bertin.bsky.social
@bertin.bsky.social
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“I knew I should’ve taken that left turn at Albuquerque.”
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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I used to vote single issue on healthcare but now I want revenge.
January 14, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Oh lord. just happen already.
January 13, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Was also super fucking easy. He's not some great enigma. He's a grotesque simpleton consumed by ego and greed. Yet, here we are.
Being right about trump was boring, tedious, partisan, ideological. Being wrong about trump? Heterodox, contrarian, free thinking.
January 13, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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I feel bad for Aaron Rodgers*

*is what I would say to signal to my family I have been kidnapped.
January 13, 2026 at 3:50 AM
It's not shocking to anyone living here. Gonna take a slate of people ousting current aldermen to change it but I bet a bunch of them could basically re-run Mamdani's campaign and it would make inroads.
January 13, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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all due respect to abe lincoln and I would never presume to speak for him but I feel like "as a nation of free men we will live forever or die by suicide" wasn't supposed to be a challenge to do the latter
was cruising down the state route listening to Titus earlier and realized only as I was screaming "baby we were BORN TO DIE" that the woman pacing me in traffic to the left also had her car windows wide open
March 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Really excellent job by both teams to give this game away.
January 11, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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Still not the worst half Caleb Williams has played on a Saturday night in the midwest against a team that has fans who often wear green.
January 11, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Think the Bears' not-particularly-good defense is looking not particularly good.
January 11, 2026 at 1:55 AM
And yet... something called The Dead will probably tour next year.
January 11, 2026 at 12:41 AM
It's wild that when I was a teen I was basically Alex P. Keaton and now I think all Republicans should be [redacted].
January 8, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Yet again I hope Merrick Garland's day was more miserable than yesterday... and tomorrow's is worse than today.

Ad infinitum.
January 8, 2026 at 2:45 AM
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there is no reason for ICE to exist. immigrants aren’t doing anything wrong by trying to live and work and provide for their loved ones. I don’t care how people got here. if they want to be here that’s good. leave them alone.
January 8, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Final Destination 7*
Fox News reporting Indiana GOP Rep. Jim Baird has been hospitalized following a car accident
January 6, 2026 at 7:31 PM
It's objectively funny that infantino tried to pander with his fake ass peace prize and this is what he ends up dealing with anyway.
January 5, 2026 at 2:56 AM
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January 4, 2026 at 5:27 PM
Holy shit Fulham.
January 4, 2026 at 5:10 PM
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Please wake up tomorrow morning and resign your office
The Trump Admin MUST provide briefings for all Members of Congress as soon as possible this week.
January 4, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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© Ormond Gigli
Girls in Windows, New York City
1960
January 4, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Took me a second...
The Donald J. Trump
and
Monroe Doctrine.
January 3, 2026 at 7:09 PM
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venezuelans about to find out via truth social post that their state funded health care system is being replaced by a health savings account with 150 dollars in it
January 3, 2026 at 7:07 PM
My bad... I finally had my first free afternoon in a month and just turned on the Arsenal match.
January 3, 2026 at 7:06 PM
January 2, 2026 at 2:42 AM
January 1, 2026 at 11:58 PM