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Billiam
@billh.bsky.social
First things first, I’m surrealist.

Cat roomate, ATLien, and sandwich eater with a dash of urbanism and sports.
I won’t stop until we have cottoned Chili.
Can we cotton other foods? Why just candy
November 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I’ve watched it a couple of times recently and every watch I find more parts that make sense and more parts that make less sense. I’m still not sure what to make of it tbh. It might still be the smartest movie I’ve ever watched. Or the stupidest. Just incredible that could be the case.
To be fair, I thought the idea of Tenet was sound but I don’t think it was executed as well as it could’ve been
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
This is going to keep happening until we return to 10 team conferences.

Play all 9 opponents and send your winner to the playoff. That probably fills 10 spots. Then two wildcards. Problem solved.
This isn't really a Miami thing. Virginia didn't play Miami, Pitt, SMU or Georgia Tech. The draw of your conference schedule has too big an impact on the standings now, because they're too big. We don't actually know the best teams in a league anymore.
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Next up: Kirkland BiB
November 26, 2025 at 1:50 AM
:Bravely:

Crab cakes are more of a cake than cheesecakes
one time my 50 year old father and my 18 year old cousin got into a screaming agrument at the thanksgiving table on whether cheesecake is a cake or a pie. The highlight of which was my cousin shouting "WELL WHAT ABOUT CRAB CAKES THEN" and my dad shouting "IT'S NEITHER. IT'S A FUCKING APPETIZER"
November 26, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Dug around the back of the liquor cabinet to find the whiskies that I haven’t had in a while.

First up: High West Double Rye
November 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Dabo would be funny as hell in Pennsylvania
it is hard to put into words how crazy every penn state fan is going thanks to this adam breneman tweet
November 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Go Jackets
Whoa the Lou Groza Award finalists are all the kickers we voted for.

AIDAN BIRR GEORGIA TECH
KANSEI MATSUZAWA AKA TOYKO TOE UNIVERSITY OF HAWAII
TATE SANDELL
UNIVERSITY OF OKLAHOMA
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I need to know their opinions on moon pies
* In Tajikistan, RC Cola is more popular than Coke or Pepsi. It's a symbol of both Americana and Tajik patriotic pride. The reason boils down to "a guy knew a guy in the 90s."
November 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
lolol looked at their schedule and they havent played a weekend game since October.

Best sport ever.
have just discovered that 0-11 UMass is playing their final game of the season (and their last chance to avoid going totally winless) at 4:30 pm Eastern time today
November 25, 2025 at 4:19 PM
RACCOON IN THE SEPTIC TANK
* Dad, outside chopping wood, axe head comes off axe. Dinner cancelled so dad can get a massive number of stitches in his shin.
*Power outages: multiple years.
* Mom forgets a crucial ingredient in the baked goods, rendering them inedible in various ways: Multiple years.
* Racoon in the septic tank.
November 25, 2025 at 3:40 AM
In todays game, where a touchback is almost a guarantee if you want it, this is a really great way to let some guys fulfill a dream.
Frank Wilson reveals the opening kickoff vs WKY was an ALL WALK ON unit of Seniors named "Seals 6"

#LSU
November 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Related:

(Link is directly to the part you need to hear)
November 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Hate week
November 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Technically it’s a basket but it’s probably 12x12x10
Bluesky, how big is your box of old cables? If you know you know.
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I want to know how George Lucas knew what Jerry Jones was going to look like today when he modeled the emperor after him way back in the original trilogy
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Holy shit. Group parlays where you and you’re friends all put in a bet together?

So many people are going to end up not friends anymore
November 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My take:

GT lost the mandate of heaven cuz WE NEVER WORE OUR HOME UNIFORMS AT HOME THIS YEAR.
November 23, 2025 at 3:59 AM
GT run defense bailed out Pat Narduzzi
November 23, 2025 at 3:26 AM
What is Narduzzi doing?
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Florida currently has the largest shirtless guy section I’ve ever seen
November 23, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Dr H introduces me to someone

Very nice and all

Later: She’s the one who has birds

I’m dying
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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HEY! SHUT UP!
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
@opg.bsky.social Roc is a silly mascot. That’s as much hate as I have rn.

“Your mascot’s lazy as hell” - a dude in my section
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Go Jackets. Haynes King.
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM