Stuart
@bingo0161.bsky.social
Football, midlife vinyl crisis, rubbish jokes.
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This morning I turned on my phone only to find that it had changed my user name to Shirley, and when I tried to enter a simple Google query it came out as "Do you like gladiator movies?"
Then I realised it was in Airplane! mode.
Then I realised it was in Airplane! mode.
October 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
This morning I turned on my phone only to find that it had changed my user name to Shirley, and when I tried to enter a simple Google query it came out as "Do you like gladiator movies?"
Then I realised it was in Airplane! mode.
Then I realised it was in Airplane! mode.
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This is the origin story for Supergran
BREAKING: Radioactive material was accidentally released at Scotland’s Dounreay nuclear site in a major environmental breach, The National can reveal
October 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
This is the origin story for Supergran
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St Mary’s Lighthouse, Whitley Bay, Tyneside, photo by Angi Wallace.
October 6, 2025 at 5:10 PM
St Mary’s Lighthouse, Whitley Bay, Tyneside, photo by Angi Wallace.
And now I’ve listened to Rob Delaney’s Desert Island Disc session and I’m an absolute mess. Beautiful.
October 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
And now I’ve listened to Rob Delaney’s Desert Island Disc session and I’m an absolute mess. Beautiful.
If ever a band sounded like where they’re from.
October 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
If ever a band sounded like where they’re from.
Quick reminder that the grown ups are in charge.
A BLIND ELDERLY man using a mobility cane is ARRESTED for holding a sign which read "I oppose genocide. I support Palestine Action"
#PalestineAction #GazaGenocide
#PalestineAction #GazaGenocide
October 5, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Quick reminder that the grown ups are in charge.
Just put an extra man in midfield you stubborn twat, everyone would be happy, you would win more games which is the fucking point, and I wouldn’t have to read about press conferences where you sound like a dramatic teenager writing Cure lyrics in the back of their soon to be incomplete diary. Fin.
Winning titles?! Amorim either has total belief in his methods succeeding or he's completely deluded.
Needs to focus on the Micro before the Macro - but when every man and his dog has worked out the system maybe it's time to change.
The players probably see him as the Portuguese David Brent!
Needs to focus on the Micro before the Macro - but when every man and his dog has worked out the system maybe it's time to change.
The players probably see him as the Portuguese David Brent!
October 4, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Just put an extra man in midfield you stubborn twat, everyone would be happy, you would win more games which is the fucking point, and I wouldn’t have to read about press conferences where you sound like a dramatic teenager writing Cure lyrics in the back of their soon to be incomplete diary. Fin.
We need an app that solely tells the football lads whether a big coat is in order for the game or not.
October 4, 2025 at 8:26 AM
We need an app that solely tells the football lads whether a big coat is in order for the game or not.
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@chuckdpe.bsky.social @publicenemyno1.bsky.social @flavorflav.bsky.social on Jimmy Kimmel!
Fight the Power!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKV1...
Fight the Power!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKV1...
Public Enemy – Don’t Believe The Hype, The Hits Just Keep On Comin & Fight The Power (Medley)
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
www.youtube.com
October 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
@chuckdpe.bsky.social @publicenemyno1.bsky.social @flavorflav.bsky.social on Jimmy Kimmel!
Fight the Power!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKV1...
Fight the Power!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKV1...
So a group of people protesting against a genocide are deemed a terrorist organisation by a UK government actively facilitating said genocide, and the police who have just shot two completely innocent people, are telling the protesters not to turn up, as they might antagonise the situation.
a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a green background with hay written on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a green background with hay written on it
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 5:36 PM
So a group of people protesting against a genocide are deemed a terrorist organisation by a UK government actively facilitating said genocide, and the police who have just shot two completely innocent people, are telling the protesters not to turn up, as they might antagonise the situation.
October 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Timeline cleanse.
Newspaper clipping, 1906.
Newspaper clipping, 1906.
October 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Timeline cleanse.
