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@beelzebong.bsky.social
xxi. floridian neurotic wizard
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the cape stays on during the sex
November 26, 2025 at 7:12 PM
the cape stays on during the sex
turkey is lowest tier meat imo
i hate thanksgiving food
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
turkey is lowest tier meat imo
my family fight all year long so it’s like everyday is thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
my family fight all year long so it’s like everyday is thanksgiving
cat wants to lick lotion off me
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
cat wants to lick lotion off me
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Maybe it’s a bad idea to put people in charge of government who are eager for the rapture.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Maybe it’s a bad idea to put people in charge of government who are eager for the rapture.
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guess i'll jack off again, if that's what the tarot cards say
November 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
guess i'll jack off again, if that's what the tarot cards say
passwords so good not even i can remember them
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
passwords so good not even i can remember them
when someone is so talented it lowkey pisses you off
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
when someone is so talented it lowkey pisses you off
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explaining to my boss that i am late every day because we are in the bad timeline
November 25, 2025 at 2:45 PM
explaining to my boss that i am late every day because we are in the bad timeline
mysticism gotta be top three
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
mysticism gotta be top three
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Scrolling past things that you don't like/aren't for you is a skill a lot of people need to learn.
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Scrolling past things that you don't like/aren't for you is a skill a lot of people need to learn.
granddaddy purple and a dream
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
granddaddy purple and a dream
tis the season
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
tis the season
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progesterone is the god molecule
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 AM
progesterone is the god molecule
i’m ignoring the wasp that’s lost in my room
November 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
i’m ignoring the wasp that’s lost in my room
i cannot wait for today to be over
November 23, 2025 at 8:06 PM
i cannot wait for today to be over
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guys idk how to tell you this but I've been feeling weird my whole life
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
guys idk how to tell you this but I've been feeling weird my whole life
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I'm sexualizing depression
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I'm sexualizing depression
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Ngl I did some weed about it
November 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Ngl I did some weed about it
i miss living in my house
November 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
i miss living in my house
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you can claim to be the most empathetic person in the world, but if your care starts and ends at "feeling bad" then you're still just as much as piece of shit as anyone else who does nothing to help
November 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
you can claim to be the most empathetic person in the world, but if your care starts and ends at "feeling bad" then you're still just as much as piece of shit as anyone else who does nothing to help
pretty sure the bluesky mods put a curse on my family
November 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
pretty sure the bluesky mods put a curse on my family
me like everyday or something
man what the fuck is happening today
November 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
me like everyday or something