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Britt
@britth.bsky.social
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Noted catcher hoarder. Former theatre kid. Baby Gator. Gets up too early to watch men go vroom. She/her. 🏳️‍🌈 1 John 4:11-12 @abrittoutside at the other place.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · Nov 7
Oh and while we’re at it, my assuredly problematic faves.

MLB: SF Giants, Yankees, flirtation with the Orioles
NFL: Niners
College: Florida Gators, Fresno State Bulldogs
NHL: Sharks if they’re ever watchable again
F1: Ferrari, Oscar Piastri, Ollie Bearman
NASCAR: Ryan Blaney
WNBA: Valkyries
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 1h
I think of death only with tranquility, as an end. - Jean-Paul Sartre, probably also everyone watching this game
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 1h
At the rate this is going one of these teams could probably get Brandon Belt on a plane and get him in the game.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 1h
It’s like he’s never met you smh
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 1h
We used to be a real country with comically long baseball games.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 1h
Real gets late early vibes.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 2h
One of the like top ten most exhausting nights of my life and I was on the couch.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 2h
Giants fans just a shout out to all of us for surviving the 18 inning game in DC. Stronger men than us have died etc.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 2h
That’s what you get for bunting.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 3h
Logan Gilbert’s facial hair looks like it’s stuck on with spirit gum.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 4h
That nice little youth group leader might be the new sleep paralysis demon for the greater Seattle area depending on how things end up.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 4h
Good to have options!
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 4h
Baseball or porn, just no other career options.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 4h
I really can’t get over how hilariously good a baseball name Dillon Dingler is.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 8h
Cook Out. Look at the chaos that already is that menu and imagine adding booze to the mix. I could not be held responsible for what I did after a watermelon shake with a shot of tequila in it.
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The Gurgling Cod (he/him) @thegurglingcod.bsky.social · 9h
Ok, what fast food chain would be most chaotic if it had a liquor license?
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 9h
Start figuring out the land bridge between like Portland and Chicago, we’ll make it work.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 10h
You’re seeing the vision.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 10h
What can I say, Buster called and I had to least consider it.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 10h
I would really, really like the job I just interviewed for so prayers up it works out.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 12h
(Also to be clear it’s super cute, I just think I’m in love with one of the ones that just dropped and I’m struggling to justify both. 😆)
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 12h
For once I wish I did.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 12h
It’s a 2XL, oversized but runs true to size, so if you normally wear a 2XL it’ll be moderately oversized. If you’re normally a 3XL it would be a pretty standard fit, if you’re normally an XL I don’t think it would be excessively oversized.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 12h
Swiftie mutuals, if you missed out on getting the black TLOASG crewneck that was the preorder box set with the CD, I have one I’m probably selling. I’d rather it go to one of y’all than put it on Poshmark. $40 if you just want the sweatshirt or $65 (list price) if you want the box and CD too.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 12h
I really hope there’s some other explanation because of how enraging it is but I really can’t think of what might keep causing me to smell smoke and my air purifiers to kick on with nothing showing up on Watch Duty or anything. It’s just beyond inconsiderate.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 12h
If I manage to find out who it is high odds I go full Karen. It’s so fucking dangerous to be burning shit during fire season in a fairly densely populated area.
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Britt @britth.bsky.social · 12h
I’m pretty sure someone in my neighborhood has a burn pile going periodically lately and it’s pissing me the fuck off. We have municipal garbage service including yard waste stop fucking burning shit in a residential neighborhood!
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