Brian Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers.
@brianmwise.bsky.social
Unabashedly blue in my politics. Profane in my wit (or half of it). Adept in the Way of Absolute Candor.
Pronouns aren't hard to learn.
Anti-assclown/troll/MAGAT curator of the #BlockTheseTwitteratwits list.
Living Among Clouds, Emerald City.
Always Ω
Pronouns aren't hard to learn.
Anti-assclown/troll/MAGAT curator of the #BlockTheseTwitteratwits list.
Living Among Clouds, Emerald City.
Always Ω
Pinned
I am saying farewell to a truly honored person who is loved by so many people in my life this week. Her gifts of love and compassion, humor, comfort, and grace have been a bedrock of the lives of so many of us.
We step into her room, and even as wasted and thin and exhausted as she is, she shines.
We step into her room, and even as wasted and thin and exhausted as she is, she shines.
NYTimes Breaking News: Donald Trump committed multiple acts of war crimes and illegal acts including usurping power of Congress and international law by invading Venezuela.
Here's why that's bad for Biden.
Here's why that's bad for Biden.
January 4, 2026 at 9:04 PM
NYTimes Breaking News: Donald Trump committed multiple acts of war crimes and illegal acts including usurping power of Congress and international law by invading Venezuela.
Here's why that's bad for Biden.
Here's why that's bad for Biden.
I just realized that the sheer volume of crazyass Nextdoor assholes in my neighborhood blaming Democrats for everything including fireworks and the new no turn on red signs is entirely due to a new assisted living facility focusing on dementia care.
So that's fun
So that's fun
January 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I just realized that the sheer volume of crazyass Nextdoor assholes in my neighborhood blaming Democrats for everything including fireworks and the new no turn on red signs is entirely due to a new assisted living facility focusing on dementia care.
So that's fun
So that's fun
The most openly corrupt are always the most blatant. Comer should have been broomed long ago and certainly long before he invested in Chinese cannabis companies.
Comer: "You're gonna see the Trump administration continue to freeze funds until Democrat governors do like what the Republican governors are doing: they're complying with the federal government, with the Trump administration."
January 4, 2026 at 5:56 PM
The most openly corrupt are always the most blatant. Comer should have been broomed long ago and certainly long before he invested in Chinese cannabis companies.
If these idiots don't have massive protection details and a ton of kidnapping insurance, I have questions about their life choices
And there ya have it…
Officials from top Wall Street firms will be traveling to Venezuela to investigate “investment prospects” of the country. “The trip will feature about 20 officials from the finance, energy and defense sectors.”
Officials from top Wall Street firms will be traveling to Venezuela to investigate “investment prospects” of the country. “The trip will feature about 20 officials from the finance, energy and defense sectors.”
Finance Industry Eyes Investment Opportunities in Venezuela
Some on Wall Street are already considering possible investment opportunities in Venezuela following the capture of Nicolás Maduro, according to Charles Myers, chairman of consulting firm Signum Globa...
www.wsj.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:54 PM
If these idiots don't have massive protection details and a ton of kidnapping insurance, I have questions about their life choices
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Hmmm.....
h/t @jimsciutto.bsky.social for digging this up.
h/t @jimsciutto.bsky.social for digging this up.
‘Russia Wanted Ukraine in Exchange for Venezuela’ – Diplomat Fiona Hill in Congress
In the spring of 2019, Russia sent hundreds of operators to Venezuela to support the regime of Nicolás Maduro, on whose resignation the United States insisted. In parallel, Moscow made it clear to Was...
hromadske.ua
January 4, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Hmmm.....
h/t @jimsciutto.bsky.social for digging this up.
h/t @jimsciutto.bsky.social for digging this up.
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We got word that he wanted to order publication, but Donelly & Richetti stopped him, so he made the Declaration instead.
They wanted Trump to take the fall for ordering ERA not be published.
Partisan politics.
Even so, the ERA is duly ratified & in effect. That’s why the 3/24/26 Hearing in Boston.
They wanted Trump to take the fall for ordering ERA not be published.
Partisan politics.
