Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them)
@captainraz.bsky.social
Writer. Author. Cryptid.
Bisexual, Polyamorous, Nonbinary disaster. Queer as in fuck you. They/them | http://patreon.com/RachelTonksHill
Bisexual, Polyamorous, Nonbinary disaster. Queer as in fuck you. They/them | http://patreon.com/RachelTonksHill
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How to Say I Love You in Binary
www.racheltonkshill.com
I promised y'all a scifi romance novella where two lady robots fall in love, learn how to fuck and escape from their human oppressors to live out their cottagecore lesbian dreams.
It's called How to Say "I Love You" in Binary and is available for pre-order.
www.racheltonkshill.com/works/how-to...
It's called How to Say "I Love You" in Binary and is available for pre-order.
www.racheltonkshill.com/works/how-to...
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Me: Fuck it, we bail.
You: Don't you mean "we ball"?
Me:
You: Don't you mean "we ball"?
Me:
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Me: Fuck it, we bail.
You: Don't you mean "we ball"?
Me:
You: Don't you mean "we ball"?
Me:
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to (i.e. a random snapshot of my music taste)
Blind Guardian
Grace Petrie
Jonathan Coulton
Nine Inch Nails
Scene Queen
Blind Guardian
Grace Petrie
Jonathan Coulton
Nine Inch Nails
Scene Queen
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to (i.e. a random snapshot of my music taste)
Tool
Coil
Autechre
Phoebe Bridgers
Chelsea Wolfe
Tool
Coil
Autechre
Phoebe Bridgers
Chelsea Wolfe
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to (i.e., what is my music taste 😫)
Nine Inch Nails
Wheatus
Iron Maiden
65DaysofStatic
Mogwai
Nine Inch Nails
Wheatus
Iron Maiden
65DaysofStatic
Mogwai
November 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to (i.e. a random snapshot of my music taste)
Blind Guardian
Grace Petrie
Jonathan Coulton
Nine Inch Nails
Scene Queen
Blind Guardian
Grace Petrie
Jonathan Coulton
Nine Inch Nails
Scene Queen
The good news is that we have heating again.
The bad news is that the lack of heat was entirely due to us being unable to tell that the circuit breaker was tripped.
The bad news is that the lack of heat was entirely due to us being unable to tell that the circuit breaker was tripped.
Will today be the day our boiler is fixed?
We've not had a response to tell us they're booking a fix, so I'm going to guess no.
Brrr.
We've not had a response to tell us they're booking a fix, so I'm going to guess no.
Brrr.
November 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
The good news is that we have heating again.
The bad news is that the lack of heat was entirely due to us being unable to tell that the circuit breaker was tripped.
The bad news is that the lack of heat was entirely due to us being unable to tell that the circuit breaker was tripped.
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For those of you in the UK, especially if you are a UK citizen, can you please take part in the consultation on changes to Indefinite Leave to Remain (Settlement) that were just proposed by the UK government. We need as many people as possible to reject these proposals. www.gov.uk/government/c...
Earned settlement
The government is consulting on how the current settlement system should be reformed and how those reforms should be implemented.
www.gov.uk
November 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
For those of you in the UK, especially if you are a UK citizen, can you please take part in the consultation on changes to Indefinite Leave to Remain (Settlement) that were just proposed by the UK government. We need as many people as possible to reject these proposals. www.gov.uk/government/c...
Cosy baby
November 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Cosy baby
BBC news: reports a cloudflare outage has taken down X and ChatGPT
Me: yeah,but far more importantly,it's taken down AO3
Me: yeah,but far more importantly,it's taken down AO3
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
BBC news: reports a cloudflare outage has taken down X and ChatGPT
Me: yeah,but far more importantly,it's taken down AO3
Me: yeah,but far more importantly,it's taken down AO3
Watching old episodes of Great British Bake Off:
Prue: We eat with our eyes
Me: no we fucking don't
@samkurd.bsky.social: *stuffing crisps into his eyes* ah god my eyes! The salt!
Prue: We eat with our eyes
Me: no we fucking don't
@samkurd.bsky.social: *stuffing crisps into his eyes* ah god my eyes! The salt!
November 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Watching old episodes of Great British Bake Off:
Prue: We eat with our eyes
Me: no we fucking don't
@samkurd.bsky.social: *stuffing crisps into his eyes* ah god my eyes! The salt!
Prue: We eat with our eyes
Me: no we fucking don't
@samkurd.bsky.social: *stuffing crisps into his eyes* ah god my eyes! The salt!
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The big tech run internet SUCKS, so I learned how to run a VPS and built my own forum. It's old school and modern. It's got signatures and chat. We're doing jams and sharing our art and talking about games. We do not abide bigotry or gen AI.
You are always welcome at theunderscore.xyz
You are always welcome at theunderscore.xyz
November 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
The big tech run internet SUCKS, so I learned how to run a VPS and built my own forum. It's old school and modern. It's got signatures and chat. We're doing jams and sharing our art and talking about games. We do not abide bigotry or gen AI.
