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really stunning stuff. Proud to be Midwest-adjacent today.
I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.
January 23, 2026 at 2:39 PM
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Minnesota: "School officials say the [5-year-old] child was used as bait. They say [ICE] agents made little Liam knock on the door to ask to be let in in order to see if anyone else was home."
January 22, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Oh he's absolutely going to the Rams.
Terry Pegula asked if Josh Allen is on board with this decision says that Allen will be part of the coaching search, and that he will keep Allen's feelings private.

"His personal opinion, I keep personal."
January 21, 2026 at 3:36 PM
The Vibes, never been worse! This sucks Terry!
Bills owner Terry Pegula just pinned the WR Keon Coleman pick on the coaching staff and said Brandon Beane was "being a team player" and that Coleman wasn't at the top of Beane's list.

Wow.
January 21, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is the fall of the post-WWII global order
May 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Beane might want to find a safe house and lay low for a bit. They're doing some incredible stuff over on BillsTok.
January 20, 2026 at 5:02 PM
The things I want to say right now would get me put on a watchlist. I'm untethered and my rage knows no bounds.
Buffalo Bills general manager Brandon Beane is being retained, per source. He will help lead the team's search for a new coach.
January 19, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Further confirming my theory that Brandon Beane is a Littlefinger-ass bitch with sole possession of the decaying ear of Terry Pegula.
They’re gonna retain Brandon Beane, promote Joe Brady and I’m gonna HATE IT
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Truly it wasn't their year. They're in Cap Hell and this was more or less a rebuild.
josh allen and a shitload of backups took down the best team in the AFC and dragged the broncos down into the muck. it is what it is
January 18, 2026 at 1:37 AM
No flags all game. Now this.
January 18, 2026 at 1:14 AM
What even is a catch.
January 18, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Go Bills fuck you
January 11, 2026 at 9:46 PM
That little boy was wearing pants in the pool. This is an unserious franchise. The Bills must win.
January 11, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Good lord, these pride jerseys are sick
January 7, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Would be a real shame if the Sabres got on a Warpath, eh? ⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️⚔️
December 30, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Again, fuming.
December 29, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Fucking fuming.
Eagles offense in the second half:

◽️ 0 points
◽️ 0 completions
◽️ 16 total yards

Still won the game 😅
December 29, 2025 at 1:58 AM
There's no earthly reason to subject yourself to this. We know your salaries! It's not enough!
December 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Two points out, happy holidays Sabres fans
👀👀👀👀
December 24, 2025 at 3:13 AM
CBS just showed the nastiest shot of Shedeurs nail. Give us an NSFW warning at least, fellas.
December 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I can't promise, but I can promise this: Absolutely nothing will prepare you for this hot mic. I howled for a minute straight this morning, and have been riding high the rest of the day.
Here’s the Flyers radio broadcast (Stolen from the other place)

I repeat, LMAO
December 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
You would not believe what's happening on r/BuffaloBills. This is a thread of HC/GMs they want to see. This team has broken the brains of every Rick from Depew and Don from Lackawanna.

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November 11, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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The WR-Pilled proletariat over at r/BuffaloBills is now calling for a color revolution against the revanchist Beane/Brady Junta.
November 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Never losing again
SABRES WIN ⚔️

#LetsGoBuffalo
October 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM