Brónagh
@bronaghisgay.bsky.social
They/them. Gay for free but will accept payments.
Calling shows that aired when I was a kid “Classic TV” seems unnecessarily hateful and pointed
November 30, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Calling shows that aired when I was a kid “Classic TV” seems unnecessarily hateful and pointed
“The Muppet’s Christmas Carol” and “Beauty and the Beast” basically start with the same musical scene
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 PM
“The Muppet’s Christmas Carol” and “Beauty and the Beast” basically start with the same musical scene
If you know, you know. That’s how knowing works.
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
If you know, you know. That’s how knowing works.
Me rising up like an eldritch deity being summoned from the depths
Caddicarus' new video asks the question: "Can someone make a 2 hour video that's nothing but sarcastic fake praise and thinly veiled spite?"
And the answer is a resounding yes.
And the answer is a resounding yes.
November 29, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Me rising up like an eldritch deity being summoned from the depths
Reposted by Brónagh
parsley, sage, rosemary, *and* thyme? you better believe it
November 28, 2025 at 6:43 PM
parsley, sage, rosemary, *and* thyme? you better believe it
I could never. I’m always talking out loud to myself. My thoughts are much more focused if I’m speaking than if I just let them rattle around my skull all willy-nilly.
Living alone is crazy bc I haven’t spoken a word in the 4 hours I’ve been awake until I just screamed DISH SOAP!!!!!! while making my shopping list
November 28, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I could never. I’m always talking out loud to myself. My thoughts are much more focused if I’m speaking than if I just let them rattle around my skull all willy-nilly.
Getting Malibu Barbie for Christmas instead of Ballerina Barbie. It could happen to you.
November 28, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Getting Malibu Barbie for Christmas instead of Ballerina Barbie. It could happen to you.
My issue with Glen Powell is that he looks like AI tried to make a conventionally attractive white man and it ended up in the uncanny valley and something’s off about it but you can’t pinpoint what
Anyway, loved him in Scream Queens
Anyway, loved him in Scream Queens
my issue with glen powell as hollywood leading man is that he isn't weird enough looking
November 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My issue with Glen Powell is that he looks like AI tried to make a conventionally attractive white man and it ended up in the uncanny valley and something’s off about it but you can’t pinpoint what
Anyway, loved him in Scream Queens
Anyway, loved him in Scream Queens
Siri, set a reminder for after work to watch one of the finest pieces of cinema in history (recorded or otherwise)
November 27, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Siri, set a reminder for after work to watch one of the finest pieces of cinema in history (recorded or otherwise)
Telling people my favourite dinosaur is a swan just to be annoying.
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Telling people my favourite dinosaur is a swan just to be annoying.
This is the murder staircase I go down every day and sometimes the door at the bottom gets stuck and I have to throw my whole body weight into to get it open. One time I thought I saw a giant spider before I remembered giant spiders don’t exist. I might die in here, more on that later
November 27, 2025 at 1:51 PM
This is the murder staircase I go down every day and sometimes the door at the bottom gets stuck and I have to throw my whole body weight into to get it open. One time I thought I saw a giant spider before I remembered giant spiders don’t exist. I might die in here, more on that later
A shot of a mountain. We zoom in a couple times. We see Gonzo and he starts singing, “My mind is clearer now…”
The Muppets Christmas Carol confirms the existence of Christ in the Muppets universe, meaning that some of them freaks were present at the crucifixion.
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 AM
A shot of a mountain. We zoom in a couple times. We see Gonzo and he starts singing, “My mind is clearer now…”
The workers and drones
Pheromones and mind control
The queen has her way
Pheromones and mind control
The queen has her way
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
The workers and drones
Pheromones and mind control
The queen has her way
Pheromones and mind control
The queen has her way
The monster I want to be: a siren, but like a traditional one with a bird body and a woman’s face
The monster I am: that skeleton from “Scary Movie 2”
The monster I am: that skeleton from “Scary Movie 2”
The monster I want to be: Xenomorph Queen
Monster I am: Bridge Troll
*sad*
Monster I am: Bridge Troll
*sad*
November 26, 2025 at 11:37 AM
The monster I want to be: a siren, but like a traditional one with a bird body and a woman’s face
The monster I am: that skeleton from “Scary Movie 2”
The monster I am: that skeleton from “Scary Movie 2”
Scientists remain divided but, don’t worry, we are pretty sure we can put them back together again.
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Scientists remain divided but, don’t worry, we are pretty sure we can put them back together again.
I recorded/composed this rough piano and flute thing last night and I think it sounds pretty
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I recorded/composed this rough piano and flute thing last night and I think it sounds pretty
Crossword puzzles are unhinged with some of their clues
Still mad at the NYT Crossword the other day for cluing
"It may bring out the kid in you"
for
"CESAREAN"
"It may bring out the kid in you"
for
"CESAREAN"
November 25, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Crossword puzzles are unhinged with some of their clues
“That’s actually not how I clean my hair, thanks so much”
Me to my cat
Me to my cat
November 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
“That’s actually not how I clean my hair, thanks so much”
Me to my cat
Me to my cat
If you’re anything like me, I’m so sorry to hear that
November 25, 2025 at 8:12 PM
If you’re anything like me, I’m so sorry to hear that
I probably weigh as much as one of these pumps but I guess it makes sense to have me move them. I really don’t get paid even half as much as the amount of labour that in no way, shape, or form is the job of a customer service representative they get me to do
November 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I probably weigh as much as one of these pumps but I guess it makes sense to have me move them. I really don’t get paid even half as much as the amount of labour that in no way, shape, or form is the job of a customer service representative they get me to do
The sluttiest thing a man can do is put on glasses then roll up his sleeves.
November 25, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Things I’m considering getting:
-a helix piercing in my left ear
-a tattoo of a hawthorn leaf/twig from an old timey botany illustration
-another cat to keep Zoë company that I would probably name Rachel (gender tbd)
-a goddamn clue
-a man or something that says I’m pretty when I’m feeling sad
-a helix piercing in my left ear
-a tattoo of a hawthorn leaf/twig from an old timey botany illustration
-another cat to keep Zoë company that I would probably name Rachel (gender tbd)
-a goddamn clue
-a man or something that says I’m pretty when I’m feeling sad
November 24, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Things I’m considering getting:
-a helix piercing in my left ear
-a tattoo of a hawthorn leaf/twig from an old timey botany illustration
-another cat to keep Zoë company that I would probably name Rachel (gender tbd)
-a goddamn clue
-a man or something that says I’m pretty when I’m feeling sad
-a helix piercing in my left ear
-a tattoo of a hawthorn leaf/twig from an old timey botany illustration
-another cat to keep Zoë company that I would probably name Rachel (gender tbd)
-a goddamn clue
-a man or something that says I’m pretty when I’m feeling sad
I sure as hell didn’t order unsalted tops. I like my tops salty, thank you very much
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I sure as hell didn’t order unsalted tops. I like my tops salty, thank you very much
She gets more sleep than I do, I will say 🥰🥰🥰
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 PM
She gets more sleep than I do, I will say 🥰🥰🥰