Newspaper clipping, 1906.
Newspaper clipping, 1906.
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Ahead of the brilliant new Alan Partridge series - which is available on iPlayer right now - I interviewed writers @neilgibbons.bsky.social and Rob Gibbons for @radiotimes.bsky.social.
www.radiotimes.com/tv/comedy/al...
www.radiotimes.com/tv/comedy/al...
Alan Partridge writers reveal what's new with the hapless broadcaster: 'We're just constantly trying not to repeat ourselves'
Partridge takes a characteristically awkward dive into mental health in his new series, How Are You?.
www.radiotimes.com
October 3, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Ahead of the brilliant new Alan Partridge series - which is available on iPlayer right now - I interviewed writers @neilgibbons.bsky.social and Rob Gibbons for @radiotimes.bsky.social.
www.radiotimes.com/tv/comedy/al...
www.radiotimes.com/tv/comedy/al...
If you’re remotely interested as to why our stats look good but don’t translate into points, and think that a ‘Libero’ is an ice lolly from the 80’s, then this quick video explains things very well.
youtube.com/watch?v=Ywt8...
youtube.com/watch?v=Ywt8...
Are Manchester United as bad as people think?
YouTube video by The Athletic FC
youtube.com
October 3, 2025 at 9:21 AM
If you’re remotely interested as to why our stats look good but don’t translate into points, and think that a ‘Libero’ is an ice lolly from the 80’s, then this quick video explains things very well.
youtube.com/watch?v=Ywt8...
youtube.com/watch?v=Ywt8...
It is comforting to know though that the decision on the manager will be made by the team who brought you Dan Ashworth’s hiring/firing, the Glazer coalition,Ten Hag’s contract extension and Manuel Ugarte. Sweet dreams.
October 2, 2025 at 6:35 PM
It is comforting to know though that the decision on the manager will be made by the team who brought you Dan Ashworth’s hiring/firing, the Glazer coalition,Ten Hag’s contract extension and Manuel Ugarte. Sweet dreams.
Great news all round this, as if he’s willing to stop playing out of form players and puts 3 men in midfield I’m all in. And if he sticks to what he’s doing now, then relegation ‘dogfights’ look properly exciting. 👍
🚨🗣️ | “From speaking to people, even if [Manchester] United lost to Sunderland, I do NOT think it would be the end for Ruben Amorim.
“[Sir Jim] Ratcliffe is the one who’ll decide and I’m told he wants to give Amorim the FULL season.”
[@lauriewhitwell, TOTD Podcast]
#MUFC
“[Sir Jim] Ratcliffe is the one who’ll decide and I’m told he wants to give Amorim the FULL season.”
[@lauriewhitwell, TOTD Podcast]
#MUFC
October 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Great news all round this, as if he’s willing to stop playing out of form players and puts 3 men in midfield I’m all in. And if he sticks to what he’s doing now, then relegation ‘dogfights’ look properly exciting. 👍
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Albanian PM Edi Rama mocked Trump for repeatedly claiming he ended a war between Albania and Azerbaijan, confusing his country with Armenia
Rama to French President Macron: “You should congratulate Ilham Aliyev and me. Trump has ended the conflict between Albania and Azerbaijan”
Rama to French President Macron: “You should congratulate Ilham Aliyev and me. Trump has ended the conflict between Albania and Azerbaijan”
October 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Albanian PM Edi Rama mocked Trump for repeatedly claiming he ended a war between Albania and Azerbaijan, confusing his country with Armenia
Rama to French President Macron: “You should congratulate Ilham Aliyev and me. Trump has ended the conflict between Albania and Azerbaijan”
Rama to French President Macron: “You should congratulate Ilham Aliyev and me. Trump has ended the conflict between Albania and Azerbaijan”
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Like walking into a fairy tale. Taken this morning from Glastonbury Tor.
October 2, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Like walking into a fairy tale. Taken this morning from Glastonbury Tor.
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October 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM