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Candied YAMLs
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shit code writer. synth appreciator. soccer sicko.
This post post almost gave me my first anxiety attack
startin my 48 hour turkey brine
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
i want to thank the local @axios.com newsletter team for putting in the section about pie ordering data and how utah loves "cream pies," because it gave me the opportunity to read the article to my wife and say "cream pie" in a way that made her blush and giggle
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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One of my favorite movies of all time, no notes, could never get made/released today. What a cast, score by Joe Strummer, incredible soundtrack, written by a guy who worked at Big Lots.
Share a ‘90s movie that you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Share a ‘90s movie that you think deserves more love
November 25, 2025 at 4:26 AM
this album has had my spotify completely locked down for the last few days
open.spotify.com/album/3xxkjx...
From The Pyre
open.spotify.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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say what you like about the state of liverpool football club, but at least they're not fielding a little homophobe who slaps his own teammates
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I hate these nba cup courts. Loathe, even
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
"Unhand me, you vagabond" had me in stitches. gonna rent this special tonight
It's Friday! Have a laugh on me and go watch my comedy special

Cerrome Russell: Son of Sumter available streaming now!
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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A great assessment of where things stand at RSL. Rudderless and without a clear vision. My only quibble is that I think Mastroeni is an average coach because he does not have clear tactical acumen and it's possible to find a coach who can do both.
Kiiiinda had a go at RSL here, but I don't think this is wrong.
tacticsfreezone.substack.com/p/offseason-...
November 20, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Kiiiinda had a go at RSL here, but I don't think this is wrong.
tacticsfreezone.substack.com/p/offseason-...
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Not playing this year. I’m gonna blow the whole block
November 16, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Man the Jazz broadcast is having issues and thats an understatement
November 14, 2025 at 3:07 AM
One thing I’ll always remember about Kevin Love is that man can pass a basketball
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Camera operator sits right next to me and his face was pure exasperation when this parachute fan gift landed on his cable…but he masterfully resolved the situation
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
It is I, the meteorology understander, here are my strong takes about the proposed MLS schedule:
November 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Who else up in the middle of the night thinking "damn the billionaire pedophile club emailed their friends a LOT more often than I do. I should see how Tim's doing, maybe send Dan a meme or something"
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Nasty
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
As we say in America, ball don’t lie
November 9, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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There isn't a single goddamn chocolate brownie alive that wouldn't be made better with nuts
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
the article is whatever, but the game in the graphic is my current obsession. i've been playing since the pre-release opened up and i still do not understand most of the mechanics, but it is beautiful and really engaging
November 7, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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no chief o'brien? i'm out. the disrespect non-commissioned starfleet officers face is one of the uglier sides of federation service
November 6, 2025 at 2:17 PM