You are always welcome at theunderscore.xyz
You are always welcome at theunderscore.xyz
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One of the Little Free Libraries got a pile of books on autism, folklore and mythology, and finding your gender identity, and that's how I know there's a Bluesky user in the neighborhood
November 12, 2025 at 9:46 PM
One of the Little Free Libraries got a pile of books on autism, folklore and mythology, and finding your gender identity, and that's how I know there's a Bluesky user in the neighborhood
I don't know who started the whole "string of saliva connecting our lips" thing when describing kisses, but I'm gonna need to have a word with them.
November 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I don't know who started the whole "string of saliva connecting our lips" thing when describing kisses, but I'm gonna need to have a word with them.
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For everyone who needs to hear this today: dogs still exist.
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
For everyone who needs to hear this today: dogs still exist.
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none of you are prepared 👀
November 6, 2025 at 9:34 AM
none of you are prepared 👀
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I talk to the press professionally, I'm really, really, really good at it.
So please, please believe me when say you cannot turn this interview request into anything good, it will do only harm. Harm to you, harm to your child, harm to other children.
So please, please believe me when say you cannot turn this interview request into anything good, it will do only harm. Harm to you, harm to your child, harm to other children.
heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.
November 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I talk to the press professionally, I'm really, really, really good at it.
So please, please believe me when say you cannot turn this interview request into anything good, it will do only harm. Harm to you, harm to your child, harm to other children.
So please, please believe me when say you cannot turn this interview request into anything good, it will do only harm. Harm to you, harm to your child, harm to other children.
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Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.
November 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.
I need to try this
Some nights I just cannot cope with the modern world and I turn off all my lights and wander around with a candlestick like a Victorian ghost and it legitimately fixes my nervous system.
October 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I need to try this
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"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 PM
"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
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House full of trans, disabled folk here!
WE'RE GETTING EVICTED! :(
We have until Monday Oct 27th to leave.
We have a new place we are trying to get into, but storage and food and housing fees are going to be enormous.
Paypal: [email protected]
Cashapp: $lmt4
#transcrowdfund #mutualaid
WE'RE GETTING EVICTED! :(
We have until Monday Oct 27th to leave.
We have a new place we are trying to get into, but storage and food and housing fees are going to be enormous.
Paypal: [email protected]
Cashapp: $lmt4
#transcrowdfund #mutualaid
October 24, 2025 at 5:05 AM
House full of trans, disabled folk here!
WE'RE GETTING EVICTED! :(
We have until Monday Oct 27th to leave.
We have a new place we are trying to get into, but storage and food and housing fees are going to be enormous.
Paypal: [email protected]
Cashapp: $lmt4
#transcrowdfund #mutualaid
WE'RE GETTING EVICTED! :(
We have until Monday Oct 27th to leave.
We have a new place we are trying to get into, but storage and food and housing fees are going to be enormous.
Paypal: [email protected]
Cashapp: $lmt4
#transcrowdfund #mutualaid
Dont make me tap the t shirt
October 24, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Dont make me tap the t shirt
Me: *minding my own business, scrolling Instagram*
Advert: SHOULDNT YOU BE WRITING YOUR FANTASY NOVEL RIGHT NOW?
Me: fuck OFF
Advert: SHOULDNT YOU BE WRITING YOUR FANTASY NOVEL RIGHT NOW?
Me: fuck OFF
October 21, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Me: *minding my own business, scrolling Instagram*
Advert: SHOULDNT YOU BE WRITING YOUR FANTASY NOVEL RIGHT NOW?
Me: fuck OFF
Advert: SHOULDNT YOU BE WRITING YOUR FANTASY NOVEL RIGHT NOW?
Me: fuck OFF
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signal is the birth control pill of phone encryption, it’s 99.99% effective when used correctly. the only way to be 100% assured of fail-proof safety is to never use Phone, but abstinence-only education doesn’t work, so
i feel like every time i see someone calling signal insecure it only takes a few questions for them to eventually arrive at one of two conclusuons:
- encryption isn't real you idiot
- signal is insecure because someone can drug you and beat you with a $5 wrench until you unlock your phone
- encryption isn't real you idiot
- signal is insecure because someone can drug you and beat you with a $5 wrench until you unlock your phone
October 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
signal is the birth control pill of phone encryption, it’s 99.99% effective when used correctly. the only way to be 100% assured of fail-proof safety is to never use Phone, but abstinence-only education doesn’t work, so
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Glenn Close saying “giving cunt” is the best thing you’ll hear all weekend
October 19, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Glenn Close saying “giving cunt” is the best thing you’ll hear all weekend
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With alt text, and it is beautiful ☺️
October 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
With alt text, and it is beautiful ☺️
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Politics hot take: It being verboeten to talk about politics and religion at social gatherings is how the worst people stealthed their way into mainstream acceptability. If we'd seen how these fucks really viewed the world, we'd have ejected them long ago
October 19, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Politics hot take: It being verboeten to talk about politics and religion at social gatherings is how the worst people stealthed their way into mainstream acceptability. If we'd seen how these fucks really viewed the world, we'd have ejected them long ago
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