Andy "Andyfa" Schwarz
@andyhre.bsky.social
Dorky antitrust economist with an interest in sports economics, athletes' rights, and way too many boardgames.
Is a cowboy hat just a more modern version of the petasos of Hermes?
January 30, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Is a cowboy hat just a more modern version of the petasos of Hermes?
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
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January 29, 2026 at 8:40 PM
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“She came from Slovenia, and married Slovenly. Melania! In theaters Friday.”
I'm only mildly joking when I say that if America were already a fascist state, the theaters would be full coast-to-coast for the opening of MELANIA. Because they'd have to be.
January 29, 2026 at 5:16 PM
“She came from Slovenia, and married Slovenly. Melania! In theaters Friday.”
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Customer: "What time does the Melania movie start?"
Theater: "What time can you get here?"
Theater: "What time can you get here?"
January 29, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Customer: "What time does the Melania movie start?"
Theater: "What time can you get here?"
Theater: "What time can you get here?"
i guess I am going to have to figure out if I really do have Peacock free via my Xfinity internet, since Mixed Doubles Curling starts Feb 4.
Feb 4 is also the 43rd anniversary of my self-coronation as HRE.
Feb 4 is also the 43rd anniversary of my self-coronation as HRE.
January 29, 2026 at 5:08 PM
i guess I am going to have to figure out if I really do have Peacock free via my Xfinity internet, since Mixed Doubles Curling starts Feb 4.
Feb 4 is also the 43rd anniversary of my self-coronation as HRE.
Feb 4 is also the 43rd anniversary of my self-coronation as HRE.
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Calling the Gestapo “the Gestapo” is causing the Gestapo to act like the Gestapo.
Homan: "I begged for the last two months on TV for the rhetoric to stop. I said in March -- if the rhetoric doesn't stop, there is gonna be bloodshed. And there has been. I wish I wasn't right. I don't want to see anybody die."
January 29, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Calling the Gestapo “the Gestapo” is causing the Gestapo to act like the Gestapo.
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George Gervin, asked about how he'd do in today's NBA, basically said:
1. He'd score 0 points because current players are crazy athletic.
2. Essentially laughed off the question with "I had my time to shine a long tome ago, give the current players the spotlight."
Love you, Iceman.
1. He'd score 0 points because current players are crazy athletic.
2. Essentially laughed off the question with "I had my time to shine a long tome ago, give the current players the spotlight."
Love you, Iceman.
January 29, 2026 at 12:29 AM
George Gervin, asked about how he'd do in today's NBA, basically said:
1. He'd score 0 points because current players are crazy athletic.
2. Essentially laughed off the question with "I had my time to shine a long tome ago, give the current players the spotlight."
Love you, Iceman.
1. He'd score 0 points because current players are crazy athletic.
2. Essentially laughed off the question with "I had my time to shine a long tome ago, give the current players the spotlight."
Love you, Iceman.
how much are they paying crisis actors to go see the melania movie?
January 28, 2026 at 8:24 PM
how much are they paying crisis actors to go see the melania movie?
The part about Andy being right seems really correct to me.
January 28, 2026 at 7:01 PM
The part about Andy being right seems really correct to me.
oh, well if they say it's "lawful" that should be fine then, right??
🚨BREAKING: The FBI confirmed that it was carrying out a “lawful” search at the Fulton County Elections Hub and Operation Center in Union City, Georgia, but offered few details beyond saying the raid was authorized by a court and related to the 2020 election. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
FBI raids Fulton County, Georgia election hub, probing 2020
The FBI confirmed to news outlets it was carrying out a “lawful” search at the Fulton County Elections Hub and Operation Center but offered few details beyond saying the raid was authorized by a court...
www.democracydocket.com
January 28, 2026 at 6:58 PM
oh, well if they say it's "lawful" that should be fine then, right??
I love that dirty water…
January 28, 2026 at 4:32 AM
I love that dirty water…
The horns in KC and the Sunshine’s “Boogie Man”
That’s the whole post.
That’s the whole post.
January 28, 2026 at 4:30 AM
The horns in KC and the Sunshine’s “Boogie Man”
That’s the whole post.
That’s the whole post.
