Party Cole Slaw
@benevolententropy.bsky.social
i clap for the shoe hands
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Budget-ass brand Gestapo can't even do sit-ups
January 11, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Budget-ass brand Gestapo can't even do sit-ups
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"y cant metroid crawl?" is an all-timer but honestly the whole saga is gold too
January 9, 2026 at 11:58 PM
"y cant metroid crawl?" is an all-timer but honestly the whole saga is gold too
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Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey after fatal shooting: "To ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis. We don't want you here"
January 7, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey after fatal shooting: "To ICE: Get the fuck out of Minneapolis. We don't want you here"
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The phrase "tag your gore/pomegranates asswipe" is going to live in a corner of my brain forever.
This is just the holotype post for the style of reasoning that the "Sexualizing Isabelle Animal Crossing is Nazi Incel Behavior" discourse today relies on.
January 5, 2026 at 4:38 AM
The phrase "tag your gore/pomegranates asswipe" is going to live in a corner of my brain forever.
I snapped someone this unflattering selfie and she immediately sent me nudes.
Where are the girls that want me that bad in my neck of the woods??? 😭😭😭
Where are the girls that want me that bad in my neck of the woods??? 😭😭😭
December 28, 2025 at 7:15 AM
I snapped someone this unflattering selfie and she immediately sent me nudes.
Where are the girls that want me that bad in my neck of the woods??? 😭😭😭
Where are the girls that want me that bad in my neck of the woods??? 😭😭😭
jod i can't wait until i have time for bilbio blames again
December 20, 2025 at 5:44 PM
jod i can't wait until i have time for bilbio blames again
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Heritage American just means your ancestors owned slaves and committed genocide.
If immigrating from England makes you a "heritage American" then I guess I'm one too.
December 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Heritage American just means your ancestors owned slaves and committed genocide.
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Pinkle pizza time
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Pinkle pizza time
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i swear to god i see queers talking about "male socialization" and i have to bite my tongue so hard to not just wade into the conversation like "hi, I'm an elder, please shut the fuck up until you know something worth saying"
December 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
i swear to god i see queers talking about "male socialization" and i have to bite my tongue so hard to not just wade into the conversation like "hi, I'm an elder, please shut the fuck up until you know something worth saying"
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Here's a new sketch I did last night:
December 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Here's a new sketch I did last night:
What is even the point when the only person who really mattered told me so fucking clearly that I don't
December 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
What is even the point when the only person who really mattered told me so fucking clearly that I don't
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if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
Thieves have stolen €90,000 worth of fine French snails destined for some of the country’s most prestigious restaurants
Thieves take €90,000 of snails meant for Michelin-starred restaurants
French police are on the trail of ‘experienced’ criminals who stole a whole year’s worth of produce from Jean-Mathieu Dauvergne’s L’Escargot des Grands Crus
www.thetimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
if you steal a cell phone or wallet in paris they kick you out of the french thieve's guild for insufficient whimsy
I don't want to comment and make her thread about me in her mentions like that, but holy shit I felt called out reading this.
November 28, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I don't want to comment and make her thread about me in her mentions like that, but holy shit I felt called out reading this.
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finished at 1:52 am
November 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
finished at 1:52 am
TRJA
Emilie Autumn
Mariana's Trench
The Used
... is that really it???
Emilie Autumn
Mariana's Trench
The Used
... is that really it???
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
The Cure
Lollapalooza 1991 (look it up, I'm fuckin old)
Nine Inch Nails
Sisters of Mercy
The Birthday Massacre
The Cure
Lollapalooza 1991 (look it up, I'm fuckin old)
Nine Inch Nails
Sisters of Mercy
The Birthday Massacre
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to
Jeff Mangum(in a church)
Swans
Sufjan Stevens
St Vincent
Godspeed You Black Emperor
Jeff Mangum(in a church)
Swans
Sufjan Stevens
St Vincent
Godspeed You Black Emperor
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 AM
TRJA
Emilie Autumn
Mariana's Trench
The Used
... is that really it???
Emilie Autumn
Mariana's Trench
The Used
... is that really it???
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The fit: The art:
November 13, 2025 at 3:55 AM
The fit: The art:
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gonna start calling my jizzum "pregg nog"
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
gonna start calling my jizzum "pregg nog"
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GameStop - Trade Anything Day (Dec 6th) - Bring Whatever, Get Store Credit
"Exclusions include - Hazardous waste or material, chemicals, liquids. Lithium ion batteries or items containing lithium ion batteries. Weapons and ammo. Dead or alive animals..."
bit.ly/3OAPoav
"Exclusions include - Hazardous waste or material, chemicals, liquids. Lithium ion batteries or items containing lithium ion batteries. Weapons and ammo. Dead or alive animals..."
bit.ly/3OAPoav
November 16, 2025 at 6:51 AM
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any time you ever post anything vaguely positive about being trans you'll inevitably get replies so intensely doomer you have to play the "troll or woman who desperately needs a hug?" game where unfortunately there are no winners
probably something to be said about doomer echo chamber online spaces
probably something to be said about doomer echo chamber online spaces
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
any time you ever post anything vaguely positive about being trans you'll inevitably get replies so intensely doomer you have to play the "troll or woman who desperately needs a hug?" game where unfortunately there are no winners
probably something to be said about doomer echo chamber online spaces
probably something to be said about doomer echo chamber online spaces
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