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gail 💖 @ GATEway FATE 🌱✨ @notgodzilla.bsky.social · 2h

hear feel drink

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alice is in new york @alice.mosphere.at · 14h

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

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Party Cole Slaw @benevolententropy.bsky.social · 9h

Oh my god I'm too cute

Party Cole Slaw @benevolententropy.bsky.social · 13h

What's up bsky I'm so fkn cute

Party Cole Slaw @benevolententropy.bsky.social · 1d

PLS

Party Cole Slaw @benevolententropy.bsky.social · 1d

:v pls drink waterrr

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Party Cole Slaw @benevolententropy.bsky.social · 1d

I fucking hate Saturdays I hate going home so fkn late =.=

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Disgraziato @primaryschool.bsky.social · 1d

TANKIE: oh this protest is wimpy ineffectual lib shit, they want compromise and friendship and capitalism
YOUR AUNT LAURA'S HOMEMADE SIGN: gmu_twink.jpeg

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Party Cole Slaw @benevolententropy.bsky.social · 1d

help the new manager actually thanks me and tells me good job and it's fucking with my praise kink

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Heavy Lashes @heavylashes.bsky.social · 22d

I painted my version of Lady Aurelia Malys 😊🤍💚

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Party Cole Slaw @benevolententropy.bsky.social · 1d

Drinking and playing UN sets

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PISS_SHITTER @amiyatzin.bsky.social · 1d

said "this is how it feels to chew 5 gum" below a picture of a cat clinging to the roof of a speeding car and this zoomoid faggot asked me if that was a reference to something

a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .

ALT: a close up of a man in a military uniform looking at the camera with a serious look on his face .

media.tenor.com

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Party Cole Slaw @benevolententropy.bsky.social · 1d

I've been on hormones for like 7 months? now and all that comes out is a thin trickle

Party Cole Slaw @benevolententropy.bsky.social · 1d

you girls are getting entire tablespoons full?

alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 1d

just leaked a few tablespoons of watery tgirl cum onto the holy moonlight sword while frotting it ama

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moby spookgirl 🎃🏳️‍⚧️ @eigenvectrix.myatproto.social · 1d

Miyazaki, in an only slightly different timeline:

alice (scary) @yuriartillery.bsky.social · 1d

just leaked a few tablespoons of watery tgirl cum onto the holy moonlight sword while frotting it ama

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Party Cole Slaw @benevolententropy.bsky.social · 1d

My work wife finally assumed her new position after being delayed indefinitely for almost a yeaaaarrr

Party Cole Slaw @benevolententropy.bsky.social · 1d

DDLC is a gooner game if you're freaky enough

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Kastor @kastor.sh · Sep 19

"oh gross thats a gooner game" who cares man

I'll jack off to your favorite game anyways. cranking my hog to call of duty. masturbating to sim city 200. im busting nuts to bejewled. fuck you.

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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 1d

an unusually vivid illustration of the fact that anti porn laws are fascist and authoritarian.

Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 1d

Well, you can finally cross “I’ve seen a handcuffed, inflatable penis” off your bucket list

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Dragon Cobolt @dragoncobolt.bsky.social · 1d

A radical inquisitor needs a dark eldar's assistance but, also, does not want to put up with their bullshit and so steals a soulstone and forces them to wear it like a flea collar

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Party Cole Slaw @benevolententropy.bsky.social · 1d

Using pencil and paper and my addled brain just tried to two finger tap the pad to undo a stroke

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GlacierClear @glacierclear.bsky.social · 12d

can't afford the new digimon game so im playing my OWN digimon game called Drawing Them Being My Friends

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GlacierClear @glacierclear.bsky.social · 11d

wanna be my partner?

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GlacierClear @glacierclear.bsky.social · 1d

their relationship is purely professional.

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christina 死神 @chhopsky.tv · 1d

get a text from her "i missed you"

she wasn't breadcrumbing you, it's a faulty targeting system. there's a smoking hole in the wall 4" from your head and she's reloading on the roof of the next building

christina 死神 @chhopsky.tv · 1d

never date an avoidant robot. you deserve better than a girl who nuts and bolts

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