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Britt
@britth.bsky.social
Noted catcher hoarder. Former theatre kid. Baby Gator. Concerningly attached to Scott Hunter. Gets up too early to watch men go vroom. She/her. 🏳️‍🌈 1 John 4:11-12 @abrittoutside at the other place.
Pinned
Oh and while we’re at it, my assuredly problematic faves.

MLB: SF Giants, Yankees, flirtation with the Orioles
NFL: Niners
College: Florida Gators, Fresno State Bulldogs
NHL: Sharks if they’re ever watchable again
F1: Ferrari, Oscar Piastri, Ollie Bearman
NASCAR: Ryan Blaney
WNBA: Valkyries
I cannot imagine looking at the everything and deciding that what you really need to do today is spew a bunch of low stakes whiny bitch takes. Genuinely I’m blocking people who do this shit.
January 20, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Oh Canes, oh no.
January 20, 2026 at 3:11 AM
I’m gonna fight some Panthers myself before this game is over.
January 20, 2026 at 1:38 AM
GOALIE FIGHT GOALIE FIGHT
January 20, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Wait did this dumb bitch finally leave the Bay and I missed it? Thank god.
Hey everybody! The faildaughter of a real estate tycoon that needs three steps to use a soda stream has some opinions about rent in a city she’s barely lived in
January 19, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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i contain multitudes but one of the multitudes is “i do not want to see the bad posts”
January 18, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Had three people compliment my Rozanov Centaurs sweatshirt walking through JFK to my gate. The collective hyperfixation is so real.
January 18, 2026 at 2:12 PM
For fuck’s sake you can already do this!
January 17, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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this is the part where he steps over our dead bodies for an across the aisle red vote btw
January 16, 2026 at 4:14 AM
This is spectacular bitch baby shit.
January 14, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Sometimes aging and fate just really turn you into a cliche. Packing for NYC and realized I’m gonna rock up to the airport as a white woman in my 40s in Lululemon leggings and Hokas with electrolytes and a very specific brand of protein bar in my bag.
January 13, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Pre-ordering the next Heated Rivalry book that much harder.
January 12, 2026 at 10:30 PM
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One out of 12 rams is uninterested in females. Deemed “non-procreative" by farmers, they're typically sent to slaughter. German farmer Michael Stücke rescues the gay rams. His company Rainbow Wool, sells fabulous wool products from his flock of gay sheep. rainbow-wool.com
January 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
What can’t this man do!
also when I talked to Tyler Toffoli today he was wearing a Pacifica Taco Bell hoodie
January 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Casually dropping a Heated Rivalry reference in the group chat full of 40 year olds to find out who else is unhinged. I know it’s not just me and I need these friends to fess up.
January 12, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Rolling straight from playoff football to hockey is probably bad for my blood pressure.
January 12, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Lmao just realized I’m probably going to be in the air from NYC during the game next week.
January 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
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January 12, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Forty fucking Niners, somehow??
January 12, 2026 at 12:46 AM
The only thing more powerful than Billsing is the AFC South.
January 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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pope leo excommunicating jd vance in celebration
January 11, 2026 at 4:40 AM
“Goonies never say die” is not a vibe I associate with the Sharks so this is quite a development.
January 10, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I need someone to do a “willyoucometomycottagethissummer?” edit with the shark/ambulance/fire truck/zamboni plushie.
January 10, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Alex Wennberg reminds me of Steven Duggar and this is challenging for me emotionally.
January 10, 2026 at 10:42 PM
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I’m kind of over the whole “America is bad, at least my country is good” as if the rise of a xenophobic right wing isn’t a broadly Western problem and every country tut-tutting about the US’s fall doesn’t have a failing neoliberal order constantly in tug-of-war with The Racism Party
January 9, 2026 at 7:46 PM