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Ben Rock
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Husband, Dad Director: Video Palace (& co-writer) Catchers (& co-writer) 20 Seconds to Live Alien Raiders Future Boyfriend The Burkittsville 7 Production Designer, Blair Witch Project Cohost, The Cinematography Podcast https://linktr.ee/neptunesalad
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VIDEO PALACE was the first narrative podcast from SHUDDER. I co-wrote this horror/mystery audio show with @benrock.com (who also directed) and it was truly one of the best creative experiences I've ever had in this town. Perfect listening for scary season! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/v...
Video Palace
Drama Podcast · Series · When video collector Mark Cambria watches a mysterious VHS tape, he begins talking in his sleep in a language that doesn't exist. Mark and his girlfriend Tamra set out to inve...
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Change one letter. Ruin a candy:

Knickers
Change one letter. Ruin a candy

Moulds
Change one letter. Ruin a candy

Footsie Rolls
Also neck, pussy, and crack. Not necessarily in that order.
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they say Casper is the ghost of Richie Rich but Richie Rich’s ghost is said to haunt the sitting room of the brothel where he and his father were murdered, their heads bashed in with the madame’s whetstone
Who has motherfucking LA Superior Court #JuryDuty today?! Let’s hang!

#DispensingJustice
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As I am fond of pointing out, literally none of these characters ever interact in the movie. Closest is Neve going up to the door of the film class that SMG is in.
The weirdest IBS awareness ad of all time.
Hey hey:

My friend @qtarantino.bsky.social is working her ass off to make a film that I think will speak to a lot of people. Please check out this page and consider throwing anything in to help her!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/amm...
THE WOMAN WHO KNOWS Feature Film
A psychological thriller that raises awareness of fibromyalgia and mental health while entertaining with a murder mystery.
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Time for Travel Town to up their motherfucking game.
With a script by Stuart Gordon!
An old friend from high school asked me what was my favorite thing I'd ever directed. Hard to pick, but this is it. Funny thing is that it was also the single most tortured production I've ever directed. An uphill battle every day (the best cast and designers tho).
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The Sirens of Titan - Stage Raw - ARTS IN L.A. - SERVED FRESH
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are you telling me a Pabst blew this ribbon
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hey does anybody want to buy some huge jewels i found
Nothing like spending half of my day fixing my house’s internet.
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Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL
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The exec we're working with encouraged us to try and "one up" each other in thinking up scary ideas. Here's @benrock.com bringing his A-game.
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Doctor: I'm afraid the cancer has metastasized
Pagliacci: Should I go see Pagliacci?
Doctor: We should really be discussing palliative care
Pagliacci: No! No no no! You're supposed to say "go see Pagliacci and you will be cured!" Say it!
Doctor: I'm very sorry and LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY N
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ICE agents have been abducting our neighbors, brutalizing protesters, and operating with impunity. Tomorrow I will be speaking alongside other local leaders at 1930 Beach St in Broadview, IL. Tell your elected officials to take a stand alongside us.
A Monty Python quote that’s stuck in your head forever:

“Is your name not Bruce?”

“No, it’s Michael.”

“That’s going to cause a bit of confusion, mind if we call you ‘Bruce’ just to keep things clear?”
A Monty Python quote that’s stuck in your head forever:

“If we took the bones out it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it?”
Post you from a different era.