Canaryfeather (now valid) 🇵🇸🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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Here for the Norwich
Socialist and Luddite
Silly goose
He/Him
From the river to the sea 🇵🇸
#abolishgolf
Trans Rights
The Hunt for Red October is a Christmas film
Bus driving's harder on your head than on your feet
Socialist and Luddite
Silly goose
He/Him
From the river to the sea 🇵🇸
#abolishgolf
Trans Rights
The Hunt for Red October is a Christmas film
Bus driving's harder on your head than on your feet
Pinned
I have learned something that brings me deep joy. My long son (5'7" at 12yo, one of the tallest kids in Y8) has in his friendship group an even taller kid they call Burge. I assumed his name was Burgess or something? No. They don't call him Burge at all, they call him Burj, after the Burj Khalifa.
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Went to the same prep school as Freddie, we were taught by the same men, several of whom turned out to be pedophiles and were of course welcomed back into the community with open arms after apoLOL they went to jail and the school closed because of course it fucking did this isn't hard.
It’s not a new principle that you don’t stay friends with someone you know is a pedophile. I wouldn’t stop being friends with them because I feared guilt by association. I’d stop being friends either them because they are a pedophile.
I wonder why the right needs to do these mental gymnastics… 🤔
I wonder why the right needs to do these mental gymnastics… 🤔
February 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Went to the same prep school as Freddie, we were taught by the same men, several of whom turned out to be pedophiles and were of course welcomed back into the community with open arms after apoLOL they went to jail and the school closed because of course it fucking did this isn't hard.
Can't escape the feeling that this two people on a sledge ice racing event where one—the top?—is laying on the other one—the bottom?—is a sex thing.
February 12, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Can't escape the feeling that this two people on a sledge ice racing event where one—the top?—is laying on the other one—the bottom?—is a sex thing.
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Look, I'm making myself giggle, and that's all that matters
February 11, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Look, I'm making myself giggle, and that's all that matters
Currently seeking out news account skeets about Dawson's Croak to post Dawson's Croak in the replies
February 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Currently seeking out news account skeets about Dawson's Croak to post Dawson's Croak in the replies
Again, I have been enforced offline all day and am now succumbing to the Poster's Malady
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Again, I have been enforced offline all day and am now succumbing to the Poster's Malady
Tfw you've made yourself laugh
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Tfw you've made yourself laugh
Dawson's Croak.
February 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Dawson's Croak.
Dawson's Creek's croaked :(
February 11, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Dawson's Creek's croaked :(
Misread Pentagon as Paddington and thought I was having a stroke
Trump to direct Pentagon to buy coal to revive industry, Bloomberg News says reut.rs/46vkQiO
Trump to direct Pentagon to buy coal to revive industry, Bloomberg News says
U.S. President Donald Trump is set to direct the Pentagon to use government funding and Pentagon contracts to sustain U.S. coal-fired power plants, Bloomberg News reported on Tuesday, citing a White House official.
reut.rs
February 11, 2026 at 7:19 AM
Misread Pentagon as Paddington and thought I was having a stroke
Josh who?
February 10, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Josh who?
Extremely Brenda voice: You're joking! Not another one!
BREAKING | Starmer’s paedophile-linked peer and former comms chief quits Labour Party
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Starmer’s paedophile-linked peer and former comms chief quits Labour Party
Matthew Doyle has apologised for his past association with a paedophile councillor Sean Morton
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February 10, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Extremely Brenda voice: You're joking! Not another one!
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No-one has ever had as much loud fun as Gina Yashere is having in the new Trek
February 10, 2026 at 12:38 PM
No-one has ever had as much loud fun as Gina Yashere is having in the new Trek
I've just heard a labour backbencher say on TV "I want Keith to assemble a government of all the talents in the labour party," and oof, buddy, boy oh boy
February 10, 2026 at 7:08 AM
I've just heard a labour backbencher say on TV "I want Keith to assemble a government of all the talents in the labour party," and oof, buddy, boy oh boy
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Peacehammer 40K: Paintinge litel miniatures of gardeneres, sculptors, academics. Detailed scale dioramas of museums, kiosks, cafés. Trimminge hedges. Makinge friendes. Yn the cozye glowe of the far future ther ys onlye WARMTH.
February 10, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Peacehammer 40K: Paintinge litel miniatures of gardeneres, sculptors, academics. Detailed scale dioramas of museums, kiosks, cafés. Trimminge hedges. Makinge friendes. Yn the cozye glowe of the far future ther ys onlye WARMTH.
I should pay attention to things more often. Today I learned KMFDM =/= LMFAO. LMFAO aren't even a KMFDM covers band. Amateurs.
February 9, 2026 at 10:12 PM
I should pay attention to things more often. Today I learned KMFDM =/= LMFAO. LMFAO aren't even a KMFDM covers band. Amateurs.
I'm glad we've all agreed that tomorrow is the inaugural No Keith Tuesday, the day we don't post about Keith, that thing we all agreed to
February 9, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I'm glad we've all agreed that tomorrow is the inaugural No Keith Tuesday, the day we don't post about Keith, that thing we all agreed to
Fat fingers and autocorrect mogging me daily at this point
February 9, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Fat fingers and autocorrect mogging me daily at this point
Have fallen in love with a kiwi snowboarder 😍
February 9, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Have fallen in love with a kiwi snowboarder 😍
Have called in love with a kiwi snowboarder 😍
February 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Have called in love with a kiwi snowboarder 😍
Can someone with a Twitter account do me a favour please? Just see if Marie Tidball MP has posted support for Keith (or anything really about The Events)? Thank you, love you, mwah
February 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
Can someone with a Twitter account do me a favour please? Just see if Marie Tidball MP has posted support for Keith (or anything really about The Events)? Thank you, love you, mwah
Gonna try to make No Keith Tuesdays a thing. On Tuesdays, we don't Keithpost. That would be nice wouldn't it. Rainbows, gaily dancing, etc.
No Keith Tuesdays 💼🚫
No Keith Tuesdays 💼🚫
February 9, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Gonna try to make No Keith Tuesdays a thing. On Tuesdays, we don't Keithpost. That would be nice wouldn't it. Rainbows, gaily dancing, etc.
No Keith Tuesdays 💼🚫
No Keith Tuesdays 💼🚫
has he gone yet
February 9, 2026 at 5:43 PM
has he gone yet
Hello and welcome to this pilot episode of Supersoaker Full Of Piss, where every week we fill a supersoaker with piss and find someone to fire it at.
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Hello and welcome to this pilot episode of Supersoaker Full Of Piss, where every week we fill a supersoaker with piss and find someone to fire it at.