David Schoen
@blammoxxl.bsky.social
Shadow Valley Condos!
If you lived here,
You’d be home by now.
If you lived here,
You’d be home by now.
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Good morning 🫡
July 2, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Good morning 🫡
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People forget that at the end of every episode, He-Man would tell kids to not be dicks and then punch them in the face so they remembered it.
he man from the masters of the universe is pointing at the camera with a light coming out of his fist .
Alt: he man punching the screen because a kid was being a dick
media.tenor.com
May 27, 2025 at 1:31 PM
People forget that at the end of every episode, He-Man would tell kids to not be dicks and then punch them in the face so they remembered it.
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‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory
EAST HANOVER, NJ—As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no […]
theonion.com
April 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...
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Rest here my weary doom scroller. There will be plenty of shit posts to read in your future.
April 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Rest here my weary doom scroller. There will be plenty of shit posts to read in your future.
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Robert F. Kennedy Jr. attended the funeral of an 8-year-old who last week became only the second confirmed death from the disease in a decade. Known for his vaccine skepticism and for promoting alternative treatments like cod liver oil, vitamin A supplements, the steroid budesonide,
April 6, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. attended the funeral of an 8-year-old who last week became only the second confirmed death from the disease in a decade. Known for his vaccine skepticism and for promoting alternative treatments like cod liver oil, vitamin A supplements, the steroid budesonide,
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April 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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(Gary Jules singing)
🎶…it’s fun to stay at the
y-m-c-a…🎶
🎶…it’s fun to stay at the
y-m-c-a…🎶
April 7, 2025 at 6:51 AM
(Gary Jules singing)
🎶…it’s fun to stay at the
y-m-c-a…🎶
🎶…it’s fun to stay at the
y-m-c-a…🎶
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This is iconic!
Obama Offers Iconic Reaction After He Accidentally Photobombed A Family's Photos In DC
An experience they'll never forget! ❤️
www.comicsands.com
April 6, 2025 at 3:30 PM
This is iconic!
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Mediterranean Tourists Go On Incredible Refugee-Watching Tour
theonion.com/mediter...
theonion.com/mediter...
April 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Mediterranean Tourists Go On Incredible Refugee-Watching Tour
theonion.com/mediter...
theonion.com/mediter...
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that cursed man that hates his country,
A branded villain.
A branded villain.
April 6, 2025 at 7:13 PM
that cursed man that hates his country,
A branded villain.
A branded villain.
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April 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
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Protest just getting started here in Chicago.
April 5, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Protest just getting started here in Chicago.
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Antarctica Tariffs Announced
It's about time those deadbeat slackers started pulling their weight...
🐧 💰 🐧 💰 🐧 💰
It's about time those deadbeat slackers started pulling their weight...
🐧 💰 🐧 💰 🐧 💰
a large flock of penguins are walking in the snow with national geographic wild written on the bottom right
ALT: a large flock of penguins are walking in the snow with national geographic wild written on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
April 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Antarctica Tariffs Announced
It's about time those deadbeat slackers started pulling their weight...
🐧 💰 🐧 💰 🐧 💰
It's about time those deadbeat slackers started pulling their weight...
🐧 💰 🐧 💰 🐧 💰
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I was there for Peak Kilmer, from Top Gun on, but my favorite of his is “Spartan,” a David Mamet political thriller in which he plays the World’s Most Competent Secret Agent. He absolutely pulls it off.
April 2, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I was there for Peak Kilmer, from Top Gun on, but my favorite of his is “Spartan,” a David Mamet political thriller in which he plays the World’s Most Competent Secret Agent. He absolutely pulls it off.
Well, maybe this Trump guy isn’t so ba-!(gag)
Nope. Can’t even do it for April Fools. Nope. (gag)
Nope. Can’t even do it for April Fools. Nope. (gag)
April 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Well, maybe this Trump guy isn’t so ba-!(gag)
Nope. Can’t even do it for April Fools. Nope. (gag)
Nope. Can’t even do it for April Fools. Nope. (gag)
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EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found
EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland
EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland
EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
March 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
EXPLORER 1: what should we name this new land we found
EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland
EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
EXPLORER 2: how bout Newfoundland
EXPLORER 1: damn that’s fucken good
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She died in binary. That’s dedication. RIP.
Bletchley Park code breaker Betty Webb dies aged 101
Bletchley Park code breaker Betty Webb dies aged 101
Betty Webb MBE worked at Bletchley Park during World War Two intercepting enemy messages.
www.bbc.com
April 1, 2025 at 12:05 PM
She died in binary. That’s dedication. RIP.
Yeah. Bots love me apparently. 🤖💕
I’m like their Elvis. 👑
I’m like their Elvis. 👑
April 1, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Yeah. Bots love me apparently. 🤖💕
I’m like their Elvis. 👑
I’m like their Elvis. 👑
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NPR animator and illustrator Jackie Lay tells the story of Victoria Woodhull, who wrote a letter to the New York Herald in 1870 announcing she was running for president — 50 years before women would be allowed to vote.
The woman who ran for president 50 years before she could vote
NPR animator and illustrator Jackie Lay tells the story of Victoria Woodhull, who wrote a letter to the New York Herald in 1870 announcing she was running for president — 50 years before women would b...
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April 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
NPR animator and illustrator Jackie Lay tells the story of Victoria Woodhull, who wrote a letter to the New York Herald in 1870 announcing she was running for president — 50 years before women would be allowed to vote.
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JD Vance with everyone who likes him.
March 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
JD Vance with everyone who likes him.
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If any of these are your representatives, urge them to divest from Tesla: Josh Gottheimer (D-N.J.), Vicente Gonzalez (D-Texas), Gil Cisneros (D-Calif.), Ro Khanna (D-Calif.), Pat Ryan (D-N.Y.), Jared Moskowitz (D-Fla.), Adam Smith (D-Wash.), and Dwight Evans (D-Pa.).
March 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If any of these are your representatives, urge them to divest from Tesla: Josh Gottheimer (D-N.J.), Vicente Gonzalez (D-Texas), Gil Cisneros (D-Calif.), Ro Khanna (D-Calif.), Pat Ryan (D-N.Y.), Jared Moskowitz (D-Fla.), Adam Smith (D-Wash.), and Dwight Evans (D-Pa.).
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Here are some nice mushrooms
March 30, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Here are some nice mushrooms