Emily
@becausechaucer.bsky.social
Proverbs 27:14 | definitely not a vampire | not as into Chaucer as it sounds from the name | ask before adding me to lists/packs/etc
St. Agnes' Eve—ah, bitter chill it was!
January 21, 2026 at 4:08 AM
St. Agnes' Eve—ah, bitter chill it was!
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Dunkin has bravely taken a stance in the war on protein
January 18, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Dunkin has bravely taken a stance in the war on protein
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Hello everyone. This is Donnelly.
January 20, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Hello everyone. This is Donnelly.
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Ai summaryes for emayle: inboxshittification
January 20, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Ai summaryes for emayle: inboxshittification
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How do Ich turn off the cursed AI summaryes yn gmail? How do Ich have them nevir appear agayne? How do Ich sende them back to the hell dimensioun yn which thei took form?
January 20, 2026 at 7:41 PM
How do Ich turn off the cursed AI summaryes yn gmail? How do Ich have them nevir appear agayne? How do Ich sende them back to the hell dimensioun yn which thei took form?
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we found a use for the Big Sack of Unburnable Kindling
January 20, 2026 at 7:31 PM
we found a use for the Big Sack of Unburnable Kindling
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No one knows how the goblin war began. But everyone knows the goblins are to blame...Right?
NINE GOBLINS is a novella of low fantasy and high mischief from the New York Times bestselling author @tkingfisher.com! ✨
Out today! https://tinyurl.com/ybyzuybt
NINE GOBLINS is a novella of low fantasy and high mischief from the New York Times bestselling author @tkingfisher.com! ✨
Out today! https://tinyurl.com/ybyzuybt
January 20, 2026 at 2:30 PM
No one knows how the goblin war began. But everyone knows the goblins are to blame...Right?
NINE GOBLINS is a novella of low fantasy and high mischief from the New York Times bestselling author @tkingfisher.com! ✨
Out today! https://tinyurl.com/ybyzuybt
NINE GOBLINS is a novella of low fantasy and high mischief from the New York Times bestselling author @tkingfisher.com! ✨
Out today! https://tinyurl.com/ybyzuybt
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It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.
January 20, 2026 at 9:37 AM
It’s Penguin Awareness Day which seems like a great excuse to post the greatest ever Wikipedia edit.
I am once again going to fistfight a German periodical publisher
WHAT DO YOU MEAN VOLUME FOUR HAS FIFTEEN SEPARATE PHYSICAL ITEMS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN VOLUME FOUR HAS FIFTEEN SEPARATE PHYSICAL ITEMS
January 20, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I am once again going to fistfight a German periodical publisher
WHAT DO YOU MEAN VOLUME FOUR HAS FIFTEEN SEPARATE PHYSICAL ITEMS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN VOLUME FOUR HAS FIFTEEN SEPARATE PHYSICAL ITEMS
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That is, ah, how capitalism works, my bro.
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
www.irishtimes.com
January 20, 2026 at 2:49 PM
That is, ah, how capitalism works, my bro.
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for fucks sake you don't chew a hockey puck for the flavour you do it for the texture
January 20, 2026 at 4:09 PM
for fucks sake you don't chew a hockey puck for the flavour you do it for the texture
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Over the past several days Legolas has been spending time wandering through Lórien and amongst its Elves—especially at night while the Company is asleep. Now he has started taking Gimli with him as he explores.
January 20, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Over the past several days Legolas has been spending time wandering through Lórien and amongst its Elves—especially at night while the Company is asleep. Now he has started taking Gimli with him as he explores.
Question: if I can hear my upstairs neighbor (who I have not met) crying, am I supposed to go up and check on them or pretend I don't hear it?
January 20, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Question: if I can hear my upstairs neighbor (who I have not met) crying, am I supposed to go up and check on them or pretend I don't hear it?
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Man, I’d be the worst if I ever got isekai’d into a fantasy world and had to solve riddles. “So we can’t kill him in day or night or indoors or outdoors with any weapon made by a man so we’ll kill him in a doorway at twilight with… you know what, have we tried just encasing him in concrete instead?”
January 20, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Man, I’d be the worst if I ever got isekai’d into a fantasy world and had to solve riddles. “So we can’t kill him in day or night or indoors or outdoors with any weapon made by a man so we’ll kill him in a doorway at twilight with… you know what, have we tried just encasing him in concrete instead?”
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My sister in law sent me this text today and I relate so much.
January 19, 2026 at 11:16 PM
My sister in law sent me this text today and I relate so much.
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quick stoat & rat watercolor
January 19, 2026 at 10:07 PM
quick stoat & rat watercolor
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[update] Scheduled: #AO3 will be down for about 15 hours starting at 08:00 UTC on January 21 while we make some improvements to searching bookmarks and series.
AO3 Maintenance
#AO3 will be down for about 15 hours starting at 08:00 UTC on January 21 while we make some improvements to searching bookmarks and series.
stspg.io
January 19, 2026 at 4:20 PM
[update] Scheduled: #AO3 will be down for about 15 hours starting at 08:00 UTC on January 21 while we make some improvements to searching bookmarks and series.
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Stamina Kenta-kun, whose head is a delicious gyoza dumpling, promotes Kenta Gyoza restaurants in Utsunomiya City, Tochigi Prefecture.
January 19, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Stamina Kenta-kun, whose head is a delicious gyoza dumpling, promotes Kenta Gyoza restaurants in Utsunomiya City, Tochigi Prefecture.
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😺 Nate the cat.
🛒 Aubuchon Hardware, Beverly, MA.
🛒 Aubuchon Hardware, Beverly, MA.
January 19, 2026 at 6:05 PM
😺 Nate the cat.
🛒 Aubuchon Hardware, Beverly, MA.
🛒 Aubuchon Hardware, Beverly, MA.
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To acquire further free books for stacking on Book Babel, a tower that shall one day reach God. Nothing bad will come of this.
January 19, 2026 at 1:53 PM
To acquire further free books for stacking on Book Babel, a tower that shall one day reach God. Nothing bad will come of this.
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When I am god empress of the universe people whose devices make noise in public will be flogged
January 19, 2026 at 1:26 AM
When I am god empress of the universe people whose devices make noise in public will be flogged
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guy who follows all the big skydiving accounts and thinks they're his friends, call that parasocial
January 19, 2026 at 1:29 AM
guy who follows all the big skydiving accounts and thinks they're his friends, call that parasocial
on this weekend's episode of Better Roommating Through Toxic Chemicals, Emily lightly gasses the entire apartment if not the entire building in successful pursuit of clean tub grout
January 18, 2026 at 11:17 PM
on this weekend's episode of Better Roommating Through Toxic Chemicals, Emily lightly gasses the entire apartment if not the entire building in successful pursuit of clean tub grout