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S5E0: An Oz-some Adventure
Podcast Episode · Minions & Misfits · 02/09/2026 · 26m
podcasts.apple.com
Hey everyone! After a year off, my podcast Minions & Misfits (THE off-kilter, family friendly, actual play TTRPG podcast of all time) is back with a new season! Join us for a fun filled romp through the land of Oz featuring the Black Hack ruleset from David Black!
Gone off that Rumspringa 9000
there’s something incredibly *off* about the amish slanging delta 8
that said, i would try the amish weed
that said, i would try the amish weed
February 17, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Gone off that Rumspringa 9000
Bah gawd! That’s Joyce Carol Oates’ music!
February 17, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Bah gawd! That’s Joyce Carol Oates’ music!
Remember me? I’m back, in pog form!
February 17, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Remember me? I’m back, in pog form!
My last two goblin player conversions are done! The ooligan and the doom diver
February 14, 2026 at 6:43 PM
My last two goblin player conversions are done! The ooligan and the doom diver
I am very jealous of that pitch. And the old school transparent scatter template
I wonder whether the human team of the Old Albion Expatriates will fare any better against the Rocksforge U's on the Astrogranite in tonight's match?
And will the dwarf deathroller make it onto the field legally this time?
Score / injury predictions welcome...
#BloodBowl #Oldhammer
And will the dwarf deathroller make it onto the field legally this time?
Score / injury predictions welcome...
#BloodBowl #Oldhammer
February 14, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I am very jealous of that pitch. And the old school transparent scatter template
Happy “I sleep in a big bed with my wife” day
February 14, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Happy “I sleep in a big bed with my wife” day
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can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover
February 14, 2026 at 8:23 AM
can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover
*finding out the scam I’m involved in was actually profit motivated* Aw shit, not again!
“I once believed I could help the people building A.I. get ahead of the problems it would create. This week confirmed my slow realization that OpenAI seems to have stopped asking the questions I’d joined to help answer.”
OpenAI researcher quits over ChatGPT ads, warns of "Facebook" path
Zoë Hitzig resigned on the same day OpenAI began testing ads in its chatbot.
arstechnica.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
*finding out the scam I’m involved in was actually profit motivated* Aw shit, not again!
Ich bin ein Berliner? Hardly knew ‘er!
February 12, 2026 at 5:59 PM
Ich bin ein Berliner? Hardly knew ‘er!
i wonder what they thought when Bruce Springsteen slid crotch-first into the camera during his halftime show. Maybe that awakened something and now they’re terrified it’ll happen again.
… i can volunteer to help investigate benito’s pelvic thrusts 👉👈
February 12, 2026 at 3:17 PM
i wonder what they thought when Bruce Springsteen slid crotch-first into the camera during his halftime show. Maybe that awakened something and now they’re terrified it’ll happen again.
Having a chubby little raccoon friend to hug would fix me
February 12, 2026 at 3:11 PM
Having a chubby little raccoon friend to hug would fix me
As a left handed person, I have to say I’m chagrined by all these right handed FREAKS taking the term “lefty” as their own.
February 11, 2026 at 1:28 AM
As a left handed person, I have to say I’m chagrined by all these right handed FREAKS taking the term “lefty” as their own.
Found a couple of the weird little freaks I kitbashed and slapped contrast paint on. Good times!
February 11, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Found a couple of the weird little freaks I kitbashed and slapped contrast paint on. Good times!
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“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”
February 10, 2026 at 10:48 PM
“and then this motherfucker puts a FEATHER in his CAP, and you are not gonna believe what he called that shit. guess. just fuckin guess.”
Yeah, capitalism is a meritocracy. That’s why the richest men in the world are a gaggle of odious dipshit rapists who make the dumb kid in your freshman science class look like Albert Einstein.
February 10, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Yeah, capitalism is a meritocracy. That’s why the richest men in the world are a gaggle of odious dipshit rapists who make the dumb kid in your freshman science class look like Albert Einstein.
Drafts are for suckers. I shoot from the hip or I don’t shoot at all. (I lose a lot of duels for this reason)
February 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Drafts are for suckers. I shoot from the hip or I don’t shoot at all. (I lose a lot of duels for this reason)
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One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way.
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
Dr. Oz urges 'take the vaccine, please' amid measles outbreaks
Dr. Mehmet Oz is calling on Americans to get the measles vaccine as cases spread across the U.S.
bit.ly
February 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
One of the most miserable things about living in this era is having to watch the stupidest & most arrogant people in the world have to relearn The Why of literally everything good that we collectively do the hard way.
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
The answer is always ‘Because a bunch of people died, fuckwit.’
I’ve talked about the upstate SC bird dog before. Take a chicken tender, put it on a hot dog bun with bacon, cheese, and honey mustard. Then thank me later.
While Buffalo wings are now a ubiquitous app all over the country, not every regional food goes national. What cuisine from YOUR region do you most want to share with the country/world?
February 10, 2026 at 8:35 PM
I’ve talked about the upstate SC bird dog before. Take a chicken tender, put it on a hot dog bun with bacon, cheese, and honey mustard. Then thank me later.
Hey everyone! After a year off, my podcast Minions & Misfits (THE off-kilter, family friendly, actual play TTRPG podcast of all time) is back with a new season! Join us for a fun filled romp through the land of Oz featuring the Black Hack ruleset from David Black!
S5E0: An Oz-some Adventure
Podcast Episode · Minions & Misfits · 02/09/2026 · 26m
podcasts.apple.com
February 10, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Hey everyone! After a year off, my podcast Minions & Misfits (THE off-kilter, family friendly, actual play TTRPG podcast of all time) is back with a new season! Join us for a fun filled romp through the land of Oz featuring the Black Hack ruleset from David Black!
Can’t wait to own the libs tonight by watching Kid Rock shuffle his wretched husk around a stage on Fox Sports
February 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Can’t wait to own the libs tonight by watching Kid Rock shuffle his wretched husk around a stage on Fox Sports
Apparently our new overlords at Walgreens are essentially doing decimation to the company’s middle management and frankly, I’m not mad at it. They were making our lives miserable trying to justify their continued employment and it didn’t work.
February 8, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Apparently our new overlords at Walgreens are essentially doing decimation to the company’s middle management and frankly, I’m not mad at it. They were making our lives miserable trying to justify their continued employment and it didn’t work.
Parents who made a pact to pretend that Disney doesn’t exist so they don’t have to spend 10,000 dollars taking their kids to Disney World
February 8, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Parents who made a pact to pretend that Disney doesn’t exist so they don’t have to spend 10,000 dollars taking their kids to Disney World
Funkytown lost a lot of its charm when they gentrified it in the early aughts.
February 8, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Funkytown lost a lot of its charm when they gentrified it in the early aughts.
*guy who doesn’t follow football but isn’t annoying about it* I just watch the Super Bowl for the time spent with friends and family
February 8, 2026 at 6:49 PM
*guy who doesn’t follow football but isn’t annoying about it* I just watch the Super Bowl for the time spent with friends and family
If you invite RFK Jr to your Super Bowl party you deserve everything that happens after that.
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 6:40 PM
If you invite RFK Jr to your Super Bowl party you deserve everything that happens after that.