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🎶 I only have bhole eyes, for youuuuuuuuuuuu🎶
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Oh shit, almost forgot if you're not doing shit tomorrow:

Turn Off Your Alarms
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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Folks, my year is made
November 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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6 in a row
November 27, 2025 at 2:51 AM
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 AM
*beep*
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
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8-2 IN THE LAST 10
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800TH WIN FOR SPO
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TOP 5 IN THE LEAGUE
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Dan.....
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COCKY HEAT FAN.....
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IS BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
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November 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Did Royal Farms just call me he n-word?
November 26, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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I only eat eggs Benepussy
November 26, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Ah, the Wizards. Where players go to collect a check and never be relevant again
C.J. McCollum tied the Wizards’ franchise record for most 3-pointers made in a game, matching Trevor Ariza’s 10 triples on Feb. 12, 2014...

(via @statitudes.com)
#NBA
November 26, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Mmmmmm… delicious.

Yeah, I said it.
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I want this for us so bad
Breaking:

BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.
November 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Nothing beats a warm, fresh cream pie

NOTHING
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 9:17 PM
This administration really is Bizarro The Office
🚨BREAKING: The FBI has requested interviews with a group of Democratic lawmakers who reminded U.S. military and intelligence service members in a video last week that they are obligated to refuse illegal orders. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
FBI Investigating Dems Who Warned Military of Unlawful Orders
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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A healthcare system where we hope someone wants our autograph
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Bam doesn't even hide how elated he is to FINALLY have an actual frontcourt player next to him instead of an array of 6'5" guys while he tries to guard 4 players, box out, and get every rebound
November 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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“We got nothin to do with Enron, AT ALL!”
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Tarasov is a Panther. 😼
November 25, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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🖐️
November 25, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Gonna watch this on loop for the entire first intermission.
SPEED 💨

The /FlaPanthers score just 11 seconds into the game!
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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OK. OK. OK.

I'm not saying you have to agree. But when you adjust for era...
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...
November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The dumbest list
Over the past 25 years, some of the NBA's biggest stories have come off the court.

So here's how our NBA staff ranked the 10 most impactful off-court stories of the 21st century.

Do you agree with our list?
November 24, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Earlier on the expedition we found the most beautiful flower, and here, my friends, is the biggest: Rafflesia arnoldi seen in full bloom today in the Sumatran jungle. This is the largest flower on earth and one of the greatest wonders of the natural world.
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Damn. RIP.
November 24, 2025 at 12:06 PM