merry trixmas
banner
beezany.bsky.social
merry trixmas
@beezany.bsky.social
she/her 🏳️‍⚧️ lesbian (nonbinary) 🏳️‍🌈 witch

pfp: smiling blonde woman with gray eyes
banner: calico cat sleeping in a sunbeam
Pinned
any sufficiently advanced skill is magic

magic happens when we develop any skill so deeply that it creates a sense of wonder. some magic develops intuitively, some through hard work. magic includes all of the talents we cannot explain and all of the deep knowledge we have nurtured into wisdom.
i had a joke about Lot’s wife, but looking back it’s just not good
I had a joke about Elisha, but nobody could bear it
I had a joke about Balaam, but some jackass ruined it.
December 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Reposted by merry trixmas
Ben Folds Five Guys
Wendy Carlos’s Old Fashioned Hamburgers
Cold Stone Temple Pilots Creamery
December 8, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Wendy Carlos’s Old Fashioned Hamburgers
Cold Stone Temple Pilots Creamery
Bob Seger & the Long John Silver’s Bullet Band
December 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Reposted by merry trixmas
The only reason transphobes pretend to care about women's sports at all is because they hate trans women more than they hate cis women.
January 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
“Sing Along” by Sturgill Simpson
“Sad Songs and Waltzes” by Cake (orig. Willie Nelson)

i love breakup revenge songs where the song itself is the revenge
December 3, 2025 at 9:51 PM
@profanity.accountant how filthy am i?
December 1, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Reposted by merry trixmas
we've decided to take on a challenge this month! it's called a December and it's where every day in December we try to make it through the day
December 1, 2025 at 6:31 AM
growing up, one of my best friends had parents named Sue and Ron, and also step-parents named Sue and Ron, and the step-parents were previously married to each other
I've got a friend named Tyler who's marrying another man named Tyler and I'm so happy for them
November 29, 2025 at 5:20 AM
if you see this, post an anime you love
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Reposted by merry trixmas
soylent green but with muppets: thread
November 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
@fredlet.bsky.social this sounds like something you’d say about prog
my dad is listening to progressive rock so there's some real weird noises coming from the living room.

it's like listening to anxiety jazz.
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Reposted by merry trixmas
Not beating those "kids in costumes" allegations.
November 16, 2025 at 9:13 AM
what’s your favorite song about the rain?
November 16, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Reposted by merry trixmas
JESUS: This bread... is my body. Go on, take it, pass it around. This wine... is my blood. These grapes are my eyeballs

JUDAS: I don't think you're supposed to tell us it's grapes. I think you just let us feel it--

JESUS: Shut up dude. Now this cold spaghetti... is my guts
November 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Reposted by merry trixmas
maybe my favorite anarchist quote is Malatesta’s “Not whether we accomplish anarchism today, tomorrow, or within ten centuries, but that we walk towards anarchism today, tomorrow, and always.”
November 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
this was hard to write, and reading again brings another flood of grief. i don't think of my past self as "dead" but the grief is the same

and some of the grief is for my new self, who never got to be a girl or a young woman
he was messy and clever and loved to tell stories and was too often angry. i don’t think or talk about him very much. old photos are strange, like looking at somebody i used to know
How do you explain what happened to your past self once you transitioned?

Are they dead? Alive within you? Never alive in the first place? Or something else entirely?
November 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
he was messy and clever and loved to tell stories and was too often angry. i don’t think or talk about him very much. old photos are strange, like looking at somebody i used to know
How do you explain what happened to your past self once you transitioned?

Are they dead? Alive within you? Never alive in the first place? Or something else entirely?
November 7, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Reposted by merry trixmas
shout out to cats for inventing being a cat. y'all really nailed that one
November 7, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Reposted by merry trixmas
To everyone who transitions later in life, thank you.

You make the world feel possible.

You show that there’s still time, still hope, still room to grow into yourself, no matter when it happens.
November 4, 2025 at 12:25 PM
too many of my favorite movies fall into this category
for example

Diggstown (1992)
The Name of the Rose (1986)
The Big Hit (1998)

one of my guilty pleasures in the category
"love this movie, but the star is a garbage person"
November 4, 2025 at 8:44 AM
last night at the Sharks game was so much fun, i’m not even mad that we lost
November 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
a movie i've seen more than 7 times, via GIF
November 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
a huge chunk of my dysphoria relates to hair. don’t tell me that hair treatments aren’t a part of sex transition, ffs
November 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Sharks defense is holding the Wings pretty well so far! hopefully they can hold the blue line too and get some offense going
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 AM
i figured out why this eggnog reminds me of Worcestershire sauce. apparently it's the nutmeg. there's some in the eggnog, and the jar of nutmeg in our spice cabinet has exactly the same flavor note. weird, i had no idea
the egg nog
November 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM