Laura 🤸☀️🍉
@buttergenie.bsky.social
Writer, Horrifying Eldritch God, Harbinger of a Cool Fun Time. The world is quiet here.
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"Strong floor, no ceiling" is very literally the basis of like every Gilded Age political cartoon
November 30, 2025 at 9:41 PM
"Strong floor, no ceiling" is very literally the basis of like every Gilded Age political cartoon
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The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
November 30, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The most precious commodity you have is your attention. You don’t have to waste it on poor-faith debates or arguments with strangers if you don’t think they’ll be productive. You can prioritize the things that matter to you and make your life richer.
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[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
[observing someone’s obsessive passion project] wow i really like whatever’s wrong with that guy
Entered the dining room. Encouraged the beginnings of a conversation about aliens. Arguments begin. Immediately leave to watch the dog show. Mission complete
November 27, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Entered the dining room. Encouraged the beginnings of a conversation about aliens. Arguments begin. Immediately leave to watch the dog show. Mission complete
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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“I don’t like apple pie! It’s trash!”
Then… never talk to me again? This seems simple
Then… never talk to me again? This seems simple
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
“I don’t like apple pie! It’s trash!”
Then… never talk to me again? This seems simple
Then… never talk to me again? This seems simple
I’m 99% sure I’m allergic to something in this house. But WHAT
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’m 99% sure I’m allergic to something in this house. But WHAT
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I hate that like the internet has nuked people's brains, I saw someone bitching about "why is the President ALWAYS! like 90!"
Obama was in his 40s, so was Bill Clinton, W was 54, just in the last 10 years have Presidents been old (and people could have voted for the 59 year old)
Obama was in his 40s, so was Bill Clinton, W was 54, just in the last 10 years have Presidents been old (and people could have voted for the 59 year old)
November 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I hate that like the internet has nuked people's brains, I saw someone bitching about "why is the President ALWAYS! like 90!"
Obama was in his 40s, so was Bill Clinton, W was 54, just in the last 10 years have Presidents been old (and people could have voted for the 59 year old)
Obama was in his 40s, so was Bill Clinton, W was 54, just in the last 10 years have Presidents been old (and people could have voted for the 59 year old)
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this is the most 8:30 PM a 6:15 PM has felt in a long time
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
this is the most 8:30 PM a 6:15 PM has felt in a long time
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hey y’all! this is a shot in the dark but i’m currently looking for work, let me know if you need an artist for anything! i’d love to work in games and books, so if there are any studios or publishers out there send me an email!!!
November 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
hey y’all! this is a shot in the dark but i’m currently looking for work, let me know if you need an artist for anything! i’d love to work in games and books, so if there are any studios or publishers out there send me an email!!!
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Thank you for over 221 backers! 🥳🥂🎉
November 22, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Thank you for over 221 backers! 🥳🥂🎉
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Tfw u been hanging out with freak losers like JD Vance, Elon Musk & Stephen Miller for months then you meet a regular guy who you get a little crush on when you look into his eyes
Reporter: Are affirming that you think Trump is a fascist?
Mamdani: We’ve spoken about—
Trump: That’s ok, you can just say it.
Mamdani: We’ve spoken about—
Trump: That’s ok, you can just say it.
November 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Tfw u been hanging out with freak losers like JD Vance, Elon Musk & Stephen Miller for months then you meet a regular guy who you get a little crush on when you look into his eyes
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Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Mamdani turned his haters into waiters at the table of success
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speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency
Kempsville High School assistant principal charged for threats against police, ICE
Virginia Beach assistant principal John Bennett and Mark Bennett charged for conspiring threats against police and ICE agents. Both are held without bond.
www.13newsnow.com
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
speaking as a virginia beach native if these kind of dudes are plotting against ICE then there is wide runway in public opinion for straight up abolishing the agency under a dem presidency
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He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
I’m marathoning #deathblart and boy oh boy what a time capsule the early episodes are
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I’m marathoning #deathblart and boy oh boy what a time capsule the early episodes are
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Everything is $100 now. Meal w/drinks: 100 dollars, small bag of groceries: buddy, that'll be 100 dollars. Any tool under the sun? You're not gonna believe this but it's at leas 1 hundred dollars.
November 20, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Everything is $100 now. Meal w/drinks: 100 dollars, small bag of groceries: buddy, that'll be 100 dollars. Any tool under the sun? You're not gonna believe this but it's at leas 1 hundred dollars.
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Behind this important reversal is a member of the Coast Guard who saw what was happening and had the courage to leak it to the press. That person deserves serious praise.
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Behind this important reversal is a member of the Coast Guard who saw what was happening and had the courage to leak it to the press. That person deserves serious praise.
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Listen, 90% of the time, light attacks will get the job done. Nothing wrong with them at all. But the precise moment my foe is stunned or otherwise indisposed, you KNOW I’m calling up my old friend, the heavy attack
November 21, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Listen, 90% of the time, light attacks will get the job done. Nothing wrong with them at all. But the precise moment my foe is stunned or otherwise indisposed, you KNOW I’m calling up my old friend, the heavy attack
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Zohran Mamdani doesn’t make me, an American Jew, feel unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Zohran Mamdani doesn’t make me, an American Jew, feel unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.
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👩🌾 Grab your tools
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
👩🌾 Grab your tools
Is this basically just Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder? But a movie? If so, I am curious
John Patten Ford’s ‘HOW TO MAKE A KILLING’ will release on February 20, 2026 in theaters.
• Starring Glen Powell, Margaret Qualley and Ed Harris
• Follows the heir to a multi-billion dollar fortune who will go to any lengths to grab everything he believes he deserves
• Starring Glen Powell, Margaret Qualley and Ed Harris
• Follows the heir to a multi-billion dollar fortune who will go to any lengths to grab everything he believes he deserves
November 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Is this basically just Gentleman’s Guide to Love and Murder? But a movie? If so, I am curious
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I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
November 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I really hate it when scientists keep saying that “we need to rebuild trust in science,” because it implies that scientists are to blame for the mistrust rather than the millions of dollars of dark money that have funded political attacks on science in order to advance a far right agenda.
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"Take charge of your destiny" - Happy 20th anniversary to Pokemon Mystery Dungeon :) #sketchesandwips #pokemon #pmd
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
"Take charge of your destiny" - Happy 20th anniversary to Pokemon Mystery Dungeon :) #sketchesandwips #pokemon #pmd