Cam No Relation Newton
@camc.bsky.social
Bluesky’s self-proclaimed Middest Poster of 2023 four years running.
I stream Warhammer games on twitch, catch me live at 7pm EST every Saturday evening!
twitch.tv/redwunz
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I stream Warhammer games on twitch, catch me live at 7pm EST every Saturday evening!
twitch.tv/redwunz
Letterboxd: https://boxd.it/1F1uX
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Cam No Relation Newton
@camc.bsky.social
· Jun 18
Accidentally bought Mangum condoms, now my dick looks like an aeroplane over the sea.
Brutalism haters gotta be seething rn
I got a new lens I was itching to use, so I stopped on my bike ride to work to snap a few sunrise shots of Hotel Marcel, formerly the Pirelli Tire building. r/brutalism
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Brutalism haters gotta be seething rn
Us left handed people should really embrace the word “sinister”. It’s cool as hell
November 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Us left handed people should really embrace the word “sinister”. It’s cool as hell
Sorry, I gotta go toad the wet sprocket
Can’t, I’m busy shocking the monkey
November 25, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Sorry, I gotta go toad the wet sprocket
I need a mathematician to explain why prime numbers make my tummy hort
It makes sense when the other factor is the detestable prime number 19
November 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I need a mathematician to explain why prime numbers make my tummy hort
How’d you meet your wife?
Oh she tried to shoot me from half a mile away, then I called in a supply drop on top of her and the rest is history!
Oh she tried to shoot me from half a mile away, then I called in a supply drop on top of her and the rest is history!
Honestly, Quiet sniping that fighter pilot out of his cockpit was sexier than all the battle bikinis in the world. But I suppose that's just me & Snake being the same kind of gunsexual.
November 25, 2025 at 9:08 PM
How’d you meet your wife?
Oh she tried to shoot me from half a mile away, then I called in a supply drop on top of her and the rest is history!
Oh she tried to shoot me from half a mile away, then I called in a supply drop on top of her and the rest is history!
The number 57 does not look like it should be divisible by 3. That’s some fucked up witchcraft
November 25, 2025 at 8:35 PM
The number 57 does not look like it should be divisible by 3. That’s some fucked up witchcraft
Listen, if Dyson couldn’t make a hand dryer that works, what chance do any of us have?
November 25, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Listen, if Dyson couldn’t make a hand dryer that works, what chance do any of us have?
It’s fucking wild how EVERY SINGLE corporate executive is an enormous piece of shit.
Oh me? No im just vibrating a normal amount right now. Just say when
November 25, 2025 at 7:55 PM
It’s fucking wild how EVERY SINGLE corporate executive is an enormous piece of shit.
Everyone loves wololo, not enough people talk about my boy E=MC2 Trooper”
November 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Everyone loves wololo, not enough people talk about my boy E=MC2 Trooper”
They’re playing Christmas music at my pharmacy now and there’s a cover of Merry Little Christmas that I swear to god sounds like it’s being sung by Titus Andromedon.
November 25, 2025 at 6:53 PM
They’re playing Christmas music at my pharmacy now and there’s a cover of Merry Little Christmas that I swear to god sounds like it’s being sung by Titus Andromedon.
I mean it did take a lot of chutzpah for Dershowitz to be a wife murdering pedophile who dedicated his life’s work to defending other wife murdering pedophiles.
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I mean it did take a lot of chutzpah for Dershowitz to be a wife murdering pedophile who dedicated his life’s work to defending other wife murdering pedophiles.
Man on the Inside is like the “Sensible Chuckle Magazine“ of tv shows. It’s the most mild humor I can possibly think of.
November 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Man on the Inside is like the “Sensible Chuckle Magazine“ of tv shows. It’s the most mild humor I can possibly think of.
Don’t get him wrong, he’s jealous because he wishes HE was the antichrist.
In newly leaked audio, Peter Thiel admits he urged JD Vance to ignore Pope Leo XIV on moral questions — including the ethical development of AI.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
He goes even further, branding Leo “the woke American pope” and suggesting he’s a tool of the Antichrist.
NEW: JD Vance’s Top Donor Suggests Pope Leo XIV is Antichrist
In a leaked lecture, Peter Thiel says he’s urged Vance to ignore the pope on moral questions — and simply pray for him.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Don’t get him wrong, he’s jealous because he wishes HE was the antichrist.
Maybe the fire will go out if we throw more money on it
November 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Maybe the fire will go out if we throw more money on it
Alice’s Restaurant should be the new national anthem
November 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Alice’s Restaurant should be the new national anthem
Tapping my sign that says “Scott Summers is a bigger villain than Magneto”
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Tapping my sign that says “Scott Summers is a bigger villain than Magneto”
My wife and I have started referring to our dog as “that lil white fella what lives in our house”. Getting a real kick out of it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My wife and I have started referring to our dog as “that lil white fella what lives in our house”. Getting a real kick out of it.
Man, the republicans are gonna eat these dorks alive. Pritzker’s like the only one with any juice at all
New Hampshire - Democratic Presidential Polling:
Buttigieg: 28%
Newsom: 24%
Harris: 6%
Pritzker: 4%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 3%
Klobuchar: 2%
Beshear: 2%
Whitmer: 2%
St. Anselm / Nov 19, 2025
Buttigieg: 28%
Newsom: 24%
Harris: 6%
Pritzker: 4%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 3%
Klobuchar: 2%
Beshear: 2%
Whitmer: 2%
St. Anselm / Nov 19, 2025
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Man, the republicans are gonna eat these dorks alive. Pritzker’s like the only one with any juice at all
Never take your work pen home, cuz then you’ll forget to take it back to work, and then you’re screwed.
November 22, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Never take your work pen home, cuz then you’ll forget to take it back to work, and then you’re screwed.
These Fabius Bile books have a bad case of “when are they gonna get to the fireworks factory” syndrome
November 22, 2025 at 12:24 AM
These Fabius Bile books have a bad case of “when are they gonna get to the fireworks factory” syndrome
I’m such a fucking need I can tell this was shot on color-positive slide film because of how the reds pop
November 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I’m such a fucking need I can tell this was shot on color-positive slide film because of how the reds pop
An unconventional take, but ultimately a correct one.
I don't think music should be very good
November 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
An unconventional take, but ultimately a correct one.
You’re a confused old man surrounded by miserable freaks 24/7, then a nice, charming young man shows up to talk to you?
Imagine dealing with fucking Stephen miller and JD Vance all day every day meeting mamdani must have been like drinking a tall glass of Diet Coke with the good ice after crawling through a burning desert for a week lol
November 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
You’re a confused old man surrounded by miserable freaks 24/7, then a nice, charming young man shows up to talk to you?
Reposted by Cam No Relation Newton
“i found out u were coming so i hung up the picture of that guy u like 👉👈”
DAWG
DAWG
This might be the single funniest thing that has happened during this incredibly cursed year
November 21, 2025 at 10:06 PM
“i found out u were coming so i hung up the picture of that guy u like 👉👈”
DAWG
DAWG
Leo still undefeated
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Leo still undefeated