CAE
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day job is genuinely writing b2b SAAS code, she/they
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CNN reporting that a week before Alex Pretti was killed, 5 agents tackled him and he suffered a broken rib. CNN says he stopped his car after he saw ICE agents interacting with a family on foot and began to blow his whistle. Source tells CNN Pretti believed “That day he thought he was going to die”
January 27, 2026 at 5:19 PM
CNN reporting that a week before Alex Pretti was killed, 5 agents tackled him and he suffered a broken rib. CNN says he stopped his car after he saw ICE agents interacting with a family on foot and began to blow his whistle. Source tells CNN Pretti believed “That day he thought he was going to die”
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Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
January 27, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Happy 3 year anniversary to this post
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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I do honestly think my phone will make some kind of special new noise
January 21, 2026 at 7:19 AM
I do honestly think my phone will make some kind of special new noise
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Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.
January 20, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.
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You’re gonna see so many columns in the UK press deducing Starmer’s master strategy but the truth is Europe let Gaza, Iran, Venezuela etc. happen because they wanted it, now the beast is coming for them, the EU has just enough clout to respond as a bloc but the UK is out in the cold and fucked.
the europeans Fucked Around (at best quietly sat around during or at worst actively abetted our utterly lawless sponsored genocide in gaza) and now theyre Finding Out (getting the other end of the utterly lawless US stick)
January 19, 2026 at 11:15 PM
You’re gonna see so many columns in the UK press deducing Starmer’s master strategy but the truth is Europe let Gaza, Iran, Venezuela etc. happen because they wanted it, now the beast is coming for them, the EU has just enough clout to respond as a bloc but the UK is out in the cold and fucked.
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I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.
October 24, 1510 at 8:23 PM
I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore.
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he's just like me playing ck3 attacking my strongest ally for a duchy and then immediately eating shit and reloading a save
REPORTER: Do you commit to not militarily engaging NATO partners?
TRUMP: I don't talk about that
REPORTER: You're not willing to commit to not attacking a NATO partner?
TRUMP: I don't talk about that
REPORTER: You're not willing to commit to not attacking a NATO partner?
January 17, 2026 at 7:23 PM
he's just like me playing ck3 attacking my strongest ally for a duchy and then immediately eating shit and reloading a save
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sleep on a train or plane doesn’t count as sleep, it’s just a cutscene skip
January 17, 2026 at 6:45 AM
sleep on a train or plane doesn’t count as sleep, it’s just a cutscene skip
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MrBeast is less an actual person than physical manifestation of clout farming, there is absolutely no partnership he will not entertain if it might lead to Bigger Number
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
Latest from Mormon Land: YouTube’s MrBeast partners with LDS Church; spate of new new stakes created
The YouTube phenomenon known as MrBeast has partnered with the LDS Church on philanthropy, and church President Dallin Oaks says he hopes lower missionary ages will lead to lower marriage ages.
www.sltrib.com
January 16, 2026 at 8:46 PM
MrBeast is less an actual person than physical manifestation of clout farming, there is absolutely no partnership he will not entertain if it might lead to Bigger Number
NEW MITSKI NEW MITSKI AND THERE'S A HMV EXCLUSIVE LFG
January 16, 2026 at 2:33 PM
NEW MITSKI NEW MITSKI AND THERE'S A HMV EXCLUSIVE LFG
omg jenny nicholson video on beastly (2014) reference
January 15, 2026 at 12:32 PM
omg jenny nicholson video on beastly (2014) reference
world historic shite world cup incoming
wait wut
*US VISA PROCESSING FROZEN FOR RUSSIA, BRAZIL, IRAN: FOX NEWS
*US VISA PROCESSING FROZEN FOR RUSSIA, BRAZIL, IRAN: FOX NEWS
January 14, 2026 at 3:41 PM
world historic shite world cup incoming
fucked up in the aprês ski bar doing crossword bc i don't speak german
January 14, 2026 at 3:21 PM
fucked up in the aprês ski bar doing crossword bc i don't speak german
up the west country we (and wales) got the longest river in the country i <3 the severn
January 13, 2026 at 10:02 AM
up the west country we (and wales) got the longest river in the country i <3 the severn
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“Banning X for being the CSAM and Sexual Harassment generator is a slippery slope for censorship online from governments”
I’m sorry, did I hallucinate the part where America just decided TikTok wasn’t allowed to exist anymore?
I’m sorry, did I hallucinate the part where America just decided TikTok wasn’t allowed to exist anymore?
January 11, 2026 at 8:38 AM
“Banning X for being the CSAM and Sexual Harassment generator is a slippery slope for censorship online from governments”
I’m sorry, did I hallucinate the part where America just decided TikTok wasn’t allowed to exist anymore?
I’m sorry, did I hallucinate the part where America just decided TikTok wasn’t allowed to exist anymore?
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*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
January 10, 2026 at 10:46 PM
*posting on twitter* oh ho, I’ve made a wry observation. Better make sure a bunch of pedophiles see it
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Wilhelm screaming as I find out that actual journalists reporting on Grok quote Grok as a primary source as if it is a sentient person
January 10, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Wilhelm screaming as I find out that actual journalists reporting on Grok quote Grok as a primary source as if it is a sentient person
is there a bluesky equivalent of football twitter. i need people to point and laugh at palace with
January 10, 2026 at 2:19 PM
is there a bluesky equivalent of football twitter. i need people to point and laugh at palace with
glad this video is here too, no reason to use the Other App after all
January 10, 2026 at 12:18 PM
glad this video is here too, no reason to use the Other App after all
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There are no rules, they don’t actually care about respect, decorum, bipartisanship or debate, and only pretend to do so to browbeat you into submission. Nothing is going to change until more people realise that and respond accordingly; including to the media and politicians who have failed them.
January 9, 2026 at 12:25 PM
There are no rules, they don’t actually care about respect, decorum, bipartisanship or debate, and only pretend to do so to browbeat you into submission. Nothing is going to change until more people realise that and respond accordingly; including to the media and politicians who have failed them.
construction accidentally took our power out so i've gone 'edwardian mode' and started cross stitching by firelight to save my phones battery
January 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
construction accidentally took our power out so i've gone 'edwardian mode' and started cross stitching by firelight to save my phones battery
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KILL JAMES BOND PODCAST SAYS: DEATH TO AMERICA
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 AM
KILL JAMES BOND PODCAST SAYS: DEATH TO AMERICA