behind the mirrorball
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34 • semiotician • new romantic
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ascended at metlife 5/26 + 5/27
gaylor half of @seniorswifties on tt
34 • semiotician • new romantic
🪩🪐🌳🤠❤️🔥🧶🌹💘🔮🦋🌈🪩
ascended at metlife 5/26 + 5/27
gaylor half of @seniorswifties on tt
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gentle reminder that our current 12-month calendar system was created by a crusty old man with an unwashed ass 💛 the new year doesn’t actually (astrologically) re-start until March, so if u need to stay in hibernation mode til then that’s totally valid and ily
I love this sm 🥹🥹🥹
February 14, 2026 at 5:30 AM
I love this sm 🥹🥹🥹
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Here. At the park where we used to sit on children’s swings
Wearing imaginary rings
But it’s gonna be alright, I did my time.
Wearing imaginary rings
But it’s gonna be alright, I did my time.
February 14, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Here. At the park where we used to sit on children’s swings
Wearing imaginary rings
But it’s gonna be alright, I did my time.
Wearing imaginary rings
But it’s gonna be alright, I did my time.
ugh this part fr fr
February 13, 2026 at 7:15 PM
ugh this part fr fr
omg genuinely THANK YOU for doing the actual math (lol as you can see it’s my absolute least strong suit 🫣) but that halfway mark of 12/12 has me actually spiraling!!!?!?!
February 13, 2026 at 6:34 PM
omg genuinely THANK YOU for doing the actual math (lol as you can see it’s my absolute least strong suit 🫣) but that halfway mark of 12/12 has me actually spiraling!!!?!?!
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Rock & cactus are the fans confirmed
February 13, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Rock & cactus are the fans confirmed
this part!! 5/26 (2023) gave us the karma remix, karma music video premiere, first (of sooo many lmao) surprise song maroon(s), Jack Antonoff surprise singing Getaway Car, AND “You’re Losing Me” on those fk ass CDs 😭
Can I hint at something 3 years in advance?!?!?
Can I hint at something 3 years in advance?!?!?
February 13, 2026 at 3:59 AM
this part!! 5/26 (2023) gave us the karma remix, karma music video premiere, first (of sooo many lmao) surprise song maroon(s), Jack Antonoff surprise singing Getaway Car, AND “You’re Losing Me” on those fk ass CDs 😭
Can I hint at something 3 years in advance?!?!?
Can I hint at something 3 years in advance?!?!?
THIS ENTIRE MAY WILL BE 5/26 ALL MONTH LONG
I got so excited abt realizing this re: april being 4/26 all month long this year that I didn’t even clock the fact that it also would apply to 5/26 until now hehehe but
I got so excited abt realizing this re: april being 4/26 all month long this year that I didn’t even clock the fact that it also would apply to 5/26 until now hehehe but
February 13, 2026 at 2:04 AM
THIS ENTIRE MAY WILL BE 5/26 ALL MONTH LONG
I got so excited abt realizing this re: april being 4/26 all month long this year that I didn’t even clock the fact that it also would apply to 5/26 until now hehehe but
I got so excited abt realizing this re: april being 4/26 all month long this year that I didn’t even clock the fact that it also would apply to 5/26 until now hehehe but
526 just sent shivers down my spine
February 12, 2026 at 11:26 PM
526 just sent shivers down my spine
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And he turned out so normal!
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
February 12, 2026 at 9:00 PM
And he turned out so normal!
one of my very favorite things abt this app/community is that my millennial ass is finally able to reclaim the ability to shamelessly and incessantly use reaction gifs whenever i feel like it
(with that said, if this behavior is annoying/cringey to you im so sorry but i literally can’t stop now)
(with that said, if this behavior is annoying/cringey to you im so sorry but i literally can’t stop now)
February 12, 2026 at 6:07 PM
one of my very favorite things abt this app/community is that my millennial ass is finally able to reclaim the ability to shamelessly and incessantly use reaction gifs whenever i feel like it
(with that said, if this behavior is annoying/cringey to you im so sorry but i literally can’t stop now)
(with that said, if this behavior is annoying/cringey to you im so sorry but i literally can’t stop now)
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
February 12, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-still-polling-well-with-working-class-american-pedophiles/
might even add in “Frankenstein” with a lip bite 🫦
February 12, 2026 at 5:13 PM
might even add in “Frankenstein” with a lip bite 🫦
I would just keep it simple with
a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words i know what you are written above them
ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other with the words i know what you are written above them
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:42 PM
I would just keep it simple with
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Truman… True Man… “Loyal One”
She is The Man™️
We watched her walk out the door at the end of tour… AFTER KARMA!
