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Bear Claw Billie

@bearclawbillie.bsky.social

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Electronic musician (action/horror/dance/hip hop). Comedy doer (Fix My Carcast host, improviser, riffer, writer). Genderfluid (they/she)🏳️‍⚧️. Maine.

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 5d

Oh hey, did I mention I have a whole album of spooky season music? Give it a listen if you haven’t!

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Cult Horror (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack) by Bear Claw Billie

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 8h

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Cody @codyjohnston.bsky.social · 1d

Your english teacher and gym teacher are getting married and here's a song about his giant hog.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 8h

We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 13h

October is inventory time

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 13h

Today’s fit is a hunter orange cap, a Mean Girls shirt, and a Back to the Future belt, and it suddenly hits me: this is maybe the MOST October you can dress with ZERO Halloween stuff

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 13h

Today’s fit is a hunter orange cap, a Mean Girls shirt, and a Back to the Future belt, and it suddenly hits me: this is maybe the MOST October you can dress with ZERO Halloween stuff

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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 1d

Horror is so easy. There's a guy in your house and he's not supposed to be there. Scariest shit in the world. He literally could go "eyyy lemme outta here" like the fonz and if he was standing in a sorta goblin-y way it would still be the scariest thing that ever happened to me

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 1d

I am “write The Little Mermaid” levels of crushing on someone

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 1d

WE STAN OUR FRINGE QUEEN
🔥🖤🔥

Leah from South Dakota @leahfromsd.bsky.social · 1d

Tonight's party theme was FRINGE, and bitch, I came to play 🔥

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 1d

They never figure it out after THEY have seven dates but all of a sudden—

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 1d

I’ve been on this planet too damn long to not smell a man suddenly deciding he’s monogamous the week I have a date with his partner from a light year away 🙃

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Molly McQueen of the Damned 🏳️‍⚧️☯️☭🌹 @subtlypunk.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, soldiers can't disobey orders because they would lose their benefits and possibly serve jail time?

I thought they were brave patriots who were willing to sacrifice their lives for their country. I guess not...

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 1d

IC😍NIC

boo-tins @vootins.bsky.social · 1d

Tummy Tuesday

Kitchen selfie of a blonde woman in a jean vest over a nightie and ruffly red panties

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 1d

L😍😍😍😍😍VE THIS FIT

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 1d

Trumping everyone’s More Indie Than Thou music picks with “I made this song this morning, I assure you you haven’t heard it”

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 1d

*Ghostface voice*
“Do you like Italian art?”

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Do It Like A Scream Phone Call

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 1d

Okay this thread is full of the sexiest fucks you will ever meet

Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 2d

What foods do you love that you fully acknowledge make you a pervert for loving them?

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 1d

Chef Boyardee ravioli cold from the can hits the motherfucking SPOT and I’m tired of pretending it doesn’t

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 1d

About a year before the definitive egg-cracking, I said something along the lines of “most women are bisexual” and was asked to elaborate and got some looks when I said “literally 100% of the women I’ve dated were bisexual” and um WHOOPS I was focusing on the wrong data point 😅

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 1d

Pretty sure 100% of the women I slept with before transition were already gay 🤷‍♀️ thanks for the hints gals 💅 love you 🐣

Isobel @isobel.bsky.social · 2d

if you hook up with someone of the opposite sex and they later transition, it makes you retroactively gay

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 1d

This is sort of what Battlestar Galactica did? At the very least brush up a little on both versions just so you don’t bump up against it

ellie lockhart (she/they) @eleanor.lockhart.contact · 2d

Ok now I really do want to do some real creative writing based on the premise “what if a civilization like the Star Wars Galaxy were in our past, like what if Star Wars really was ancient legends and we had some kind of archaeological evidence that we were descended from spacefarers”

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 1d

GAY MUPPETS

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Victoria De Capua @victoriadecapua.bsky.social · 2d

Remember being one of the “smart” (read: averagely bright) kids in class where the piece of shit kids would get a pass for being dumb and abusive, but the teacher would give you shit for halfassing an assignment those kids wouldn’t even finish?

That’s everything now.

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Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 2d

🎶it’s the most wonderful time of the year🎶

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 2d

imagine if a gaylor popped him

Bear Claw Billie @bearclawbillie.bsky.social · 2d

okay with all the “codes” on Taylor albums it’s getting pretty likely someone’s gonna wanna impress their own personal Jodie Foster right?