are a source of joy and human happiness and thought. Not just because a scientist may get an idea off a line in a play. (Though that's great too.)
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Fund the arts because they are a source of joy and human happiness and thought. Not just because a scientist may get an idea off a line in a play. (Though that's great too.)
Hi! I’m Billie! I have sensitivity about sharing space with animals! It’s because of my autism! It’s very rad when you respect my needs and don’t interpret them as a flaw in my character! You’re cool! 👍
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Hi! I’m Billie! I have sensitivity about sharing space with animals! It’s because of my autism! It’s very rad when you respect my needs and don’t interpret them as a flaw in my character! You’re cool! 👍
Reposted by Bear Claw Billie
most masculine boydeer 🦌
December 2, 2025 at 6:22 PM
most masculine boydeer 🦌
juicy rationalizations
December 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
juicy rationalizations
I have three friends in other time zones who dress up like Greta the Gremlin for fun
We have never met
We have all collaborated on music together
My life is a joy
We have never met
We have all collaborated on music together
My life is a joy
December 2, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I have three friends in other time zones who dress up like Greta the Gremlin for fun
We have never met
We have all collaborated on music together
My life is a joy
We have never met
We have all collaborated on music together
My life is a joy
help I’m enjoying a book so much I either need to give it 6/5 stars or drop all my previous ratings a star
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
help I’m enjoying a book so much I either need to give it 6/5 stars or drop all my previous ratings a star
if autism isn’t real then why do I consistently turn down mindblowing freaky sexxx because sorry there’s something on my calendar that day
December 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
if autism isn’t real then why do I consistently turn down mindblowing freaky sexxx because sorry there’s something on my calendar that day
I’m running on a platform of Nobody Wants This
December 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I’m running on a platform of Nobody Wants This
overheard at the orgy
Nice of whomever that is to give the hose master a supportive pat on the back
December 2, 2025 at 2:03 PM
overheard at the orgy
Solidarity with my useless and bad at everything friends ✊
All my friends with ADHD are brilliant, but I'm built different. I think I have the version that just makes you useless and bad at everything.
December 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Solidarity with my useless and bad at everything friends ✊