Even so, the ERA is duly ratified & in effect. That’s why the 3/24/26 Hearing in Boston.
January 4, 2026 at 5:18 PM
We got word that he wanted to order publication, but Donelly & Richetti stopped him, so he made the Declaration instead.
They wanted Trump to take the fall for ordering ERA not be published.
Partisan politics.
Even so, the ERA is duly ratified & in effect. That’s why the 3/24/26 Hearing in Boston.
They wanted Trump to take the fall for ordering ERA not be published.
Partisan politics.
Even so, the ERA is duly ratified & in effect. That’s why the 3/24/26 Hearing in Boston.
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As the NYT reported: “I have known Mr. Cicilia for over 25 years,” Mr. Rubio wrote on official stationery in 2002. “I recommend him for licensure without reservation.”
archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes....
archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes....
Marco Rubio Helped Brother-in-Law Get Real Estate License After Prison Release, Report Says
When Mr. Rubio was the majority whip of Florida’s House, he used his influence to help his brother-in-law get a real estate license after his release from prison, where he had been serving time for tr...
archive.nytimes.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
As the NYT reported: “I have known Mr. Cicilia for over 25 years,” Mr. Rubio wrote on official stationery in 2002. “I recommend him for licensure without reservation.”
archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes....
archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes....
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In the 1990s, Rubio's BIL, Orlando Cecilia, "played a significant role in the $75 million drug operation, right out of his home."
www.miaminewtimes.com/news/marco-r...
www.miaminewtimes.com/news/marco-r...
A Reminder That Marco Rubio's Brother-in-Law Was a Prolific Cocaine Trafficker
While Trump deports immigrants for old drug charges, Rubio's brother-in-law was the frontman of a drug trafficking operation.
www.miaminewtimes.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
In the 1990s, Rubio's BIL, Orlando Cecilia, "played a significant role in the $75 million drug operation, right out of his home."
www.miaminewtimes.com/news/marco-r...
www.miaminewtimes.com/news/marco-r...
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This Jack Smith deposition makes one thing abundantly clear:
If Donald Trump wasn’t re-elected, he’d be spending the rest of his life in prison.
And he should be.
If Donald Trump wasn’t re-elected, he’d be spending the rest of his life in prison.
And he should be.
January 1, 2026 at 12:45 AM
This Jack Smith deposition makes one thing abundantly clear:
If Donald Trump wasn’t re-elected, he’d be spending the rest of his life in prison.
And he should be.
If Donald Trump wasn’t re-elected, he’d be spending the rest of his life in prison.
And he should be.
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The aging pedophile who wants to be a king has kidnapped the leader of a sovereign nation without congressional approval.
If the United States had an opposition party, they would treat this as an illegitimate act and start impeachment proceedings immediately.
If the United States had an opposition party, they would treat this as an illegitimate act and start impeachment proceedings immediately.
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 PM
The aging pedophile who wants to be a king has kidnapped the leader of a sovereign nation without congressional approval.
If the United States had an opposition party, they would treat this as an illegitimate act and start impeachment proceedings immediately.
If the United States had an opposition party, they would treat this as an illegitimate act and start impeachment proceedings immediately.
Genuinely curious what would happen if Jan 6 happened against Trump, on Tuesday.
January 4, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Genuinely curious what would happen if Jan 6 happened against Trump, on Tuesday.
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JD Vance says we captured Maduro because of cocaine.
Does he seriously think Americans forgot that Trump just pardoned a former Honduran president convicted in the U.S. for flooding the country with over 400 tons of cocaine?
Does he seriously think Americans forgot that Trump just pardoned a former Honduran president convicted in the U.S. for flooding the country with over 400 tons of cocaine?
January 4, 2026 at 4:45 PM
JD Vance says we captured Maduro because of cocaine.
Does he seriously think Americans forgot that Trump just pardoned a former Honduran president convicted in the U.S. for flooding the country with over 400 tons of cocaine?
Does he seriously think Americans forgot that Trump just pardoned a former Honduran president convicted in the U.S. for flooding the country with over 400 tons of cocaine?
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Trump is the Putin of the Western hemisphere and should be treated as such including being prosecuted and personally sanctioned—along with his top officials. My article: deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/trump-shou...
Trump should not just be impeached—he must be prosecuted by the International Criminal Court!
Trump must be held accountable!
deanobeidallah.substack.com
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Trump is the Putin of the Western hemisphere and should be treated as such including being prosecuted and personally sanctioned—along with his top officials. My article: deanobeidallah.substack.com/p/trump-shou...
I'm not celebrating America kidnapping a literal foreign head of state and bringing him to America to stand trial when Trump hasn't been arrested for every single fucking thing he's done that's illegal
January 4, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I'm not celebrating America kidnapping a literal foreign head of state and bringing him to America to stand trial when Trump hasn't been arrested for every single fucking thing he's done that's illegal
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Sen. Chris Murphy: "Donald Trump's entire foreign policy is corrupt. Russia, the Middle East, and now Venezuela is all about making money for his friends. Wall Street and the oil industry can make a lot of money off of Venezuela if they run it."
January 4, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Sen. Chris Murphy: "Donald Trump's entire foreign policy is corrupt. Russia, the Middle East, and now Venezuela is all about making money for his friends. Wall Street and the oil industry can make a lot of money off of Venezuela if they run it."
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So let me get this straight...
The president of Venezuela got arrested before anyone in the Epstein files?
The president of Venezuela got arrested before anyone in the Epstein files?
January 3, 2026 at 11:05 PM
So let me get this straight...
The president of Venezuela got arrested before anyone in the Epstein files?
The president of Venezuela got arrested before anyone in the Epstein files?
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He hasn't bankrupted anything in a while, though the jury's still out on what DOGE has done to the federal agencies they looted and sabotaged. When the tariffs hit this year, it's going to be a bloodbath.
January 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
He hasn't bankrupted anything in a while, though the jury's still out on what DOGE has done to the federal agencies they looted and sabotaged. When the tariffs hit this year, it's going to be a bloodbath.
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I want to remind everyone that the US has sanctioned members of the International Criminal Court for going through a formal legal process to identify international leaders who engaged in war crimes, making them vulnerable to arrest.
STEPHANOPOULOS: Why wasn't congressional authorization necessary?
RUBIO: It wasn't necessary because this was not an invasion. We didn't occupy a country. This was an arrest operation.
RUBIO: It wasn't necessary because this was not an invasion. We didn't occupy a country. This was an arrest operation.
January 4, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I want to remind everyone that the US has sanctioned members of the International Criminal Court for going through a formal legal process to identify international leaders who engaged in war crimes, making them vulnerable to arrest.
Don't forget:
Schumer is as culpable as any other political figure who let Trump get to this point.
History has its eye on you, and it will be unkind to every sycophantic "got mine" asshole in American politics.
Schumer is as culpable as any other political figure who let Trump get to this point.
History has its eye on you, and it will be unkind to every sycophantic "got mine" asshole in American politics.
January 4, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Don't forget:
Schumer is as culpable as any other political figure who let Trump get to this point.
History has its eye on you, and it will be unkind to every sycophantic "got mine" asshole in American politics.
Schumer is as culpable as any other political figure who let Trump get to this point.
History has its eye on you, and it will be unkind to every sycophantic "got mine" asshole in American politics.
If having a shitty president was the excuse someone needed to come in and take over the country Trump should have been in the Hague in 2017
January 4, 2026 at 4:49 PM
If having a shitty president was the excuse someone needed to come in and take over the country Trump should have been in the Hague in 2017
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BREAKING: Hearing reports of explosions in Caracas, Venezuela. Source with family on the ground says people advising each other to shelter in place.
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 AM
God
Fucking
Dammit
Fucking
Dammit
Humans: Wow, my dog's paws smell like Fritos!
Dog: Oh god, you don't want to know what my human's breath smells like
Dog: Oh god, you don't want to know what my human's breath smells like
January 3, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Humans: Wow, my dog's paws smell like Fritos!
Dog: Oh god, you don't want to know what my human's breath smells like
Dog: Oh god, you don't want to know what my human's breath smells like