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Given how shit both the mainstream and ”independent” medias coverage is on anything Vic labor can you blame them?
Documents obtained by the ABC reveal the Victorian government has targeted dozens of social media influencers to promote the Metro Tunnel rail project.
Instagram influencers used to promote Metro Tunnel
Documents obtained by the ABC reveal the Victorian government has targeted dozens of social media influencers to promote the Metro Tunnel rail project.
www.abc.net.au
November 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Given how shit both the mainstream and ”independent” medias coverage is on anything Vic labor can you blame them?
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Seems like everyone discovered the internal railway abbreviation for Frankston today. (It's not new) #Melbourne
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Seems like everyone discovered the internal railway abbreviation for Frankston today. (It's not new) #Melbourne
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Twitter implemented a new feature last night that displayed the country an account is in. So many of the ‘America First’ accounts were from foreign countries that they had to disable the feature within hours. 🙄
November 22, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Twitter implemented a new feature last night that displayed the country an account is in. So many of the ‘America First’ accounts were from foreign countries that they had to disable the feature within hours. 🙄
Got meade redundant from a job and while unemployed got a call from someone looking to fill a position. Wasn't keen but got talked into it with "if you don't like it, leave with no hard feelings". ~17 years later still in the field.
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Got meade redundant from a job and while unemployed got a call from someone looking to fill a position. Wasn't keen but got talked into it with "if you don't like it, leave with no hard feelings". ~17 years later still in the field.
Never in doubt
November 22, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Never in doubt
I'll have whatever Super Hans is baking, thanks.
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I'll have whatever Super Hans is baking, thanks.
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Why do so many Australian media branes think Victoria exists only to pay into the federation?
Why do they hate Melbourne building underground passenger rail but not Sydney?
Why are they always called Bernard?
Why do they hate Melbourne building underground passenger rail but not Sydney?
Why are they always called Bernard?
November 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Why do so many Australian media branes think Victoria exists only to pay into the federation?
Why do they hate Melbourne building underground passenger rail but not Sydney?
Why are they always called Bernard?
Why do they hate Melbourne building underground passenger rail but not Sydney?
Why are they always called Bernard?
November 18, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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No diplomatic immunity for this d*ckhead.
‘Time to go home’: Neo-Nazi who rallied outside NSW Parliament has his visa cancelled
Civil engineer Matthew Gruter was one of the 60-odd black clad neo-Nazis who staged a made-for-social-media rally on Macquarie Street earlier this month.
www.theage.com.au
November 17, 2025 at 6:58 AM
No diplomatic immunity for this d*ckhead.
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I like that Elon Musk bought an entire social media platform to get people to laugh at his jokes, but instead just ends up telegraphing the most Fathers4Justice energy imaginable.
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 AM
I like that Elon Musk bought an entire social media platform to get people to laugh at his jokes, but instead just ends up telegraphing the most Fathers4Justice energy imaginable.
Ventured into Jacinta Allan's derelict Melbourne CBD today. Had to deftly manoeuvre through tens of thousands of potentially felons while pushing a pram to State Library children's section, where several innocent whitenesses saw one child steal a stuffed shark from another.
Crime City
Crime City
November 9, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Ventured into Jacinta Allan's derelict Melbourne CBD today. Had to deftly manoeuvre through tens of thousands of potentially felons while pushing a pram to State Library children's section, where several innocent whitenesses saw one child steal a stuffed shark from another.
Crime City
Crime City
Got told this was Buddy Franklin after being wowed by the Metro Infrastructure
November 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Got told this was Buddy Franklin after being wowed by the Metro Infrastructure
Just arrived in Sydney. Told the guy at the hotel I was from Melbourne and he started to dadsplain light rail, before insisting on a improtou session regarding water faucet operation
November 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Just arrived in Sydney. Told the guy at the hotel I was from Melbourne and he started to dadsplain light rail, before insisting on a improtou session regarding water faucet operation
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This is some story.
After Andrew Bolt announced he was leaving Melbourne "for good" due to his Covid tantrum etc, the taxpayer-owned NBN Co arranged a special high-speed internet connection for Sky News at his Mornington pad so he could broadcast his bile from home...
After Andrew Bolt announced he was leaving Melbourne "for good" due to his Covid tantrum etc, the taxpayer-owned NBN Co arranged a special high-speed internet connection for Sky News at his Mornington pad so he could broadcast his bile from home...
'Throw the kitchen sink at it': NBN Co fast-tracked upgrade for Bolt
Senior managers at the National Broadband Network intervened to accelerate a home internet upgrade for News Corp pundit Andrew Bolt and resolve a technical problem for a top executive's friend during ...
www.abc.net.au
October 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
This is some story.
After Andrew Bolt announced he was leaving Melbourne "for good" due to his Covid tantrum etc, the taxpayer-owned NBN Co arranged a special high-speed internet connection for Sky News at his Mornington pad so he could broadcast his bile from home...
After Andrew Bolt announced he was leaving Melbourne "for good" due to his Covid tantrum etc, the taxpayer-owned NBN Co arranged a special high-speed internet connection for Sky News at his Mornington pad so he could broadcast his bile from home...
"2 kids was easier than 7, right?"
"Thanks for the update. Totally understand chaotic weeks."
October 27, 2025 at 8:53 AM
"2 kids was easier than 7, right?"
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'Get rid of the migrants or I'll become a migrant' is quite the argument
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
'Get rid of the migrants or I'll become a migrant' is quite the argument
It must be exhausting being Homer. If he took a walk outside and spoke to someone outside his office of willing head nodders, he might enjoy what the rest of do away from Sydney internet validation
www.theage.com.au/politics/vic...
www.theage.com.au/politics/vic...
Premier’s tone-deaf response to a city crying for help
Any politician attuned to the public mood should understand Melbourne has had a gutful, but our premier seems unable to even identify the problem.
www.theage.com.au
October 20, 2025 at 9:08 AM
It must be exhausting being Homer. If he took a walk outside and spoke to someone outside his office of willing head nodders, he might enjoy what the rest of do away from Sydney internet validation
www.theage.com.au/politics/vic...
www.theage.com.au/politics/vic...
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ICE is repulsive, but I'd be all for state sponsored deportation to Queensland for anyone that orders a "Parmi" during the $20 Thursday Parma Lunchtime Special at the pub near work.
October 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
ICE is repulsive, but I'd be all for state sponsored deportation to Queensland for anyone that orders a "Parmi" during the $20 Thursday Parma Lunchtime Special at the pub near work.
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A subscription to The Age now comes with free castigation.
October 7, 2025 at 11:41 PM
A subscription to The Age now comes with free castigation.
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Tomorrow, Homer Large Fries will complain about what Allan had for breakfast.
October 6, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Tomorrow, Homer Large Fries will complain about what Allan had for breakfast.