Bobby 📐™
@bobbyisosceles.bsky.social
Socrates was wrong. The unexamined life is metal AF.
Don't follow me unless you know me from the old days.
Don't follow me unless you know me from the old days.
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Bobby 📐™
@bobbyisosceles.bsky.social
· Mar 28
The sport of hog calling was not derived from or adapted from any other sport. It's literally soooeeeeey generis.
[O'Brien and Bashir together]
Kill Worf. Kill Worf.
Kill Worf. Kill Worf.
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
[O'Brien and Bashir together]
Kill Worf. Kill Worf.
Kill Worf. Kill Worf.
Sam Altman is an idiot.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Sam Altman is an idiot.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene: "It's easy for me to say a prayer for him and forgive him. But the part that I have had a very hard time with is the fact that he called me a traitor, and because of his words, that brought serious threats against myself and my family."
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "It's easy for me to say a prayer for him and forgive him. But the part that I have had a very hard time with is the fact that he called me a traitor, and because of his words, that brought serious threats against myself and my family."
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December 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Nobody treats the Republican base with more contempt or counts on them being stupid more than Republicans
Karoline Leavitt lies with impunity on Fox & Friends: "Don't forget -- a year ago, President Trump inherited the worst inflation crisis in modern American history from the Biden administration."
December 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Nobody treats the Republican base with more contempt or counts on them being stupid more than Republicans
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Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
December 9, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Rand Paul on his healthcare plan: "What if you could join Costco? Costco has 44m members and if one person negotiated for all 44 and they bought a group plan like Toyota or General Motors does, they would be the largest collective entity in the country. They would drive prices down by sheer might."
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That little-known Judy Blume book set in the Hyborian Age. #WhatIsBestInLife?
December 8, 2025 at 7:57 PM
That little-known Judy Blume book set in the Hyborian Age. #WhatIsBestInLife?
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It’s interesting how Seven was angry and passive aggressive for a chunk of PIC S3, but she isn’t called emotional like Burnham.
Both characters have emotional reactions to situations that are understandable, but as a society we see crying as weakness.
Both characters have emotional reactions to situations that are understandable, but as a society we see crying as weakness.
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
It’s interesting how Seven was angry and passive aggressive for a chunk of PIC S3, but she isn’t called emotional like Burnham.
Both characters have emotional reactions to situations that are understandable, but as a society we see crying as weakness.
Both characters have emotional reactions to situations that are understandable, but as a society we see crying as weakness.
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Coconut has hair and produces milk
Coconut is a mammal
Coconut is a mammal
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Coconut has hair and produces milk
Coconut is a mammal
Coconut is a mammal
He sounds hinged. Totally normal.
Trump demands an apology from CBS (or else!) says, "The only reason Marjorie 'Traitor' Brown (Green turns Brown under stress!) went BAD is that she was JILTED by the President of the United States (Certainly not the first time she has been jilted!)."
December 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
He sounds hinged. Totally normal.
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The president who watched Jan. 6 violence on TV and responded to Kevin McCarthy's desperate call from inside the Capitol with "well, Kevin, I guess these people are more upset about the election than you" doesn't think death threats against anyone even a little in his way is a bad thing?
Huh.
Huh.
Marjorie Taylor Greene claims she shared with Trump death threat she received that he incited, and his response was "extremely unkind"
December 8, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The president who watched Jan. 6 violence on TV and responded to Kevin McCarthy's desperate call from inside the Capitol with "well, Kevin, I guess these people are more upset about the election than you" doesn't think death threats against anyone even a little in his way is a bad thing?
Huh.
Huh.
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Tr*mp started his career in the public eye by pretending to fire people from fake jobs. Now he’s worked his way up to being in charge of an administration that has murdered* at least 86 people. What do you think is next?
*It’s not a war crime, since we’re not at war. It’s just murder.
*It’s not a war crime, since we’re not at war. It’s just murder.
December 6, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Tr*mp started his career in the public eye by pretending to fire people from fake jobs. Now he’s worked his way up to being in charge of an administration that has murdered* at least 86 people. What do you think is next?
*It’s not a war crime, since we’re not at war. It’s just murder.
*It’s not a war crime, since we’re not at war. It’s just murder.
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Florida's Alligator Alcatraz detains migrants in a tiny outdoor cage, chaining them down amid blistering heat and bugs for hours, per Amnesty's damning report deeming it outright torture. #HumanRights
December 6, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Florida's Alligator Alcatraz detains migrants in a tiny outdoor cage, chaining them down amid blistering heat and bugs for hours, per Amnesty's damning report deeming it outright torture. #HumanRights
Look I liked Matt Frewer as Max Headroom and Berlinghoff Rasmussen, but every time he tries to do an accent (The Librarians, Eureka) it's horrible.
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Look I liked Matt Frewer as Max Headroom and Berlinghoff Rasmussen, but every time he tries to do an accent (The Librarians, Eureka) it's horrible.
