Jo Hofmann
@birdcmp.bsky.social
Birder, woodworker, recovering servant of public health, exFed
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Don't give them any ideas.
Florida Passes Law Granting Viruses Personhood https://theonion.com/florida-passes-law-granting-viruses-personhood/
January 19, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Don't give them any ideas.
“Whadda you lookin’ at?”
A Jersey Kinglet.
A Jersey Kinglet.
January 19, 2026 at 1:42 PM
“Whadda you lookin’ at?”
A Jersey Kinglet.
A Jersey Kinglet.
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Sometime tomorrow we'll learn the DOJ has opened an investigation into Springsteen's mortgage
Bruce Springsteen: “ICE should get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
January 19, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Sometime tomorrow we'll learn the DOJ has opened an investigation into Springsteen's mortgage
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Marx remarks somewhere that historical events appear, as it were, twice: the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce.
He forgot to add that beneath the farce also can lurk tragedy.
He forgot to add that beneath the farce also can lurk tragedy.
January 18, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Marx remarks somewhere that historical events appear, as it were, twice: the first time as tragedy, the second time as farce.
He forgot to add that beneath the farce also can lurk tragedy.
He forgot to add that beneath the farce also can lurk tragedy.
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It was raining on this protest in Nuuk. Temperatures in Greenland have been absurdly warm recently. THAT is what we should be talking about.
‘Yankee, Go Home’: Greenlanders Protest Trump’s Takeover Plans
www.nytimes.com
January 18, 2026 at 1:47 PM
It was raining on this protest in Nuuk. Temperatures in Greenland have been absurdly warm recently. THAT is what we should be talking about.
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Cassidy’s sole legacy is dead kids
That’s all he’ll be remembered for
He knowingly cast the key vote to confirm the world’s most extreme, most dangerous anti-vaccine activist & conspiracy theorist to lead the federal health system
He did it so Trump would love him—& Trump threw him under the 🚌
That’s all he’ll be remembered for
He knowingly cast the key vote to confirm the world’s most extreme, most dangerous anti-vaccine activist & conspiracy theorist to lead the federal health system
He did it so Trump would love him—& Trump threw him under the 🚌
bill cassidy traded countless lives of babies and children and grandmas so trump wouldn’t burn him. and trump just burned him.
Trump says he will endorse Julia Letlow if she runs against Bill Cassidy in a Republican senate primary.
January 18, 2026 at 2:06 PM
Cassidy’s sole legacy is dead kids
That’s all he’ll be remembered for
He knowingly cast the key vote to confirm the world’s most extreme, most dangerous anti-vaccine activist & conspiracy theorist to lead the federal health system
He did it so Trump would love him—& Trump threw him under the 🚌
That’s all he’ll be remembered for
He knowingly cast the key vote to confirm the world’s most extreme, most dangerous anti-vaccine activist & conspiracy theorist to lead the federal health system
He did it so Trump would love him—& Trump threw him under the 🚌
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The images and stories coming out of Minneapolis are extraordinary. We can't say we did not know what was happening. Lots of people are putting their bodies on the line to make sure we do.
January 17, 2026 at 2:20 PM
The images and stories coming out of Minneapolis are extraordinary. We can't say we did not know what was happening. Lots of people are putting their bodies on the line to make sure we do.
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January 17, 2026 at 12:10 PM
OMFG. I hated this guy in med school and I hate him now.
Dr Oz: "Alabama has no OBGYNs in many of their counties, so they're doing something pretty cool. They're actually having robots do ultrasounds on these pregnant moms."
January 17, 2026 at 1:59 AM
OMFG. I hated this guy in med school and I hate him now.
Why am I subjected to Mallard butts?
January 17, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Why am I subjected to Mallard butts?
I’m supposed to eat bugs why am I eating a leaf?
January 17, 2026 at 12:49 AM
I’m supposed to eat bugs why am I eating a leaf?
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“Creature alert..creature alert!”
New comb jelly species discovered near Puerto Rico. These would be pretty low-calorie "gelata” snacks for us, but it’s fun to see humans exploring the deep sea!
New comb jelly species discovered near Puerto Rico. These would be pretty low-calorie "gelata” snacks for us, but it’s fun to see humans exploring the deep sea!
Meet Duobrachium sparksae: a newly described comb jelly that looks like a glowing hot-air balloon drifting just above the deep seafloor. Transparent, delicate, and unmistakably transfixing, it reminds us how much biodiversity is in the deep oceans.
www.fisheries.noaa.gov/feature-stor...
www.fisheries.noaa.gov/feature-stor...
January 16, 2026 at 11:45 PM
“Creature alert..creature alert!”
New comb jelly species discovered near Puerto Rico. These would be pretty low-calorie "gelata” snacks for us, but it’s fun to see humans exploring the deep sea!
New comb jelly species discovered near Puerto Rico. These would be pretty low-calorie "gelata” snacks for us, but it’s fun to see humans exploring the deep sea!
