B tern superfan
@bforestry.bsky.social
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25 he/him
The superposition between a battletwink and a librarian
Ps i turned autocorrect off on my phone to protect my brain, but it does mean i type like a dyslexic farm boy
25 he/him
The superposition between a battletwink and a librarian
Ps i turned autocorrect off on my phone to protect my brain, but it does mean i type like a dyslexic farm boy
Pinned
I must not join the discourse. Discourse is the mind-killer. Discourse is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will look at the discussion, I will allow it to pass over me and through me. And when it And when it has gone past I will scroll away. Only I will remain.
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Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
January 21, 2026 at 5:26 AM
Let tonight be a lesson to all of us: Make sure you have established your own, and are aware of your loved ones', advance directives.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
Do you want to be awakened from your slumber when It Happens? Or do you want to find out when you awake naturally and unlock your phone? Let your loved ones know.
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live your life such that millions of people don’t drop everything they’re doing to collectively hope that It Happened at the slimmest of signs
January 21, 2026 at 4:17 AM
live your life such that millions of people don’t drop everything they’re doing to collectively hope that It Happened at the slimmest of signs
At trivia with millenials
Get to sports section
First question
Quidditch 🥲
Get to sports section
First question
Quidditch 🥲
January 21, 2026 at 3:41 AM
At trivia with millenials
Get to sports section
First question
Quidditch 🥲
Get to sports section
First question
Quidditch 🥲
Chat, he went through and liked a bunch of my posts, do you think he has a crush on me??
- important note: not my media tab. Reply tab. Yeah.
- important note: not my media tab. Reply tab. Yeah.
January 20, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Chat, he went through and liked a bunch of my posts, do you think he has a crush on me??
- important note: not my media tab. Reply tab. Yeah.
- important note: not my media tab. Reply tab. Yeah.
A good night to be a Hoosier ☺️
January 20, 2026 at 5:23 AM
A good night to be a Hoosier ☺️
No, you welled up listening to supermarket flowers on your way to work
January 19, 2026 at 6:51 PM
No, you welled up listening to supermarket flowers on your way to work
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I'm allowed to Sephiroth-post btw. they just announced it
January 18, 2026 at 8:11 PM
I'm allowed to Sephiroth-post btw. they just announced it
The way that conservatives re large genuinely believe everyone is as hateful and bigoted as they are, and any opposition is performative, is always so frustrating to me
Yes, MAGAs have been picking blue cities to target because they BELIEVE us urban Democrats actually are mostly virtue-signaling hypocrites who are secretly as racist as they are, and they’ll thus only face a bit of easily-destroyed resistance from weird blue-haired kids - we keep proving them wrong.
January 19, 2026 at 2:39 AM
The way that conservatives re large genuinely believe everyone is as hateful and bigoted as they are, and any opposition is performative, is always so frustrating to me
God damn it the pouch coffee was good 😒😒😒😒
January 18, 2026 at 7:42 PM
God damn it the pouch coffee was good 😒😒😒😒
This is why i look at law school admissions once every other fortnight honestly
January 18, 2026 at 7:29 PM
This is why i look at law school admissions once every other fortnight honestly
Was just served my coffee in a little pouch with a bendy straw….
a cartoon of lois griffin talking to a boy tied up with tape
ALT: a cartoon of lois griffin talking to a boy tied up with tape
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Was just served my coffee in a little pouch with a bendy straw….
Since i deleted Spotify after wrapped I have mostly been listening to albums i own or random stuff on youtube… i forgot how good some “cinematic remixes” are
Where have you been (tik tok version) goes so hard lmao
Where have you been (tik tok version) goes so hard lmao
January 18, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Since i deleted Spotify after wrapped I have mostly been listening to albums i own or random stuff on youtube… i forgot how good some “cinematic remixes” are
Where have you been (tik tok version) goes so hard lmao
Where have you been (tik tok version) goes so hard lmao
Living it up on a Saturday 😎😎😎*
*had allergic reaction from breakfast, spend all day in bed or puking, going to bed for the night at 9pm
*had allergic reaction from breakfast, spend all day in bed or puking, going to bed for the night at 9pm
January 18, 2026 at 2:55 AM
Living it up on a Saturday 😎😎😎*
*had allergic reaction from breakfast, spend all day in bed or puking, going to bed for the night at 9pm
*had allergic reaction from breakfast, spend all day in bed or puking, going to bed for the night at 9pm
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Join Will for his new Netflix Series "Authors in Cars Chasing Nazis"
January 17, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Join Will for his new Netflix Series "Authors in Cars Chasing Nazis"
There you are having a shit day and here comes the fucking hiccups to send you over the gd edge
January 16, 2026 at 9:23 AM
There you are having a shit day and here comes the fucking hiccups to send you over the gd edge
All the things she said really are running through my head running through my head
January 15, 2026 at 10:02 PM
All the things she said really are running through my head running through my head
Damn you Kelly Clarkson, and your damn angelic voice
January 15, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Damn you Kelly Clarkson, and your damn angelic voice
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Happens every time.
January 15, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Happens every time.
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It is my fervent wish that Joanne live long enough to die mad about this.
Everytime we talk about birthrates I feel the urge to remind people that we're about 10-15 years away from artificial gametogenisis and womb transplants proving to be feasible.
And there are a lot of trans women with breeding kinks
And there are a lot of trans women with breeding kinks
OHSU researchers develop functional eggs from human skin cells
Research develops proof of concept for treatment of infertility affecting millions.
news.ohsu.edu
January 14, 2026 at 4:13 AM
It is my fervent wish that Joanne live long enough to die mad about this.
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"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u
January 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
"bluesky is boring" then youre a fake ass poster. youre not supposed to mindlessly scroll youre supposed to post your every thought for the five people who care about u
Somedays youre ready to take on the world…. Other days you have Good Morning Baltimore stuck in your head
January 13, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Somedays youre ready to take on the world…. Other days you have Good Morning Baltimore stuck in your head
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Oh, for years I’ve been rolling my eyes at people who think they can get away with vicious open misogyny if they just put the word “white” in front of the word “women.”
January 12, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Oh, for years I’ve been rolling my eyes at people who think they can get away with vicious open misogyny if they just put the word “white” in front of the word “women.”
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decided to bring this to life
January 10, 2026 at 2:02 AM
decided to bring this to life
In a world full of viral tik tok songs that are bad when listened too in full, congratulations to Drag Path by Twenty One Pilots for literally not being anymore song somehow
January 7, 2026 at 7:09 AM
In a world full of viral tik tok songs that are bad when listened too in full, congratulations to Drag Path by Twenty One Pilots for literally not being anymore song somehow
Finally got my truck back a month after my little crash, first mile into driving it for the first time since. Immediately passed a 3 car accident with multiple fire trucks and ambulances present 🙃🙃🙃
January 6, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Finally got my truck back a month after my little crash, first mile into driving it for the first time since. Immediately passed a 3 car accident with multiple fire trucks and ambulances present 🙃🙃🙃