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If any journalists are interested in speaking to my friend Rory, let me know. He has a truly incredible story -- a conscientious objector, he walked across the United States for the Pat Tillman Foundation following two deployments to Afghanistan with the 2nd Army Ranger Battalion.
January 28, 2026 at 4:12 AM
If any journalists are interested in speaking to my friend Rory, let me know. He has a truly incredible story -- a conscientious objector, he walked across the United States for the Pat Tillman Foundation following two deployments to Afghanistan with the 2nd Army Ranger Battalion.
BTW, if/when GOP people start mentioning that Stephen Miller is Jewish, he's officially toast.
January 28, 2026 at 3:40 AM
BTW, if/when GOP people start mentioning that Stephen Miller is Jewish, he's officially toast.
Lower-tier leopard shocked that face eating applies to her too.
"Noem has complained to others that she feels she's being hung out to dry over the episode and has made sure to emphasize she took direction from Miller and the president"
www.axios.com/2026/01/27/t...
www.axios.com/2026/01/27/t...
Scoop: Stephen Miller behind misleading claim that Alex Pretti wanted to "massacre" agents
The episode illustrates the sheer power of Miller, Trump's close and longest-serving political adviser
www.axios.com
January 28, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Lower-tier leopard shocked that face eating applies to her too.
Did he seriously misread "Congress" as "China" on the teleprompter?
Trump: "China will be sending me a bill very shortly supporting year round E15 to my desk, and I will sign it without delay"
January 28, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Did he seriously misread "Congress" as "China" on the teleprompter?
i was told people only care about the name on the front of the jersey.
NEWS: Iowa women’s basketball ticket sales dropped by 27% in FY25, following the departure of Caitlin Clark, per school's latest NCAA financial disclosure obtained by @sportico.bsky.social.
Story from me and @ebennovywilliams.bsky.social 👇
www.sportico.com/leagues/coll...
Story from me and @ebennovywilliams.bsky.social 👇
www.sportico.com/leagues/coll...
Iowa Women’s Hoops Revenue Fell Back to Earth Post-Caitlin Clark
In fiscal year 2025, the Hawkeyes relinquished their short-lived status as the top ticket-revenue powerhouse in women’s college basketball.
www.sportico.com
January 27, 2026 at 11:56 PM
i was told people only care about the name on the front of the jersey.
If some MAGA sycophant wants to propose a "no open carry" bill, I will ask my Democratic representatives to "reach across the aisle" this once.
Trump: "With that being said, you can't have guns. You can't walk in with guns. You just can't. You can't walk in with guns. You can't do that. But it's just a very unfortunate incident."
January 27, 2026 at 7:12 PM
If some MAGA sycophant wants to propose a "no open carry" bill, I will ask my Democratic representatives to "reach across the aisle" this once.
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Interesting plan to promote the heroes of the Minnesota resistance
TOM HOMAN: “We’re going to create a database where those people that are arrested for interference, impeding and assault, we’re going to make them famous. We’re going to put their face on TV. We’re going to let their employers, in their neighborhoods, in their schools, know who these people are.”
Story: www.cnn.com/2026/01/27/u...
January 27, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Interesting plan to promote the heroes of the Minnesota resistance
Message from a MN-based gamer (and friend):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qlE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qlE...
Thoughts from a Minnesota Gamer
YouTube video by Beyond Solitaire
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Message from a MN-based gamer (and friend):
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qlE...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qlE...
I have been told if we keep reposting this picture, we will all receive many dollars.
January 27, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I have been told if we keep reposting this picture, we will all receive many dollars.
The grifters assume everyone is working a grift, so they cannot fathom pro bono ANYTHING, esp. outrage/protest/dissent.
January 26, 2026 at 6:53 PM
The grifters assume everyone is working a grift, so they cannot fathom pro bono ANYTHING, esp. outrage/protest/dissent.
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so ALL of these children just magically *have* orange slices after EVERY soccer game???
ok George Soros
ok George Soros
Lot of conservative dudes out there telling on themselves by being astounded by a level of ”logistics” that the average mom has to manage every fucking day
January 26, 2026 at 2:25 AM
so ALL of these children just magically *have* orange slices after EVERY soccer game???
ok George Soros
ok George Soros