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Esta turminha do barulho vai aprontar altas confusões no BlueSky
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the Falklands war was an act of imperialism by a European country (Argentina, 97% white) against the indigenous people (the English) of the Falklands and their suzerain, a country with substantial populations from the Global South (the UK, 86% white)
December 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
the Falklands war was an act of imperialism by a European country (Argentina, 97% white) against the indigenous people (the English) of the Falklands and their suzerain, a country with substantial populations from the Global South (the UK, 86% white)
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Ela te desejando um Feliz Natal via Microsoft Excel.
December 25, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Ela te desejando um Feliz Natal via Microsoft Excel.
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Merry Christmas from Japan!
日本からメリークリスマス！！
日本からメリークリスマス！！
December 24, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Merry Christmas from Japan!
日本からメリークリスマス！！
日本からメリークリスマス！！
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Dec 24th - Kevin McCallister defended his house from The Wet Bandits.
📽️📅 Home Alone (1990)
📽️📅 Home Alone (1990)
December 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Dec 24th - Kevin McCallister defended his house from The Wet Bandits.
📽️📅 Home Alone (1990)
📽️📅 Home Alone (1990)
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Dec 24th - John McClane prevents Hans Gruber from stealing $640 million in untraceable bearer bonds from the vault in Nakatomi Plaza.
📽️📅 Die Hard (1988)
📽️📅 Die Hard (1988)
December 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Dec 24th - John McClane prevents Hans Gruber from stealing $640 million in untraceable bearer bonds from the vault in Nakatomi Plaza.
📽️📅 Die Hard (1988)
📽️📅 Die Hard (1988)
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Feliz véspera de Natal a todos <3
December 24, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Feliz véspera de Natal a todos <3
BOTE ESSA AQUI NO VOLUME 40 www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkjo...
December 24, 2025 at 1:05 AM
BOTE ESSA AQUI NO VOLUME 40 www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkjo...
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o que precisamos lembrar é que o christopher nolan fez inception, um filme sobre SONHOS onde tudo era possível, e toda cena era homens de terno num galpão. infinitas possibilidades de experimentação e toda cena parecia um ensaio da revista GQ. ele tem um caso terminal de heterossexualidade.
olho pros capacete da odisseia do Nolan, pra aquela braba milimetricamente aparada do Matt Damon e me vem na cabeça uma academia de crossfit
December 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
o que precisamos lembrar é que o christopher nolan fez inception, um filme sobre SONHOS onde tudo era possível, e toda cena era homens de terno num galpão. infinitas possibilidades de experimentação e toda cena parecia um ensaio da revista GQ. ele tem um caso terminal de heterossexualidade.
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there are people happy that the government is posting snuff films of venezualan fishermen being drone striked. giving them more social services is not gonna heal the rot in their soul. fundamentally misunderstands human beings and the US right. I have no more patience for this pollyannaish bullshit
No, I'd much rather give everyone healthcare so the left doesn't look like vindictive shitheads. Give them the social services they claim they don't want, make them realize how good it is, and maybe their views would change. Being vindictive shits would just cause problems
December 23, 2025 at 7:12 PM
there are people happy that the government is posting snuff films of venezualan fishermen being drone striked. giving them more social services is not gonna heal the rot in their soul. fundamentally misunderstands human beings and the US right. I have no more patience for this pollyannaish bullshit
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"aiiii a natureza é tão linda e perfeita"
literalmente todos os organismos vivos:
literalmente todos os organismos vivos:
December 23, 2025 at 6:25 PM
"aiiii a natureza é tão linda e perfeita"
literalmente todos os organismos vivos:
literalmente todos os organismos vivos:
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The DC public golf courses are what golf *should* be in America and *is* in Scotland, Ireland, and England. They are communal treasures and the opposite of the kind of golf elitism that makes most of Bluesky hate golf. You do not want these courses to get ransacked unless you're just performing
very specific to DC complaint here but when trump is threatening to take over the city's historically significant public golf courses so he can privatize them and make them another getaway for the 1% i don't think going "well maybe they shouldnt be golf courses to begin with" is helpful or realistic
December 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The DC public golf courses are what golf *should* be in America and *is* in Scotland, Ireland, and England. They are communal treasures and the opposite of the kind of golf elitism that makes most of Bluesky hate golf. You do not want these courses to get ransacked unless you're just performing
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So I thought this was so obviously a shitpost parody of MrBeast's style that I didn't even bother checking whether it was real
It's real
It's real
In Mr Beast’s new video, a woman is alone for two weeks on a platform in the sky. and each day, a balloon is released at an inopportune moment for her. And if she fails to shoot the balloon with an arrow, they take a small portion of the platform that is her home
December 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
So I thought this was so obviously a shitpost parody of MrBeast's style that I didn't even bother checking whether it was real
It's real
It's real
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Morbidly curious what exactly "The Black Flower of the White House" was like, besides instant 12d12 psychic damage
December 23, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Morbidly curious what exactly "The Black Flower of the White House" was like, besides instant 12d12 psychic damage
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You ever think about how Gadaffi made a fancam of Condi Rice and then sat her down and showed it to her
December 23, 2025 at 1:22 PM
You ever think about how Gadaffi made a fancam of Condi Rice and then sat her down and showed it to her
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A voz do povo dura pouco
December 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
A voz do povo dura pouco
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I can no longer tell what’s taking the piss and what’s actual news anymore.
GREENLAND PRIME MINISTER: I AM SAD THAT U.S. PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP ONCE AGAIN HAS EXPRESSED A DESIRE TO TAKE OVER GREENLAND
December 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I can no longer tell what’s taking the piss and what’s actual news anymore.
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[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
December 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
[first day as a shepherd]
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
boss: where are you going?
me: [pointing] star
boss: what? why
me: [shrugging] baby
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here's a hot for Bluesky take: a lot of tech-criticism is so bad and focused on a kind of stupid imagined STEM-humanities culture war that some companies have been able to build whole brands around being "evil tech bros 😈" making supervillain promises despite their shit being vaporware
December 23, 2025 at 8:17 AM
here's a hot for Bluesky take: a lot of tech-criticism is so bad and focused on a kind of stupid imagined STEM-humanities culture war that some companies have been able to build whole brands around being "evil tech bros 😈" making supervillain promises despite their shit being vaporware
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Esse negócio da extrema-direita brasileira sem pauta atacando marca de chinelo tradicional é o presente de Natal pros fetichistas de pé
Só o pessoal na foto usando e postando na internet
Só o pessoal na foto usando e postando na internet
December 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Esse negócio da extrema-direita brasileira sem pauta atacando marca de chinelo tradicional é o presente de Natal pros fetichistas de pé
Só o pessoal na foto usando e postando na internet
Só o pessoal na foto usando e postando na internet
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there are many types of fossil fuels: kerosene, the internal combustion engine, the Pontiac Firebird, coal liquefaction, the Marshalltown Natural Gas plant, and dilithium crystals
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
there are many types of fossil fuels: kerosene, the internal combustion engine, the Pontiac Firebird, coal liquefaction, the Marshalltown Natural Gas plant, and dilithium crystals