CHIEF, Blofeld's Cat
@blofeldscat.bsky.social
Cat. Criminal Mastermind. Legend. Founder of Tofu eating, wokerati, Anti Growth Coalition
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A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
February 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
A dresser inside a museum in New York City has been discovered as a secret stop on the Underground Railroad — the first of its kind discovered in Manhattan in over 100 years
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Olympic speed skaters can reach speeds of up to 55kph, which is about as fast as a tiger can run. Which makes me wonder how fast a tiger could speed skate.
February 8, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Olympic speed skaters can reach speeds of up to 55kph, which is about as fast as a tiger can run. Which makes me wonder how fast a tiger could speed skate.
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Microsoft's CEO wants us to stop calling AI garbage Slop.
I agree!
Instead of Slop, we should call it Nadella, to show him our appreciation of all he's done for us!
I agree!
Instead of Slop, we should call it Nadella, to show him our appreciation of all he's done for us!
January 5, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Microsoft's CEO wants us to stop calling AI garbage Slop.
I agree!
Instead of Slop, we should call it Nadella, to show him our appreciation of all he's done for us!
I agree!
Instead of Slop, we should call it Nadella, to show him our appreciation of all he's done for us!
@davehutchinson.bsky.social Sometimes I wonder what the sequel to 1984 would look like. That was before codeine dreams became...
January 4, 2026 at 1:08 AM
@davehutchinson.bsky.social Sometimes I wonder what the sequel to 1984 would look like. That was before codeine dreams became...
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Supporting role by kitty chaise @craftycow.bsky.social
January 1, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Supporting role by kitty chaise @craftycow.bsky.social
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The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little."
‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”
So a napkin is a little tablecloth.
10/10, no notes.
‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”
So a napkin is a little tablecloth.
10/10, no notes.
December 28, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little."
‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”
So a napkin is a little tablecloth.
10/10, no notes.
‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”
So a napkin is a little tablecloth.
10/10, no notes.
@pulpthorn.bsky.social Merry Boxing Day
December 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
@pulpthorn.bsky.social Merry Boxing Day
@hutchinsondave.bsky.social
Merry Boxing Day x
Merry Boxing Day x
December 26, 2025 at 1:23 PM
@hutchinsondave.bsky.social
Merry Boxing Day x
Merry Boxing Day x
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Rip roaring fun in the Fractured Europe universe. If you've read those you know what to expect. If not, what are you waiting for? #wasreading #booksky
December 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I endorse this message.
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First day of the advent calender. What's behind the door?
It's the Abyss!
*Stares*
It's the Abyss!
*Stares*
December 1, 2025 at 6:55 PM
First day of the advent calender. What's behind the door?
It's the Abyss!
*Stares*
It's the Abyss!
*Stares*
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I’ve actually managed to purchase this on Kobo. Using the website of course, heaven forfend you be able to use their actual app to ever buy anything. As for whether it’ll appear on my Libra 2, we’ll find out…
December 3, 2025 at 1:06 PM
I’ve actually managed to purchase this on Kobo. Using the website of course, heaven forfend you be able to use their actual app to ever buy anything. As for whether it’ll appear on my Libra 2, we’ll find out…
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So it’s NOT my imagination
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 AM
So it’s NOT my imagination
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Every year we treat ourselves to a new decoration or two for the Christmas tree and this year’s additions are just absolutely outstanding
Tempted to not add anything else as we basically have a muppet Christmas tree
Tempted to not add anything else as we basically have a muppet Christmas tree
November 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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‘The clip, which appeared on live television, shows the President of the United States snapping at a female reporter “Quiet, Piggy!”’
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
‘The clip, which appeared on live television, shows the President of the United States snapping at a female reporter “Quiet, Piggy!”’
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
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I love this idea. My dad died when I was three and I had to figure out simple things like how to tie a tie and even shave on my own. Please retweet this because I know there are a lot of kids out there who could use some help with day to day life.
November 26, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I love this idea. My dad died when I was three and I had to figure out simple things like how to tie a tie and even shave on my own. Please retweet this because I know there are a lot of kids out there who could use some help with day to day life.
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Rather nice tree root I saw today.
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Rather nice tree root I saw today.
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Your Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor name is your favourite saint's name followed by a portmanteau of a landform & building material hyphened together with your favourite Barbara.
Mine is Honoré OxbowLakeSharpsand - Cartland
Mine is Honoré OxbowLakeSharpsand - Cartland
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Your Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor name is your favourite saint's name followed by a portmanteau of a landform & building material hyphened together with your favourite Barbara.
Mine is Honoré OxbowLakeSharpsand - Cartland
Mine is Honoré OxbowLakeSharpsand - Cartland
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Agent Lairmore is done with his testimony. Prosecution asked further about the condiments and he said there was mustard on his uniform and an onion hanging on his radio antenna. Don’t think defense was going for a pun when she called him a “seasoned officer,” but you never know…
November 4, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Agent Lairmore is done with his testimony. Prosecution asked further about the condiments and he said there was mustard on his uniform and an onion hanging on his radio antenna. Don’t think defense was going for a pun when she called him a “seasoned officer,” but you never know…
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Pleased to see my finest moment - the "Hot Ladder" post is still getting the occasional like.
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Pleased to see my finest moment - the "Hot Ladder" post is still getting the occasional like.
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The title on this BBC podcast is -chefs kiss-
October 31, 2025 at 5:43 AM
The title on this BBC podcast is -chefs kiss-
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Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.
October 30, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Genuinely delighted to download a PhD thesis from a university repository where the author has neglected to remove the words "BITCH THIS IS YOUR THESIS" from the filename.
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And they were sent after the insurrection to investigate, not before it even happened. Sheesh.
October 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM
And they were sent after the insurrection to investigate, not before it even happened. Sheesh.
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Just too funny.. the abolition of stamp duty will be received like “the end of communism” huffs Tim Stanley.
October 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Just too funny.. the abolition of stamp duty will be received like “the end of communism” huffs Tim Stanley.
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If these are quintessential Englishmen, I'm done with being English...
October 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
If these are quintessential Englishmen, I'm done with being English...