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What a creep. What a jerk.
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November 10, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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A little film montage for your entertainment
November 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Under the prison.
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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“Shut up!” screamed Toad.
November 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
If my "math" is correct and the company achieves the sales goal Musk's compensation will amount to $50,000 for every Tesla ever sold.

Also, look at that stupid fucking face. I mean, come on!

www.forbes.com/sites/tylerr...
Tesla Approves Musk’s $1 Trillion Pay Package
The world’s richest person could have his net worth nearly double under the proposed payment plan.
www.forbes.com
November 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
“While there is a lower class, I am in it, and while there is a criminal element I am of it, and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free.” —Eugene V. Debs
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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I think any story about Trump's autocracy should be mostly about the people and institutions who failed to stop it. This guy isn't a political genius, everything else just happens to be rotten. 'Toddler Consolidates Power In Household' is a story about incompetent parents, not shrewd maneuvering
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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The staff here are not to be messed with.
October 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Omelas already exists: no need to build it or choose it. We already live here –in the narrow, foul, dark prison we let our ignorance, fear, and hatred build for us and keep us in, here in the splendid, beautiful city of life...
October 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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well said (as usual) by David Roth
October 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I don’t know how speaker phone conversations in public became acceptable but we need to shut that shit down.
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Where I skeet from 🛸
October 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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AI has lost the dunce vote. It’s over
October 11, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Chowder for breakfast, and chowder for dinner, and chowder for supper, till you began to look for fish-bones coming through your clothes.
October 9, 2025 at 2:47 AM
“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”
October 9, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Fuck this guy and also his dream of being president which will never, ever come to fruition.
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
October 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM
This shitty TV show is a crime against humanity at this point.
Van Jones repeats “dead Gaza baby” as a punch line. New York Times columnistThomas Friedman laughs along.
October 5, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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a heartwarming story of how being an unethical and talentless hack is no barrier to success when you are willing to endlessly flatter the wretched views of rich dipshits
Bari Weiss is set to be named the editor in chief of CBS News, the New York Post reports
October 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Charlie Kirk was a hateful man who was funded by right-wing billionaire snowflakes who are terrified of people of color, women, immigrants, and LGBTQ+ people, whom they know can run circles around them and expose their mediocrity.
September 18, 2025 at 4:50 AM