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Mark Kelly: “Jobs are down. Wages are flat. Costs are up & this President is asleep — Like literally, he’s falling asleep on the job. It’s hurting the American people — He’s doing nothing to try to help people with the cost of groceries, rent, & healthcare”
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Mark Kelly: “Jobs are down. Wages are flat. Costs are up & this President is asleep — Like literally, he’s falling asleep on the job. It’s hurting the American people — He’s doing nothing to try to help people with the cost of groceries, rent, & healthcare”
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This is an excellent read. The more you know. #Science 🧪
“… we were advancing toward elimination of hepatitis B in the United States,” says Ward “I am deeply concerned that if the ACIP rescinds this policy, they’re going to contribute to the spread of hepatitis B rather than its elimination.”
“… we were advancing toward elimination of hepatitis B in the United States,” says Ward “I am deeply concerned that if the ACIP rescinds this policy, they’re going to contribute to the spread of hepatitis B rather than its elimination.”
Hepatitis B vaccine guidance set to be rolled back for US babies: what the science says
A panel of US vaccine advisers voted to rescind a recommendation that all newborns should receive a hepatitis B vaccine at birth.
www.nature.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 PM
This is an excellent read. The more you know. #Science 🧪
“… we were advancing toward elimination of hepatitis B in the United States,” says Ward “I am deeply concerned that if the ACIP rescinds this policy, they’re going to contribute to the spread of hepatitis B rather than its elimination.”
“… we were advancing toward elimination of hepatitis B in the United States,” says Ward “I am deeply concerned that if the ACIP rescinds this policy, they’re going to contribute to the spread of hepatitis B rather than its elimination.”
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I’ve been nominated for the FIFA prize for literature, oh wait, I just found out I won. Imaginary prizes are it turns out, very easy to win.
December 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I’ve been nominated for the FIFA prize for literature, oh wait, I just found out I won. Imaginary prizes are it turns out, very easy to win.
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BREAKING: A federal judge ordered the unsealing of grand jury transcripts from the abandoned Jeffrey Epstein investigation in Florida. You know.
The one when Pam Bondi was Attorney General for Florida? The one that Alexander Acosta resigned as Labor Secretary over? That one. 🍿
The one when Pam Bondi was Attorney General for Florida? The one that Alexander Acosta resigned as Labor Secretary over? That one. 🍿
December 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
BREAKING: A federal judge ordered the unsealing of grand jury transcripts from the abandoned Jeffrey Epstein investigation in Florida. You know.
The one when Pam Bondi was Attorney General for Florida? The one that Alexander Acosta resigned as Labor Secretary over? That one. 🍿
The one when Pam Bondi was Attorney General for Florida? The one that Alexander Acosta resigned as Labor Secretary over? That one. 🍿
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Forgot to forward this information from earlier today:
I am delighted to inform you that we have concluded negotiations…for the right to translate your book 1177 B.C. into Hungarian.
I am delighted to inform you that we have concluded negotiations…for the right to translate your book 1177 B.C. into Hungarian.
December 6, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Forgot to forward this information from earlier today:
I am delighted to inform you that we have concluded negotiations…for the right to translate your book 1177 B.C. into Hungarian.
I am delighted to inform you that we have concluded negotiations…for the right to translate your book 1177 B.C. into Hungarian.
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'I can't believe they turned Star Trek into a teen drama, it's gotten so far from what made it good, wah wah wah'
Meanwhile Star Trek in 1993:
Meanwhile Star Trek in 1993:
December 5, 2025 at 9:47 AM
'I can't believe they turned Star Trek into a teen drama, it's gotten so far from what made it good, wah wah wah'
Meanwhile Star Trek in 1993:
Meanwhile Star Trek in 1993:
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I’ve never seen the two of them together in the same room before. Just say’n.
December 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I’ve never seen the two of them together in the same room before. Just say’n.
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Pollster: Trump's net approval rating among voters under the age of 30 is going into a deep, dark black hole. Look at that, -46. That is a shift on the net approval of 56 points in the wrong direction since February. We almost never see drops this big, this quickly.
December 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Pollster: Trump's net approval rating among voters under the age of 30 is going into a deep, dark black hole. Look at that, -46. That is a shift on the net approval of 56 points in the wrong direction since February. We almost never see drops this big, this quickly.
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Todd Blanche is now warning lawyers who criticize Trump's Justice Department:
The DOJ's No. 2 official suggested that lawyers might have a harder time winning lenient treatment for corporate clients if they've publicly accused the Trump administration of being lax on white-collar crime.
The DOJ's No. 2 official suggested that lawyers might have a harder time winning lenient treatment for corporate clients if they've publicly accused the Trump administration of being lax on white-collar crime.
Blanche warns lawyers who criticize Justice Department
DOJ’s No. 2 official said says prosecutors see "inconsistency" in attorneys’ private pleas and public commentary.
www.politico.com
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Todd Blanche is now warning lawyers who criticize Trump's Justice Department:
The DOJ's No. 2 official suggested that lawyers might have a harder time winning lenient treatment for corporate clients if they've publicly accused the Trump administration of being lax on white-collar crime.
The DOJ's No. 2 official suggested that lawyers might have a harder time winning lenient treatment for corporate clients if they've publicly accused the Trump administration of being lax on white-collar crime.