BlondLoki
@blondloki.bsky.social
I love the gym, reading, men, and video games 🏳️🌈🇩🇰
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if someone irl found my account id just be like oh no i guess the cat is out of the bag about my fat hog
January 28, 2026 at 6:30 PM
if someone irl found my account id just be like oh no i guess the cat is out of the bag about my fat hog
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Went on a date to an escape room last night. Found a bobby pin under a desk tidy and so naturally picked a lock in the adjacent wall and moved into the next room.
The woman from the place came in and shouted at me because that was apparently not what was supposed to happen.
The woman from the place came in and shouted at me because that was apparently not what was supposed to happen.
February 1, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Went on a date to an escape room last night. Found a bobby pin under a desk tidy and so naturally picked a lock in the adjacent wall and moved into the next room.
The woman from the place came in and shouted at me because that was apparently not what was supposed to happen.
The woman from the place came in and shouted at me because that was apparently not what was supposed to happen.
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Priests: I call upon the Light to heal my allies!
Evokers: I can rewind time itself to heal my allies!
Shamans:
Evokers: I can rewind time itself to heal my allies!
Shamans:
January 31, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Priests: I call upon the Light to heal my allies!
Evokers: I can rewind time itself to heal my allies!
Shamans:
Evokers: I can rewind time itself to heal my allies!
Shamans:
Gays and teen girls when an actor does anything queer in a movie or TV show:
January 29, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Gays and teen girls when an actor does anything queer in a movie or TV show:
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Are streamers legally obligated to mention when someone uses a prime sub specifically or do they all just do that for fun?
January 28, 2026 at 2:43 PM
Are streamers legally obligated to mention when someone uses a prime sub specifically or do they all just do that for fun?
I love WoW but as someone who has never used combat add-ons and did just fine, the cooldown manager and boss icons and status bars and everything is complete information overload
January 27, 2026 at 12:35 PM
I love WoW but as someone who has never used combat add-ons and did just fine, the cooldown manager and boss icons and status bars and everything is complete information overload
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January 15, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Me helping my allies in Crusader Kings 3
BREAKING: The UK is sending a single military officer to Greenland at the request of Denmark to participate in a multi-nation exercise
January 15, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Me helping my allies in Crusader Kings 3
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when I stumble across an alt and immediately know who it is:
January 15, 2026 at 3:21 AM
when I stumble across an alt and immediately know who it is:
The Percy Jackson show is so fucking good I need all five seasons NOW
January 8, 2026 at 8:08 PM
The Percy Jackson show is so fucking good I need all five seasons NOW
I'm gonna go witness a miracle, enjoy your indoor cigarette
January 4, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I'm gonna go witness a miracle, enjoy your indoor cigarette
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it’s that time of the week again!
January 1, 2026 at 3:50 PM
it’s that time of the week again!
I did a good job at social interaction today :)
December 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I did a good job at social interaction today :)
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i feel sick in the head
December 27, 2025 at 2:43 AM
i feel sick in the head
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Today is their day
December 25, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Today is their day
I've been Avatar-pilled yet again
December 24, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I've been Avatar-pilled yet again
My bf put on Rosalia and it took me several minutes to figure out we were not listening to some unreleased song from Wicked of Ariana Grande reading from the grimmerie
December 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
My bf put on Rosalia and it took me several minutes to figure out we were not listening to some unreleased song from Wicked of Ariana Grande reading from the grimmerie
I'm back in London 💂
December 23, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I'm back in London 💂