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Blåhaj Blast
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word nerd, bird nerd
occasional designer
washed-up dance game player
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Why am I so against generative AI in games?

Because I simply do not want my initial reaction to art to be one of suspicion and scrutiny, AI slop is fundamentally damaging my relationship to art and artistry, and I am deeply resentful that it is forcing me to be guarded when I should be wowed.
November 17, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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a “Space Force”, if you will
we need a department of kerning
November 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Marjorie Taylor Blue
not until she completes her training at antifa super soldier indoctrination camp
November 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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imagine being hit on by gross old Larry Summers when you just wanted professional advice and then finding out he was getting advice on how to hit on you from Jeffrey fucking Epstein

one of the grossest things I’ve ever read
The emails have Summers reporting to Epstein about his attempts to date a Harvard economics student & to hit on her during a seminar she was giving.
November 16, 2025 at 2:18 AM
can Amazon marketing please hire me and pay me $200,000 a year to tell them "no, you shouldn't release this. everyone will laugh at you."
just saw the worst gaming ad ive ever seen
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 AM
It's gonna rule when these documents are being used in history books 200 years from now (if the billionaires don't end us all by then)

imagine being a 10th grader and having to answer an exam question about this for your American History class.
NEW: Mark Epstein says that the "Bubba" he joked about with his brother Jeffrey Epstein "is not, in any way, a reference to former President
Bill Clinton."
November 16, 2025 at 6:26 AM
I wanted to watch a very dumb movie, so I put on Jurassic World: Dominion and I'm losing my mind at how they somehow made a Jurassic Park movie featuring Bryce Dallas Howard as Jason Bourne.
November 16, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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My hot take about Metroid is that I'm not big into Metroid but I don't think you should ever hear a single human voice or see a single human face during the course of those games unless you 101%'d it, and then you get to see Samus's newest gorgeous visage say "congratulations, gamer" at the camera
November 14, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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I know these comparison are pointless, but it would have been front page headlines for days if biden had said he had an MRI and didn't know what for.
November 15, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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I sometimes genuinely do wish people could have the experience of seeing what gets reported and taken down so they could viscerally understand what an unmoderated space on the internet looks like, because however bad you can imagine it is, the reality is far worse.
November 15, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Can I make it any more obvious
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
November 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Open AI loses copyright case in Germany.

Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."
Blow for OpenAI in Germany as court rules song lyrics used illegally
A German court ruled on Tuesday that OpenAI violated copyright on nine popular songs in a lawsuit that marked another attempt to prevent the free use of artists' content online. The Munich Regional Co...
www.yahoo.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Jesus having the term “in-app purchases” explained to him and just wordlessly filling a sock with nickels
November 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Further I think it should be legally mandated for all indoor public spaces to HEPA filter the air at a high turnover rate, with an enforced legality similar to fire alarms and sprinkler systems. It must be mandatory
November 14, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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ITS REAL
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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recession indicator
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November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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NYT editors put "Claudine Gay" in "top 5 featured on the New York Times homepage Dec 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 17, 22, 25"

(While they put Trump calling for Constitution's "termination" on page 15 and his chief of staff's "tyrant" warning on 12)

Christopher Rufo openly bragged about the plans!
Chris Rufo "a total product of right-wing affirmative action and you literally would never have heard of him if he was a liberal"
bsky.app/profile/chri...

NYT front page coverage all the time!

By powerful, mediocre editors who push "meritocracy" narrative yet hired each other with legacy privilege
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
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It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Problem: AI needs massive amounts of power to thrive. Nuclear makes lots of power. Nuclear takes a long long time to do safely.

Proposed solution that I'm sure will have no unpleasant consequences: Use AI to speed up the construction of new nuclear plants.
Power Companies Are Using AI To Build Nuclear Power Plants
Tech companies are betting big on nuclear energy to meet AIs massive power demands and they're using that AI to speed up the construction of new nuclear power plants.
www.404media.co
November 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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This is so repulsive it gives me chills. To use technology to mimic our dead relatives is horrifying.
For real, check this out. Evil.
November 14, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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The DOT also reportedly plans to rescind requirements that airlines disclose junk fees. It's also planning to redefine what flight cancellations would require refunds for passengers.

Both Delta and United gave $1 million to the Trump inauguration fund.

Everything is for sale.
BREAKING: The Trump administration is officially withdrawing a Biden-era plan to require airlines to pay passengers cash compensation when flight disruptions are caused by the airlines.
November 14, 2025 at 7:05 PM
didn't log onto this website today until noon PST and now I'm getting brain damage in real time as I try to catch up on what the fuck is happening
November 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM