Brian Wise: Snarkasaurus Rex. Ω, MFers.
@brianmwise.bsky.social
Unabashedly blue in my politics. Profane in my wit (or half of it). Adept in the Way of Absolute Candor.
Pronouns aren't hard to learn.
Anti-assclown/troll/MAGAT curator of the #BlockTheseTwitteratwits list.
Living Among Clouds, Emerald City.
Always Ω
Pronouns aren't hard to learn.
Anti-assclown/troll/MAGAT curator of the #BlockTheseTwitteratwits list.
Living Among Clouds, Emerald City.
Always Ω
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I am saying farewell to a truly honored person who is loved by so many people in my life this week. Her gifts of love and compassion, humor, comfort, and grace have been a bedrock of the lives of so many of us.
We step into her room, and even as wasted and thin and exhausted as she is, she shines.
We step into her room, and even as wasted and thin and exhausted as she is, she shines.
God
Fucking
Dammit
Fucking
Dammit
BREAKING: Hearing reports of explosions in Caracas, Venezuela. Source with family on the ground says people advising each other to shelter in place.
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 AM
God
Fucking
Dammit
Fucking
Dammit
Humans: Wow, my dog's paws smell like Fritos!
Dog: Oh god, you don't want to know what my human's breath smells like
Dog: Oh god, you don't want to know what my human's breath smells like
January 3, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Humans: Wow, my dog's paws smell like Fritos!
Dog: Oh god, you don't want to know what my human's breath smells like
Dog: Oh god, you don't want to know what my human's breath smells like
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Here is the 255-page Jack Smith deposition transcript.
The House Judiciary Committee just released it.
Don't let it get buried and obscured with all the bs news Trump and his thugs are going to flood us with.
The House Judiciary Committee just released it.
Don't let it get buried and obscured with all the bs news Trump and his thugs are going to flood us with.
judiciary.house.gov
December 31, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Here is the 255-page Jack Smith deposition transcript.
The House Judiciary Committee just released it.
Don't let it get buried and obscured with all the bs news Trump and his thugs are going to flood us with.
The House Judiciary Committee just released it.
Don't let it get buried and obscured with all the bs news Trump and his thugs are going to flood us with.
Hey, Donald Trump?
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
January 1, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Hey, Donald Trump?
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Happy new year, fuckface. We'll be pissing on the headstones soon enough.
a cartoon of simpsons characters standing in front of a cemetery
ALT: a cartoon of simpsons characters standing in front of a cemetery
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 8:21 AM
Happy new year, fuckface. We'll be pissing on the headstones soon enough.
Goodbye, 2025.
a dumpster is on fire with the caption " this little light of mine i 'm gonna let it shine ... "
ALT: a dumpster is on fire with the caption " this little light of mine i 'm gonna let it shine ... "
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 7:59 AM
Goodbye, 2025.
I have two and a half hours left to 2026.
I assure you that my expectations are low.
Very, very low.
Because they were set by 2025.
I assure you that my expectations are low.
Very, very low.
Because they were set by 2025.
January 1, 2026 at 5:38 AM
I have two and a half hours left to 2026.
I assure you that my expectations are low.
Very, very low.
Because they were set by 2025.
I assure you that my expectations are low.
Very, very low.
Because they were set by 2025.
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Respect Charlie Kirk's Wishes.
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
September 11, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Respect Charlie Kirk's Wishes.
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!
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Donald Trump is a felon.
Donald Trump is a rapist.
Donald Trump is a grifter.
Donald Trump is directly responsible for the violence, deaths, & terror that occurred on Jan. 6, 2021.
Impeach. Remove. Convict.
Donald Trump is a rapist.
Donald Trump is a grifter.
Donald Trump is directly responsible for the violence, deaths, & terror that occurred on Jan. 6, 2021.
Impeach. Remove. Convict.
December 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Donald Trump is a felon.
Donald Trump is a rapist.
Donald Trump is a grifter.
Donald Trump is directly responsible for the violence, deaths, & terror that occurred on Jan. 6, 2021.
Impeach. Remove. Convict.
Donald Trump is a rapist.
Donald Trump is a grifter.
Donald Trump is directly responsible for the violence, deaths, & terror that occurred on Jan. 6, 2021.
Impeach. Remove. Convict.
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Wanna read Jack Smith's deposition transcript? The House Judiciary Committee has just released it. Here's all 255 pages.
judiciary.house.gov
December 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Wanna read Jack Smith's deposition transcript? The House Judiciary Committee has just released it. Here's all 255 pages.
I've been busy making tons of fun stuff that basically points out how shitty this shit is while grinning and trying not to show how hard I'm grinding my teeth.
So yeah, looking forward to 2026. Because it might be worse. It might be better. But it sure as shit won't be 2025.
So yeah, looking forward to 2026. Because it might be worse. It might be better. But it sure as shit won't be 2025.
December 31, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I've been busy making tons of fun stuff that basically points out how shitty this shit is while grinning and trying not to show how hard I'm grinding my teeth.
So yeah, looking forward to 2026. Because it might be worse. It might be better. But it sure as shit won't be 2025.
So yeah, looking forward to 2026. Because it might be worse. It might be better. But it sure as shit won't be 2025.
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Not all heroes wear capes
December 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Not all heroes wear capes
Don't. Stop. Believing.
Hold on to that feeling.
Hold on to that feeling.
December 31, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Don't. Stop. Believing.
Hold on to that feeling.
Hold on to that feeling.
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Smith straight out of the gate making it explicitly clear that in BOTH of Trump’s federal criminal cases, there was “proof beyond a reasonable doubt” and that Smith’s team would have prevailed at trial.
December 31, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Smith straight out of the gate making it explicitly clear that in BOTH of Trump’s federal criminal cases, there was “proof beyond a reasonable doubt” and that Smith’s team would have prevailed at trial.
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Elon Musk promised a lot of things by 2025
- colonists arriving on Mars
- xAI achieving AGI
- Tesla robotaxis serving half the U.S.
- completely driverless robotaxis
- a Tesla Roadster demo
- DOGE cutting trillions
none of them happened
mashable.com/article/elon-mus...
- colonists arriving on Mars
- xAI achieving AGI
- Tesla robotaxis serving half the U.S.
- completely driverless robotaxis
- a Tesla Roadster demo
- DOGE cutting trillions
none of them happened
mashable.com/article/elon-mus...
Everything Elon Musk promised in 2025, but didn't deliver
Musk is now infamous for his false promises, but even this is excessive.
mashable.com
December 31, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Elon Musk promised a lot of things by 2025
- colonists arriving on Mars
- xAI achieving AGI
- Tesla robotaxis serving half the U.S.
- completely driverless robotaxis
- a Tesla Roadster demo
- DOGE cutting trillions
none of them happened
mashable.com/article/elon-mus...
- colonists arriving on Mars
- xAI achieving AGI
- Tesla robotaxis serving half the U.S.
- completely driverless robotaxis
- a Tesla Roadster demo
- DOGE cutting trillions
none of them happened
mashable.com/article/elon-mus...
Trump was a ridiculous buffoon, an incompetent moron, a man whose parents hated him, whose own father wished he would die in a plane crash, an inept businessman, a rapist, a pedophile, a felon, a man who would rape his own daughters, and wholly owned by the Russian Mafia.
Before he got dementia.
Before he got dementia.
December 31, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Trump was a ridiculous buffoon, an incompetent moron, a man whose parents hated him, whose own father wished he would die in a plane crash, an inept businessman, a rapist, a pedophile, a felon, a man who would rape his own daughters, and wholly owned by the Russian Mafia.
Before he got dementia.
Before he got dementia.
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Uniter
I don’t normally RePost my friends on X, but this message to Christian Nationalists deserves it
#DemVoice1 #Voices4Victory #ProudBlue #ResistanceUnited
I don’t normally RePost my friends on X, but this message to Christian Nationalists deserves it
#DemVoice1 #Voices4Victory #ProudBlue #ResistanceUnited
December 31, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Uniter
I don’t normally RePost my friends on X, but this message to Christian Nationalists deserves it
#DemVoice1 #Voices4Victory #ProudBlue #ResistanceUnited
I don’t normally RePost my friends on X, but this message to Christian Nationalists deserves it
#DemVoice1 #Voices4Victory #ProudBlue #ResistanceUnited
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🧐 Nice! bsky.app/profile/chri...
1/14/25 DOJ released special counsel Jack Smith’s 137-page report on Donald Trump's election interference case. If Trump had not won the election, he would have been found guilty.
December 31, 2025 at 7:05 PM
🧐 Nice! bsky.app/profile/chri...
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🚨 An admission from Trump that his FRIENDS are PEDOPHILES... and Trump doesn't want his PEDOPHILE friends, who violently RAPED young girls, to get hurt!
#TrumpPedoFiles
'My friends will get hurt': Trump blew up over threats to expose Epstein accomplices www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
#TrumpPedoFiles
'My friends will get hurt': Trump blew up over threats to expose Epstein accomplices www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
'My friends will get hurt': Trump blew up over threats to expose Epstein accomplices
Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) revealed new details about her split with President Donald Trump over the release of the Jeffrey Epstein files.The retiring Republican congresswoman spoke to the New...
www.rawstory.com
December 30, 2025 at 7:07 AM
🚨 An admission from Trump that his FRIENDS are PEDOPHILES... and Trump doesn't want his PEDOPHILE friends, who violently RAPED young girls, to get hurt!
#TrumpPedoFiles
'My friends will get hurt': Trump blew up over threats to expose Epstein accomplices www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
#TrumpPedoFiles
'My friends will get hurt': Trump blew up over threats to expose Epstein accomplices www.rawstory.com/jeffrey-epst...
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Veteran Epstein Reporter Julie K. Brown Says New Files Are ‘Worse’ Than Expected www.thedailybeast.com/veteran-epst...
Veteran Epstein Reporter Says New Files Are ‘Worse’ Than Expected
“It’s completely overwhelming,” journalist Julie K. Brown said.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 31, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Veteran Epstein Reporter Julie K. Brown Says New Files Are ‘Worse’ Than Expected www.thedailybeast.com/veteran-epst...
I'm coming to the conclusion that when history looks back at this time, it'll basically conclude that having carefully considered the selfish, destructive acts of the Boomer Generation, Gen X said "Fuck it, let's go twice as hard"
December 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I'm coming to the conclusion that when history looks back at this time, it'll basically conclude that having carefully considered the selfish, destructive acts of the Boomer Generation, Gen X said "Fuck it, let's go twice as hard"
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As I’ve said many times, it wouldn’t be surprising if the top #billionaire donors of convicted, rapist Trump’s campaign all happen to be on the #Epsteinlist and one easily assume it all bribe money to shut the fuck up and hire swamp Pam!
#JohnPaulson
Be best pedo.
Melania is looking for a new man
#JohnPaulson
Be best pedo.
Melania is looking for a new man
December 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
As I’ve said many times, it wouldn’t be surprising if the top #billionaire donors of convicted, rapist Trump’s campaign all happen to be on the #Epsteinlist and one easily assume it all bribe money to shut the fuck up and hire swamp Pam!
#JohnPaulson
Be best pedo.
Melania is looking for a new man
#JohnPaulson
Be best pedo.
Melania is looking for a new man
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NEW: A judge in the Kilmar Abrego case just UNSEALED a Dec 3rd order showing DOJ lied to the court when it said that Blanche's office didn't have anything to do with the decision to prosecute Mr. Abrego. 1/
December 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
NEW: A judge in the Kilmar Abrego case just UNSEALED a Dec 3rd order showing DOJ lied to the court when it said that Blanche's office didn't have anything to do with the decision to prosecute Mr. Abrego. 1/
I remember being in college and thinking "Shit I need to make food and all I have is cheese and sweet potatoes and these weird-ass pasta tubes and pasta sauce" and apparently now sweet potato manicotti is high cuisine worthy of Instagram.
December 30, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I remember being in college and thinking "Shit I need to make food and all I have is cheese and sweet potatoes and these weird-ass pasta tubes and pasta sauce" and apparently now sweet potato manicotti is high cuisine worthy of Instagram.