Bonnie
@bonsnots.bsky.social
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Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
February 9, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this
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There is simply no moral argument for allowing war criminals to compete at the Olympics.
February 8, 2026 at 1:32 PM
There is simply no moral argument for allowing war criminals to compete at the Olympics.
Today I am mostly enjoying Stumble, a cheerleading mockumentary starring the inventor of steak nuggets, Jenn Lyon www.pajiba.com/tv_reviews/s...
'Stumble' Is the Best Broadcast Network Comedy of the Year
www.pajiba.com
February 8, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Today I am mostly enjoying Stumble, a cheerleading mockumentary starring the inventor of steak nuggets, Jenn Lyon www.pajiba.com/tv_reviews/s...
It is hilarious every time someone like Leeming says “badly behaved brats can gtf” and a bunch of middle class people are like “how dare she talk about MY child”.
February 8, 2026 at 8:49 AM
It is hilarious every time someone like Leeming says “badly behaved brats can gtf” and a bunch of middle class people are like “how dare she talk about MY child”.
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February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKIN ‘ELL
Mark Kermode reviews Melania
YouTube video by Kermode and Mayo's Take
youtu.be
February 5, 2026 at 7:01 PM
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKIN ‘ELL
My favourite season of Schitt’s Creek might be 4 because David and Patrick falling in love is the best…but season 5 does have ”A Little Bit Alexis” so it’s a tough choice.
February 5, 2026 at 3:40 PM
My favourite season of Schitt’s Creek might be 4 because David and Patrick falling in love is the best…but season 5 does have ”A Little Bit Alexis” so it’s a tough choice.
If you are in self-employed One Login hell, the way Lee fixed his after a week of it not verifying his ID and no help from the companies house/gov uk contact lines was just deleting the account and putting all the same stuff through again.
February 5, 2026 at 10:27 AM
If you are in self-employed One Login hell, the way Lee fixed his after a week of it not verifying his ID and no help from the companies house/gov uk contact lines was just deleting the account and putting all the same stuff through again.
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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in 2026, let's bring back the concept of "selling out" and once again make it contemptible
February 3, 2026 at 7:05 PM
in 2026, let's bring back the concept of "selling out" and once again make it contemptible
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Just to reiterate, I literally remember as a preteen hearing jokes about Peter Mandelson on HIGNFY and in Private Eye which were based on the shared assumption that you knew he was corrupt. I am 42 years old.
‘How could we have possibly known’ is a very embarrassing thing to say here.
‘How could we have possibly known’ is a very embarrassing thing to say here.
I think everyone knew just fine that Peter was a real piece of work, and they have certainly known he was mobbed up with Epstein since mid-2019. The lads wouldn’t have known the exact details but come on, I think we could guess, couldn’t we.
February 3, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Just to reiterate, I literally remember as a preteen hearing jokes about Peter Mandelson on HIGNFY and in Private Eye which were based on the shared assumption that you knew he was corrupt. I am 42 years old.
‘How could we have possibly known’ is a very embarrassing thing to say here.
‘How could we have possibly known’ is a very embarrassing thing to say here.
Wonder Man is basically what if Psyduck was a hot guy.
February 3, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Wonder Man is basically what if Psyduck was a hot guy.
I can describe my age as “I saw the song title ‘Manchild’ and thought of Neneh Cherry, not Sabrina Carpenter”.
February 3, 2026 at 5:21 PM
I can describe my age as “I saw the song title ‘Manchild’ and thought of Neneh Cherry, not Sabrina Carpenter”.
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February 3, 2026 at 1:21 PM
Due to going into a random little hairdresser’s salon in a shopping precinct and asking for a simple bob, I shall be pretending the back of my head doesn’t exist for the next few months. Apparently “just evening out the back“ means “let’s get you looking like you complain in restaurants” 💀
January 31, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Due to going into a random little hairdresser’s salon in a shopping precinct and asking for a simple bob, I shall be pretending the back of my head doesn’t exist for the next few months. Apparently “just evening out the back“ means “let’s get you looking like you complain in restaurants” 💀
And celebrities who aren’t dicks
Losing Diane Keaton and Rob Reiner and Catherine O'Hara in quick succession is a pretty big blow for people who enjoy elementary things such as "laughter" and "joy"
January 31, 2026 at 9:09 AM
And celebrities who aren’t dicks
Noooooooo
Catherine O'Hara, the actor who starred as Kate McCallister in “Home Alone,” has died at 71, TMZ reports
Catherine O'Hara Dead at 71
Catherine O'Hara -- famous for her work in "Schitt's Creek," "Home Alone," and "Best In Show" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.
www.tmz.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Noooooooo
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The arrests of Don Lemon and Georgia Fort, plus the New York Times story about using facial recognition to take away PreCheck and Global Entry from observers, reveals how closely linked these two missions are. There is no separating ICE’s twin missions of ethnic cleansing and ideological terror.
January 30, 2026 at 1:53 PM
The arrests of Don Lemon and Georgia Fort, plus the New York Times story about using facial recognition to take away PreCheck and Global Entry from observers, reveals how closely linked these two missions are. There is no separating ICE’s twin missions of ethnic cleansing and ideological terror.
Just used some pseudo-science machine at the gym that told me my skeleton weighs 3kg.
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Just used some pseudo-science machine at the gym that told me my skeleton weighs 3kg.
Forgot how much I hate soy milk until I put some in my tea while gabbing too much with the waitress.
a man in a suit and tie is drinking tea from a cup with his mouth open .
Alt: Benedict Cumberbatch drinking tea in Parade's End, subtitle says "drinks tea angrily"
media.tenor.com
January 29, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Forgot how much I hate soy milk until I put some in my tea while gabbing too much with the waitress.
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I know attention is on the US/Greenland, and it’s hard to get proper news from Iran, but this from @christinalamb.bsky.social estimates at least 16,000 people have been killed and over 300,000 injured. Many (most?) victims are thought to be under the age of 30
www.thetimes.com/article/01ba...
www.thetimes.com/article/01ba...
Iran report says 16,500 dead in ‘genocide under digital darkness’
Witnesses tell of the brutality inflicted on those taking part in anti-regime protests
www.thetimes.com
January 18, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I know attention is on the US/Greenland, and it’s hard to get proper news from Iran, but this from @christinalamb.bsky.social estimates at least 16,000 people have been killed and over 300,000 injured. Many (most?) victims are thought to be under the age of 30
www.thetimes.com/article/01ba...
www.thetimes.com/article/01ba...
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im sorry but shouldn't AI companies be funding this fuckery? why is taxpayer money being used to help people use something that is supposed to be intelligent? If i need training to use it its not fucking intelligent is it
January 28, 2026 at 10:20 AM
im sorry but shouldn't AI companies be funding this fuckery? why is taxpayer money being used to help people use something that is supposed to be intelligent? If i need training to use it its not fucking intelligent is it
Ilhan Omar fully ready to knock that cunt out before even dealing with what he might have sprayed on her? That's the image I'll be taking into the day.
January 28, 2026 at 9:56 AM
Ilhan Omar fully ready to knock that cunt out before even dealing with what he might have sprayed on her? That's the image I'll be taking into the day.
Veggie haggis remains lush.
January 25, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Veggie haggis remains lush.
Would the English Green Party be interested in standing an MP in Falkirk at the next GE? That’d be nice for me.
January 25, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Would the English Green Party be interested in standing an MP in Falkirk at the next GE? That’d be nice for me.