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Stuart
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Football, midlife vinyl crisis, rubbish jokes.
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This morning I turned on my phone only to find that it had changed my user name to Shirley, and when I tried to enter a simple Google query it came out as "Do you like gladiator movies?"

Then I realised it was in Airplane! mode.
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This is the origin story for Supergran
BREAKING: Radioactive material was accidentally released at Scotland’s Dounreay nuclear site in a major environmental breach, The National can reveal
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St Mary’s Lighthouse, Whitley Bay, Tyneside, photo by Angi Wallace.
And now I’ve listened to Rob Delaney’s Desert Island Disc session and I’m an absolute mess. Beautiful.
They still sound great don’t they, double good.
Thanks mate, I’m considering going metric soon.
If ever a band sounded like where they’re from.
Quick reminder that the grown ups are in charge.
A BLIND ELDERLY man using a mobility cane is ARRESTED for holding a sign which read "I oppose genocide. I support Palestine Action"

#PalestineAction #GazaGenocide
The sun is coming out here Phil and I’m dressed like Sherpa Fucking Tenzing. Livid.
He does go on a bit I agree but I actually like him which makes this nonsense even more frustrating.
Been out five mins pal and you’re absolutely right 😂😂
You’re not helping mate.
Just put an extra man in midfield you stubborn twat, everyone would be happy, you would win more games which is the fucking point, and I wouldn’t have to read about press conferences where you sound like a dramatic teenager writing Cure lyrics in the back of their soon to be incomplete diary. Fin.
Winning titles?! Amorim either has total belief in his methods succeeding or he's completely deluded.

Needs to focus on the Micro before the Macro - but when every man and his dog has worked out the system maybe it's time to change.

The players probably see him as the Portuguese David Brent!
This is precisely the advice I needed, cheers bud. Looks proper brassic out there.
You can’t see wind pal and for some reason it’s telling me it’s sunny later. I don’t need this shit.
We need an app that solely tells the football lads whether a big coat is in order for the game or not.
Absolute classic that Den.
It’s all a bit fucked up isn’t it pal.
So a group of people protesting against a genocide are deemed a terrorist organisation by a UK government actively facilitating said genocide, and the police who have just shot two completely innocent people, are telling the protesters not to turn up, as they might antagonise the situation.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a green background with hay written on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a green background with hay written on it
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I read something about this, aside from the Sesko goal (3 virtually on the line attempts) and the penalty, it was virtually zero which backs up what we saw.