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Here for the Norwich
Socialist and Luddite
Silly goose
He/Him
From the river to the sea π΅πΈ
#abolishgolf
Trans Rights
The Hunt for Red October is a Christmas film
Bus driving's harder on your head than on your feet
Socialist and Luddite
Silly goose
He/Him
From the river to the sea π΅πΈ
#abolishgolf
Trans Rights
The Hunt for Red October is a Christmas film
Bus driving's harder on your head than on your feet
Pinned
I have learned something that brings me deep joy. My long son (5'7" at 12yo, one of the tallest kids in Y8) has in his friendship group an even taller kid they call Burge. I assumed his name was Burgess or something? No. They don't call him Burge at all, they call him Burj, after the Burj Khalifa.
I think the entire football community should rally round both Forest and *mumbling* West Ham, because that could bring about the ultimate banter result of Spurs Relegation, a thing I think might be funnier than we could cope with.
February 12, 2026 at 9:47 AM
I think the entire football community should rally round both Forest and *mumbling* West Ham, because that could bring about the ultimate banter result of Spurs Relegation, a thing I think might be funnier than we could cope with.
Accent that was created to call people called Jonty "an absolute legend" in a pub
February 12, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Accent that was created to call people called Jonty "an absolute legend" in a pub
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Plural should be Swans Boy, like Attorneys General.
February 11, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Plural should be Swans Boy, like Attorneys General.
*ahem*
*taps mic*
*leans in real close*
Dawson's Croak
*taps mic*
*leans in real close*
Dawson's Croak
February 11, 2026 at 8:51 PM
*ahem*
*taps mic*
*leans in real close*
Dawson's Croak
*taps mic*
*leans in real close*
Dawson's Croak
Look, I'm making myself giggle, and that's all that matters
February 11, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Look, I'm making myself giggle, and that's all that matters
Dawson's Croak
February 11, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Dawson's Croak
Dawson's Croak
February 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Dawson's Croak
Currently seeking out news account skeets about Dawson's Croak to post Dawson's Croak in the replies
February 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Currently seeking out news account skeets about Dawson's Croak to post Dawson's Croak in the replies
Again, I have been enforced offline all day and am now succumbing to the Poster's Malady
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Again, I have been enforced offline all day and am now succumbing to the Poster's Malady
Tfw you've made yourself laugh
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Tfw you've made yourself laugh
Dawson's Croak.
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Dawson's Croak.
Dawson's Croak, is that anything?
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Dawson's Croak, is that anything?
Dawson's Creek's croaked :(
February 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Dawson's Creek's croaked :(
The pollution smells like hammers, Andrew. Like hammers.
February 11, 2026 at 1:37 PM
The pollution smells like hammers, Andrew. Like hammers.
Yeah well you can prove anything with facts
February 11, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Yeah well you can prove anything with facts
There's a little British guy, they say he killed the queen. Did you see this? They say he killed the queen, but that's ok. He's a little guy, hairy little guy, and he killed the queen, but we're going to get him to buy the coal folks, we're going to look into that very strongly.
February 11, 2026 at 7:36 AM
There's a little British guy, they say he killed the queen. Did you see this? They say he killed the queen, but that's ok. He's a little guy, hairy little guy, and he killed the queen, but we're going to get him to buy the coal folks, we're going to look into that very strongly.
Misread Pentagon as Paddington and thought I was having a stroke
Trump to direct Pentagon to buy coal to revive industry, Bloomberg News says reut.rs/46vkQiO
Trump to direct Pentagon to buy coal to revive industry, Bloomberg News says
U.S. President Donald Trump is set to direct the Pentagon to use government funding and Pentagon contracts to sustain U.S. coal-fired power plants, Bloomberg News reported on Tuesday, citing a White House official.
reut.rs
February 11, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Misread Pentagon as Paddington and thought I was having a stroke
Josh who?
February 10, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Josh who?
One of the labellers went pop. I've lost mine too
February 10, 2026 at 7:41 PM
One of the labellers went pop. I've lost mine too
That's a name I've not heard in so long I forgot that I knew it.
February 10, 2026 at 7:39 PM
That's a name I've not heard in so long I forgot that I knew it.
Extremely Brenda voice: You're joking! Not another one!
BREAKING | Starmerβs paedophile-linked peer and former comms chief quits Labour Party
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Starmerβs paedophile-linked peer and former comms chief quits Labour Party
Matthew Doyle has apologised for his past association with a paedophile councillor Sean Morton
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February 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Extremely Brenda voice: You're joking! Not another one!
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No-one has ever had as much loud fun as Gina Yashere is having in the new Trek
February 10, 2026 at 12:38 PM
No-one has ever had as much loud fun as Gina Yashere is having in the new Trek
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