Britt
@britth.bsky.social
Noted catcher hoarder. Former theatre kid. Baby Gator. Concerningly attached to Scott Hunter. Gets up too early to watch men go vroom. She/her. 🏳️🌈 1 John 4:11-12 @abrittoutside at the other place.
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Britt
@britth.bsky.social
· Nov 7
Oh and while we’re at it, my assuredly problematic faves.
MLB: SF Giants, Yankees, flirtation with the Orioles
NFL: Niners
College: Florida Gators, Fresno State Bulldogs
NHL: Sharks if they’re ever watchable again
F1: Ferrari, Oscar Piastri, Ollie Bearman
NASCAR: Ryan Blaney
WNBA: Valkyries
MLB: SF Giants, Yankees, flirtation with the Orioles
NFL: Niners
College: Florida Gators, Fresno State Bulldogs
NHL: Sharks if they’re ever watchable again
F1: Ferrari, Oscar Piastri, Ollie Bearman
NASCAR: Ryan Blaney
WNBA: Valkyries
I cannot imagine looking at the everything and deciding that what you really need to do today is spew a bunch of low stakes whiny bitch takes. Genuinely I’m blocking people who do this shit.
January 20, 2026 at 8:57 PM
I cannot imagine looking at the everything and deciding that what you really need to do today is spew a bunch of low stakes whiny bitch takes. Genuinely I’m blocking people who do this shit.
I’m gonna fight some Panthers myself before this game is over.
January 20, 2026 at 1:38 AM
I’m gonna fight some Panthers myself before this game is over.
GOALIE FIGHT GOALIE FIGHT
January 20, 2026 at 1:12 AM
GOALIE FIGHT GOALIE FIGHT
Wait did this dumb bitch finally leave the Bay and I missed it? Thank god.
Hey everybody! The faildaughter of a real estate tycoon that needs three steps to use a soda stream has some opinions about rent in a city she’s barely lived in
January 19, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Wait did this dumb bitch finally leave the Bay and I missed it? Thank god.
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i contain multitudes but one of the multitudes is “i do not want to see the bad posts”
January 18, 2026 at 11:33 PM
i contain multitudes but one of the multitudes is “i do not want to see the bad posts”
Had three people compliment my Rozanov Centaurs sweatshirt walking through JFK to my gate. The collective hyperfixation is so real.
January 18, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Had three people compliment my Rozanov Centaurs sweatshirt walking through JFK to my gate. The collective hyperfixation is so real.
For fuck’s sake you can already do this!
President Trump will issue a plan next week for letting Americans tap their 401(k)s for a down payment on a home, a senior White House official said Friday.
Trump Plan Would Let Americans Use 401(k)s for Down Payments on Homes, Official Says
President Trump will issue a plan next week for letting Americans tap their 401(k)s for a down payment on a home, a senior White House official said Friday.
on.wsj.com
January 17, 2026 at 2:04 AM
For fuck’s sake you can already do this!
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this is the part where he steps over our dead bodies for an across the aisle red vote btw
January 16, 2026 at 4:14 AM
this is the part where he steps over our dead bodies for an across the aisle red vote btw
This is spectacular bitch baby shit.
The Seahawks are taking drastic measures to protect their home-field advantage with the 49ers Faithful Seattle-bound 🤨
Seahawks issue warning to season ticket resellers with 49ers fans Seattle-bound for divisional round
The Seattle Seahawks are cracking down on season ticket holders reselling their seats during the NFL playoffs.
www.nbcsportsbayarea.com
January 14, 2026 at 8:05 AM
This is spectacular bitch baby shit.
Sometimes aging and fate just really turn you into a cliche. Packing for NYC and realized I’m gonna rock up to the airport as a white woman in my 40s in Lululemon leggings and Hokas with electrolytes and a very specific brand of protein bar in my bag.
January 13, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Sometimes aging and fate just really turn you into a cliche. Packing for NYC and realized I’m gonna rock up to the airport as a white woman in my 40s in Lululemon leggings and Hokas with electrolytes and a very specific brand of protein bar in my bag.
Pre-ordering the next Heated Rivalry book that much harder.
Both authors and publishing executives have detected “a notable chill in the market for queer stories.”
Thanks to the Trump administration, LGBTQ+ books are getting harder to sell.
As Surina Venkat reported at The Hill this morning, both authors and publishing executives have detected “a notable chill in the market for queer stories.” Children’s books in par…
buff.ly
January 12, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Pre-ordering the next Heated Rivalry book that much harder.
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One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com
What can’t this man do!
also when I talked to Tyler Toffoli today he was wearing a Pacifica Taco Bell hoodie
January 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
What can’t this man do!
Casually dropping a Heated Rivalry reference in the group chat full of 40 year olds to find out who else is unhinged. I know it’s not just me and I need these friends to fess up.
January 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Casually dropping a Heated Rivalry reference in the group chat full of 40 year olds to find out who else is unhinged. I know it’s not just me and I need these friends to fess up.
Rolling straight from playoff football to hockey is probably bad for my blood pressure.
January 12, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Rolling straight from playoff football to hockey is probably bad for my blood pressure.
Lmao just realized I’m probably going to be in the air from NYC during the game next week.
January 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Lmao just realized I’m probably going to be in the air from NYC during the game next week.
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Forty fucking Niners, somehow??
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Forty fucking Niners, somehow??
The only thing more powerful than Billsing is the AFC South.
January 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
The only thing more powerful than Billsing is the AFC South.
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pope leo excommunicating jd vance in celebration
January 11, 2026 at 4:40 AM
pope leo excommunicating jd vance in celebration
“Goonies never say die” is not a vibe I associate with the Sharks so this is quite a development.
January 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
“Goonies never say die” is not a vibe I associate with the Sharks so this is quite a development.
I need someone to do a “willyoucometomycottagethissummer?” edit with the shark/ambulance/fire truck/zamboni plushie.
January 10, 2026 at 10:53 PM
I need someone to do a “willyoucometomycottagethissummer?” edit with the shark/ambulance/fire truck/zamboni plushie.
Alex Wennberg reminds me of Steven Duggar and this is challenging for me emotionally.
January 10, 2026 at 10:42 PM
Alex Wennberg reminds me of Steven Duggar and this is challenging for me emotionally.
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I’m kind of over the whole “America is bad, at least my country is good” as if the rise of a xenophobic right wing isn’t a broadly Western problem and every country tut-tutting about the US’s fall doesn’t have a failing neoliberal order constantly in tug-of-war with The Racism Party
January 9, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I’m kind of over the whole “America is bad, at least my country is good” as if the rise of a xenophobic right wing isn’t a broadly Western problem and every country tut-tutting about the US’s fall doesn’t have a failing neoliberal order constantly in tug-of-war with The Racism Party