Boobdylan
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Boobdylan
@boobdylan.bsky.social
· Aug 18
Anytime i listen to Ween while driving im like “man i sure hope i dont get in a horrible car accident and have to call 911 while Bananas and Blow is playing”
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I cant make this shit up
February 5, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I cant make this shit up
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if you are half-squished underneath a steam roller please do not yell at the steam roller operator. you might hurt his feelings
February 3, 2026 at 5:21 PM
if you are half-squished underneath a steam roller please do not yell at the steam roller operator. you might hurt his feelings
Im so scared of fake boobs why do they have to look so hard ):
February 2, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Im so scared of fake boobs why do they have to look so hard ):
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Rolling out the one that says “are you mad at me.”
January 30, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Rolling out the one that says “are you mad at me.”
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All grocery delivery apps in New York City (including Instacart) must now pay workers at least $21.44/hr.
That number does not include tips.
Companies must also provide workers with annual increases adjusted for inflation.
That number does not include tips.
Companies must also provide workers with annual increases adjusted for inflation.
January 27, 2026 at 2:34 PM
All grocery delivery apps in New York City (including Instacart) must now pay workers at least $21.44/hr.
That number does not include tips.
Companies must also provide workers with annual increases adjusted for inflation.
That number does not include tips.
Companies must also provide workers with annual increases adjusted for inflation.
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Bowling alleys are so cool I wish more restaurants made you change your shoes
January 25, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Bowling alleys are so cool I wish more restaurants made you change your shoes
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Yesterday, I drove refugees that had been shipped off to Texas all the way back home to St. Paul
Seeing them reunite with their families reminded me this is their home.
So keep sending them to Texas. I’ll keep driving ‘em back and introducing them to Bucc-ee’s and KC barbecue along the way.
Seeing them reunite with their families reminded me this is their home.
So keep sending them to Texas. I’ll keep driving ‘em back and introducing them to Bucc-ee’s and KC barbecue along the way.
January 22, 2026 at 4:28 PM
Yesterday, I drove refugees that had been shipped off to Texas all the way back home to St. Paul
Seeing them reunite with their families reminded me this is their home.
So keep sending them to Texas. I’ll keep driving ‘em back and introducing them to Bucc-ee’s and KC barbecue along the way.
Seeing them reunite with their families reminded me this is their home.
So keep sending them to Texas. I’ll keep driving ‘em back and introducing them to Bucc-ee’s and KC barbecue along the way.
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there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin
January 21, 2026 at 5:37 AM
there are plenty of reasons Air Force One would suddenly turn around. for example, they may have forgotten Kevin
Decorated the studio
January 19, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Decorated the studio
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i was talking with someone in the twin cities about how it’s not even accurate to call them protesters. they’re literally just people protecting their city from TERRORISTS.
Every time the Trump regime uses the words "funded protesters" and "outside agitators" news outlets need to cut to this photo from last week.
ICE has invaded these communities. Outside agitators don't show up in their fucking bathrobes.
ICE has invaded these communities. Outside agitators don't show up in their fucking bathrobes.
January 18, 2026 at 4:39 PM
i was talking with someone in the twin cities about how it’s not even accurate to call them protesters. they’re literally just people protecting their city from TERRORISTS.
The good ol “its a pandemic how much worse could things get”
January 16, 2026 at 12:34 AM
The good ol “its a pandemic how much worse could things get”
Why does robin Williams kick and throw the flubber when it is clearly sentient
January 15, 2026 at 2:04 AM
Why does robin Williams kick and throw the flubber when it is clearly sentient
Im violently high and my opinions must be heard
January 15, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Im violently high and my opinions must be heard
Do you think that jd vance’s highschool grad class has their reunions and doesnt tell him
January 15, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Do you think that jd vance’s highschool grad class has their reunions and doesnt tell him
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Dog, look at how many times this gallery has been painted black and then white and then black and then white
January 9, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Dog, look at how many times this gallery has been painted black and then white and then black and then white
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First poop of 2026 (-:
January 9, 2026 at 3:47 PM
First poop of 2026 (-:
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I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
January 3, 2026 at 9:13 AM
I feel like I haven’t even been properly lied to about the purposes of this war
Being an artist is hard ):
December 31, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Being an artist is hard ):
Why does she always look like kristen wiig playing bjork
December 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Why does she always look like kristen wiig playing bjork
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne