Izadora
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Wishing the Patriots a very good no score at all for you tonight.
February 9, 2026 at 2:32 AM
Wishing the Patriots a very good no score at all for you tonight.
FINALLY a touchdown jesus
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
FINALLY a touchdown jesus
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Bad Bunny “together we are America”
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Bad Bunny “together we are America”
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Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.
February 9, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Kind of gives away the whole game that all the crypto ads this year have been replaced with gambling and AI ads.
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Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Terrified Conservatives Lose Ability To Speak English After Exposure To Bad Bunny Performance https://theonion.com/terrified-conservatives-lose-ability-to-speak-english-after-exposure-to-bad-bunny-performance-dios-mio-cry-millions-of-panicking-republicans/
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Do you like field goals? Do you like absolutely nothing but field goals? If so, has the NFL got a game for you
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Do you like field goals? Do you like absolutely nothing but field goals? If so, has the NFL got a game for you
I know AI isn't doing well because they're pushing so many AI commercials
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I know AI isn't doing well because they're pushing so many AI commercials
Mike Tyson doing a propaganda ad 😓
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Mike Tyson doing a propaganda ad 😓
Running this Svedka ad right after that performance was a Choice.......
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Running this Svedka ad right after that performance was a Choice.......
That was so so so good
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
That was so so so good
Ricky Martin so daddy
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Ricky Martin so daddy
So refreshing to see a man interacting with little kids and it's fun and cute and not concerning.
February 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
So refreshing to see a man interacting with little kids and it's fun and cute and not concerning.
This is such a gorgeous intentional layered performance. Bad Bunny! Not just investing in lights and fireworks.
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
This is such a gorgeous intentional layered performance. Bad Bunny! Not just investing in lights and fireworks.
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every woman in bad bunny’s halftime show is casually the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen
February 9, 2026 at 1:23 AM
every woman in bad bunny’s halftime show is casually the most beautiful woman you’ve ever seen
A shutout in the first half but it's all been field goals. Where is the DRAMA. Where is the adrenaline.
February 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
A shutout in the first half but it's all been field goals. Where is the DRAMA. Where is the adrenaline.
I really don't watch traditional TV anymore, and I don't watch football, but what the fuck are these midass commercials???
February 9, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I really don't watch traditional TV anymore, and I don't watch football, but what the fuck are these midass commercials???
Been feeling really really dejected the last couple days and just realized that, while everything does suck and the weather being cold and snowy doesn't help, I haven't taken my anti-depression and anti-anxiety meds this week. 🫠
January 23, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Been feeling really really dejected the last couple days and just realized that, while everything does suck and the weather being cold and snowy doesn't help, I haven't taken my anti-depression and anti-anxiety meds this week. 🫠
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A Jefferson County Sheriff’s SWAT sergeant responded to a shooting at Evergreen High School in September while drunk, according to an internal investigation the agency conducted.
Jeffco SWAT sergeant responded to Evergreen school shooting while drunk, records show
Former sergeant Anthony Hamilton told deputies he had started drinking at about 7 a.m. the day of the shooting and had “maybe nine or 10 beers” before arriving at the school.
trib.al
December 5, 2025 at 4:01 PM
A Jefferson County Sheriff’s SWAT sergeant responded to a shooting at Evergreen High School in September while drunk, according to an internal investigation the agency conducted.
lololololololololol.
NEW: The organization that accredits the U.S. Air Force Academy is examining the institution’s academic programs after multiple civilian faculty members resigned, retired or were fired, leading alumni to question decisions being made by the campus’ superintendent and Pete Hegseth.
Air Force Academy’s accreditation under review after cuts to civilian faculty
Concerned alumni and former faculty told The Denver Post they believe the academy is losing too many civilian Ph.D.-level instructors without the ability to replace them with qualified military mem…
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November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
lololololololololol.
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this is why I think the admin spending all week yelling about a “hate America” rally was stupid
anyone who tunes in gets to see funny signs, joyful crowds and shit like “an enormous constitution being carried to the White House”
this is a crowd that loves America and wants it to be better
anyone who tunes in gets to see funny signs, joyful crowds and shit like “an enormous constitution being carried to the White House”
this is a crowd that loves America and wants it to be better
Giant copy of the Constitution being carried down Pennsylvania Avenue.
October 18, 2025 at 6:21 PM
this is why I think the admin spending all week yelling about a “hate America” rally was stupid
anyone who tunes in gets to see funny signs, joyful crowds and shit like “an enormous constitution being carried to the White House”
this is a crowd that loves America and wants it to be better
anyone who tunes in gets to see funny signs, joyful crowds and shit like “an enormous constitution being carried to the White House”
this is a crowd that loves America and wants it to be better
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It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.
October 17, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It's actually remarkably easy to not ever use ChatGPT.
So boyfriend just got an electric bike and I love it for him because he's wanted one for a long time but right now it's annoying because I have to wait a lot longer for him to get home so we can hang out. Haha.
August 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
So boyfriend just got an electric bike and I love it for him because he's wanted one for a long time but right now it's annoying because I have to wait a lot longer for him to get home so we can hang out. Haha.