🚪🎉
She is The Man™️
We watched her walk out the door at the end of tour… AFTER KARMA!
🚪🎉
February 12, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Truman… True Man… “Loyal One”
She is The Man™️
We watched her walk out the door at the end of tour… AFTER KARMA!
🚪🎉
She is The Man™️
We watched her walk out the door at the end of tour… AFTER KARMA!
🚪🎉
ugh I’m so sorry that is genuinely so frustrating 😭 your feelings are valid!!!
February 12, 2026 at 4:40 PM
ugh I’m so sorry that is genuinely so frustrating 😭 your feelings are valid!!!
ugh I’m so sorry friend, this is so valid. I went thru a similar situation this week and ended up spreading the cream cheese onto a plate first and then scooped it from there onto the bagel (which is admittedly an annoying amt of extra work but made the experience more bearable). Sending you hugs 💛
February 12, 2026 at 4:38 PM
ugh I’m so sorry friend, this is so valid. I went thru a similar situation this week and ended up spreading the cream cheese onto a plate first and then scooped it from there onto the bagel (which is admittedly an annoying amt of extra work but made the experience more bearable). Sending you hugs 💛
THIS IS VALID AS FCK!!!
February 12, 2026 at 4:33 PM
THIS IS VALID AS FCK!!!
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Karma is the Truman show 🌐
February 12, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Karma is the Truman show 🌐
I’m sure you know all of this already but I’m just sitting here gagged (no pun intended lmao) at all of the synchronicities THIS IS WILD
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
I’m sure you know all of this already but I’m just sitting here gagged (no pun intended lmao) at all of the synchronicities THIS IS WILD
In honor of today being 2/11 aka a 112 day, I gotta give you even moreee flowers for this theory bc the date Secretary first premiered (at Sundance, not in theaters, but still!!) was 1/11/2002??!!!
AND the writer of the short story it’s based on was born on 11/11 (Fearless release date!)?!???
AND the writer of the short story it’s based on was born on 11/11 (Fearless release date!)?!???
February 12, 2026 at 4:31 PM
In honor of today being 2/11 aka a 112 day, I gotta give you even moreee flowers for this theory bc the date Secretary first premiered (at Sundance, not in theaters, but still!!) was 1/11/2002??!!!
AND the writer of the short story it’s based on was born on 11/11 (Fearless release date!)?!???
AND the writer of the short story it’s based on was born on 11/11 (Fearless release date!)?!???
I’m late to catching up on all of your amazing threads abt this theory but I A M O B S E S S E D
February 12, 2026 at 4:19 PM
I’m late to catching up on all of your amazing threads abt this theory but I A M O B S E S S E D
NOT TODAY NOT EVER
a woman in a blue dress is clapping in a crowd of people
ALT: a woman in a blue dress is clapping in a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
February 12, 2026 at 3:51 PM
NOT TODAY NOT EVER
like with cosmetic veneers as the industry standard for the last decade (don’t u worry folks we took out all her teeth!), of course having “real person teeth” would become the next most desirable trait for that same industry… pendulums be pendulum-ing and the substance be substance-ing!
February 12, 2026 at 3:43 PM
like with cosmetic veneers as the industry standard for the last decade (don’t u worry folks we took out all her teeth!), of course having “real person teeth” would become the next most desirable trait for that same industry… pendulums be pendulum-ing and the substance be substance-ing!
I love this so much but “real person teeth” is fkn fryingggg me 😂
February 12, 2026 at 3:26 PM
I love this so much but “real person teeth” is fkn fryingggg me 😂