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Cam No Relation Newton
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · Aug 13
I will die a thousand deaths before I “argue” with “someone” online.
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 2d
“When are they gonna get to the Frankenstein factory?!”
A ★★★★★ review of Bride of Frankenstein (1935)
My favorite guy is the coach driver at the beginning who has an American accent and is like “Ahh, beat it ya daffy broad” when the old lady tells everyone the monster survived. Every time I return to ...
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 2d
RIP, I still have my Yellowstone Magic Blaseball cap.
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 2d
And if that diamond ring don’t shine
Then I’ll buuuuy you a porcupine
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 2d
Right? And even in hindsight the people are like “can you BELIEVE they wanted us to poop in a BAG?”
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 2d
*smugly* Bustin’ makes you feel good? Uh yeah buddy, you and everyone else.
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 2d
I’d like to see Mastodon top THIS *makes ten of the worst posts you’ve ever seen in the span of 15 minutes*
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 2d
“The Nazi’s genetically modified ubermensch was perfect in every way, except they couldn’t figure out why he sounded like that.”
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Mackenzie @mackenzievogt.net · 2d
Yes, but Christopher Walken's Zorin could easily exist in 2025 with minimal updating
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 2d
I know it seems strange to us Americans that they would pick these three guys that would have been eaten by wolves if they lived here in the states, but that’s actually just what all British people look like.
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LeithMotive @leithmotive.bsky.social · 2d
Charles Amos is the legalise incest guy. Insane they didn't do due diligence. www.thetimes.com/article/8c9a...
Meet the young Tories dreaming of a bright blue future
The Conservatives know they have a problem with Gen Z voters. At the party conference, The Times met a new breed of activists who are embracing the challenge
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 2d
Was describing “A View to a Kill” to my coworker and I never realized how made up that movie seems. “It was the one where Christopher Walken and Grace Jones were the bad guys. Duran Duran did the theme song.”
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 3d
So many layers here
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 3d
In some ways this is the government now
r/Lollapalooza 3 yr. ago DaL 028 Join [deleted] I'm excited for Limp Bizkit, but I'm a little worried about Antifa... Question I'm sick and tired of seeing these thugs terrorize big events and am worried that they will try to interrupt Limp Bizkit's set. My gf (F19) and I (M31) are going to our first Lollapalooza and are concerned about the growing threat around the city
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 3d
Listen, I know things are bad right now. Alright talk to you later.
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 3d
Full presidential pardon, make him Postmaster General
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Beautiful 🪄 👻 🦴🩻 @90210steve.bsky.social · 3d
He would for sure be maga cabinet member. With top security clearance now
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 3d
I think we all owe an apology to a little guy named Ted Kaczynski
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 3d
If you need something, anything at all, please hesitate to ask.
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 3d
Living in the South is turning me into a semi-ironic Catholic convert. So fucking sick of these evangelical freaks
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 3d
Going back in time and killing Martin Luther so that all of these morons cease to exist.
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 3d
This place has been going downhill since I got here. That’s my bad, sorry everyone.
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 3d
What can I say other than “it me”?
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 3d
microsoft product (begging, pleading): save this document to my documents?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (twitching, shaking) this jpeg. save to pictures?

me: save to desktop

microsoft (weeping, throwing up): this email attachment... downloads?

me: desktop
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 4d
Why don’t you clean all the ham out of your ears, ham-ears?
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 4d
The right and the center-right
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 4d
Is it any coincidence that they announce this so quickly after the “NO GIRLS ALLOWED” bit from Space King? Really makes you think 🤔
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 4d
Someone get David Cage on the phone, we’re about to hit critical levels of bad game design.
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Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 5d
Elon Musk announces xAI game studio will release a great AI-generated game before end of 2026.

Powered by Grok, the studio aims to revolutionize gaming with dynamic, photo-realistic experiences.

#xAI #Grok #AIGaming
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 4d
Thats the best description of that soundtrack I’ve seen. It’s insane how much it sticks in your head
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 4d
Wasting millions of dollars by asking “when are they gonna get to the fireworks factory” over and over during Great Expectations.
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 5d
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Cam No Relation Newton @camc.bsky.social · 4d
It’s that time of year, folks. The sporbsball people are here to remind us what killjoys they are.
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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 5d
JP Acosta v @acosta32jp.bsky.social • 57m AMERICA WELCOME TO JAGUARS FOOTBALL •• • TheBarracksLawyer @intrepidcapitalist.bsky.social We're in the middle of a civil war where municipal police and federal police are shooting each other and you want use to watch some stupid game like we're in the Colosseum during the fall of Rome. Fuck your football game, release the Epstein files
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