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Reports said the trial was halted. HHS says it will proceed. The revised protocol remains unethical. Scrutiny must continue until participants are no longer placed in harm’s way. I read the revised protocol and wrote a follow-up.
bktitanji.substack.com/p/lipstick-o...
bktitanji.substack.com/p/lipstick-o...
Lipstick on a Pig: Why the Amended Hepatitis B Birth-Dose Trial in Guinea Bissau Remains Ethically Indefensible
How Scrutiny and African Leadership Changed the Conversation
bktitanji.substack.com
January 16, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Reports said the trial was halted. HHS says it will proceed. The revised protocol remains unethical. Scrutiny must continue until participants are no longer placed in harm’s way. I read the revised protocol and wrote a follow-up.
bktitanji.substack.com/p/lipstick-o...
bktitanji.substack.com/p/lipstick-o...
Nobel Creepy Stare Prize.
January 16, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Nobel Creepy Stare Prize.
Greetings from the kitty cat.
January 16, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Greetings from the kitty cat.
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And today on Blue Peter, we’ll be showing you how you can make your own Nobel Prize Medal, using milk bottle tops, pipe cleaners and some sticky-backed plastic.
January 16, 2026 at 10:55 AM
And today on Blue Peter, we’ll be showing you how you can make your own Nobel Prize Medal, using milk bottle tops, pipe cleaners and some sticky-backed plastic.
Thanks to the data mongers!
“The data was (sic) provided through a collaboration of researchers from Boston Children's Hospital, Harvard School of Medicine and Icahn School of Medicine at Mt. Sinai with researchers publishing their findings on Thursday in the journal Nature Health.”
“The data was (sic) provided through a collaboration of researchers from Boston Children's Hospital, Harvard School of Medicine and Icahn School of Medicine at Mt. Sinai with researchers publishing their findings on Thursday in the journal Nature Health.”
For the first time, a map has been created that allows people to type in their ZIP code and see an estimated percentage of their neighbors who have been vaccinated against measles, which can help determine the risk of the disease in their area.
abcnews.go.com/Health/new-m...
abcnews.go.com/Health/new-m...
New map shows how to spot the measles risk level in your ZIP code
For the first time, a map allows people to type in their ZIP code and determine the risk of measles in their area based on vaccination coverage.
abcnews.go.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:27 PM
Thanks to the data mongers!
“The data was (sic) provided through a collaboration of researchers from Boston Children's Hospital, Harvard School of Medicine and Icahn School of Medicine at Mt. Sinai with researchers publishing their findings on Thursday in the journal Nature Health.”
“The data was (sic) provided through a collaboration of researchers from Boston Children's Hospital, Harvard School of Medicine and Icahn School of Medicine at Mt. Sinai with researchers publishing their findings on Thursday in the journal Nature Health.”
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As you talk about Greenland, please make sure you are talking about the >56,000 Inuit who have called the Island their home for thousands of years. Here are 2 stories that include their voices, concerns, and hopes.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
canadiangeographic.ca/articles/buy...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
canadiangeographic.ca/articles/buy...
‘Buying countries is Stone Age mentality:’ Inuit speak up on Greenland
Indigenous Greenlanders, who endured centuries of colonialism from Denmark, now face a new threat from Donald Trump’s United States
canadiangeographic.ca
January 16, 2026 at 11:22 AM
As you talk about Greenland, please make sure you are talking about the >56,000 Inuit who have called the Island their home for thousands of years. Here are 2 stories that include their voices, concerns, and hopes.
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
canadiangeographic.ca/articles/buy...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
canadiangeographic.ca/articles/buy...
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For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Stand With Minnesota: Resource Hub
Causes to Donate to in Minnesota to Help Our Communities Defend Themselves from ICE This list is now available/shareable at standwithminnesota.org *Note: I am from Minnesota, and these come from peo...
docs.google.com
January 15, 2026 at 2:48 AM
For people elsewhere who have asked how to support Minnesota while we’re overrun with nazi thugs, here’s an excellent list of places that could use financial help. Lots of choices. Thank you so much!
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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OMG. A must-have for my shop.
![Comic. Standard 16-Part Epoxy. [Epoxy applicator with multiple labeled chambers in different colors: resin; hardener; filler, softener; rosin; stuff that bonds permanently to skin and nothing else; stuff that will turn white and crack over a few days, for decorative appearance; placebo; minced duct tape; acetone Fragrance; powdered bar magnets; polyethylvinylesteracetate; 2-polyethylvinylesteracetate; salt and pepper to taste; blood sample from the Gorilla Glue gorillas; stuff that bonds to every known material except yours]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreiamknds4yiai44hrtq3eiau3fqxjfzufclkb64uaxdnnig5klsck4@jpeg)
January 16, 2026 at 1:22 AM
OMG. A must-have for my shop.
Insurrection Act? Come at me, big man.
January 15, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Insurrection Act? Come at me, big man.