Rachel Tonks Hill (they/them)
@captainraz.bsky.social
Writer. Author. Cryptid.
Bisexual, Polyamorous, Nonbinary disaster. Queer as in fuck you. They/them | http://patreon.com/RachelTonksHill
Bisexual, Polyamorous, Nonbinary disaster. Queer as in fuck you. They/them | http://patreon.com/RachelTonksHill
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How to Say I Love You in Binary
www.racheltonkshill.com
I promised y'all a scifi romance novella where two lady robots fall in love, learn how to fuck and escape from their human oppressors to live out their cottagecore lesbian dreams.
It's called How to Say "I Love You" in Binary and is available for pre-order.
www.racheltonkshill.com/works/how-to...
It's called How to Say "I Love You" in Binary and is available for pre-order.
www.racheltonkshill.com/works/how-to...
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This year we’re doing an open call for ordinary day diaries from the LGBTQIA+ community, and specifically we’re asking people to record their day on the 12th February. Whatever you get up to, we’d love to have it in our collection!
January 12, 2026 at 1:02 PM
This year we’re doing an open call for ordinary day diaries from the LGBTQIA+ community, and specifically we’re asking people to record their day on the 12th February. Whatever you get up to, we’d love to have it in our collection!
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continuing the book topic:
can anyone recommend a website to track the books you're reading, look for recommendations, etc?
(something like Goodreads but not like... evil)
can anyone recommend a website to track the books you're reading, look for recommendations, etc?
(something like Goodreads but not like... evil)
January 12, 2026 at 12:28 AM
continuing the book topic:
can anyone recommend a website to track the books you're reading, look for recommendations, etc?
(something like Goodreads but not like... evil)
can anyone recommend a website to track the books you're reading, look for recommendations, etc?
(something like Goodreads but not like... evil)
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If you got a blorbo you love, draw them even if it looks like "shit"
Draw them everyday to get your fixation going, even if it takes YEARS
The look at the progress you made from the very first blorbo concept to now. Be proud of your achievement
Draw them everyday to get your fixation going, even if it takes YEARS
The look at the progress you made from the very first blorbo concept to now. Be proud of your achievement
January 11, 2026 at 10:32 PM
If you got a blorbo you love, draw them even if it looks like "shit"
Draw them everyday to get your fixation going, even if it takes YEARS
The look at the progress you made from the very first blorbo concept to now. Be proud of your achievement
Draw them everyday to get your fixation going, even if it takes YEARS
The look at the progress you made from the very first blorbo concept to now. Be proud of your achievement
This is the only chemistry knowledge I need. Could have skipped those pesky degrees.
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 PM
This is the only chemistry knowledge I need. Could have skipped those pesky degrees.
"The end justifies the means. But what if there never is an end? All we have is means."
Ursula K. Le Guin, The Lathe of Heaven
Ursula K. Le Guin, The Lathe of Heaven
January 10, 2026 at 2:37 PM
"The end justifies the means. But what if there never is an end? All we have is means."
Ursula K. Le Guin, The Lathe of Heaven
Ursula K. Le Guin, The Lathe of Heaven
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Timeline Cleanse: Please enjoy this photo of a praying mantis that was sitting on top of my car windshield, but the angling and lighting were so weird it looks like a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field in Iowa.
January 10, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Timeline Cleanse: Please enjoy this photo of a praying mantis that was sitting on top of my car windshield, but the angling and lighting were so weird it looks like a giant praying mantis wandering a corn field in Iowa.
I love Minecraft sometimes. I am currently waiting for the souls to dissipate from my hell compost so that I can grow dark bamboo that gives me gunpowder and hot peppers.
January 7, 2026 at 12:39 PM
I love Minecraft sometimes. I am currently waiting for the souls to dissipate from my hell compost so that I can grow dark bamboo that gives me gunpowder and hot peppers.
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Every dog or cat in a video game should be pettable.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Every dog or cat in a video game should be pettable.
He's missed me so much this week.
I left @captainraz.bsky.social in charge of the game for TEN MINUTES
January 6, 2026 at 3:15 PM
He's missed me so much this week.
Today's train journey is vastly inferior due to a complete lack of dogs.
January 5, 2026 at 2:30 PM
Today's train journey is vastly inferior due to a complete lack of dogs.
I'm going to make a concerted effort to only put good things on here in 2026.
There's enough awful shit going on in the world, I don't need to be adding to that.
There's enough awful shit going on in the world, I don't need to be adding to that.
January 4, 2026 at 12:28 PM
I'm going to make a concerted effort to only put good things on here in 2026.
There's enough awful shit going on in the world, I don't need to be adding to that.
There's enough awful shit going on in the world, I don't need to be adding to that.
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Every time I walk past this bit of fallen tree I can't help imagining it scuttling around, crablike, after sundown, and getting up to no good.
January 3, 2026 at 10:38 AM
Every time I walk past this bit of fallen tree I can't help imagining it scuttling around, crablike, after sundown, and getting up to no good.
Start your year off right by buying a bunch of queer books by a queer, disabled indie author.
They're half price for another few days.
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They're half price for another few days.
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Rachel Tonks Hill's Winter Sale 2025 by RachelTonksHill
A bundle by RachelTonksHill, $7.60 for 5 games
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January 1, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Start your year off right by buying a bunch of queer books by a queer, disabled indie author.
They're half price for another few days.
itch.io/s/175961/rac...
They're half price for another few days.
itch.io/s/175961/rac...
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the calender's doing the thing again, I see
December 31, 2025 at 4:45 PM
the calender's doing the thing again, I see
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Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
I am on a train but there are two dogs in this carriage. One of them is a tiny Italian greyhound in a knitted turtleneck onesie.
December 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I am on a train but there are two dogs in this carriage. One of them is a tiny Italian greyhound in a knitted turtleneck onesie.
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Oh, you think you can tell AI writing from human writing by whether the author can talk lovingly and in detail about the characters and their motivations? JOKE'S ON YOU, I've written five novels since then and I can't remember shit, death of the author, those arseholes are YOUR problem now.
December 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Oh, you think you can tell AI writing from human writing by whether the author can talk lovingly and in detail about the characters and their motivations? JOKE'S ON YOU, I've written five novels since then and I can't remember shit, death of the author, those arseholes are YOUR problem now.
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
My gran ended up with both vascular dementia and Alzheimer's, so I say this from the very bottom of my heart; everyone involved in doing this to that poor woman needs to yeet themselves into a black hole.
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 10:45 AM
My gran ended up with both vascular dementia and Alzheimer's, so I say this from the very bottom of my heart; everyone involved in doing this to that poor woman needs to yeet themselves into a black hole.
"Remember, we don't piss on monuments to working class solidarity."
- A thing I just said to the dog
- A thing I just said to the dog
December 25, 2025 at 10:48 AM
"Remember, we don't piss on monuments to working class solidarity."
- A thing I just said to the dog
- A thing I just said to the dog
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You are painting a vision of a future in which teachers create lessons with "A.i.," students complete them with "A.i.," and teachers grade them with "A.i."
No learning takes place under this system.
The only benefactors of this system are the corporations being paid for the "A.i." products.
No learning takes place under this system.
The only benefactors of this system are the corporations being paid for the "A.i." products.
December 24, 2025 at 3:51 AM
You are painting a vision of a future in which teachers create lessons with "A.i.," students complete them with "A.i.," and teachers grade them with "A.i."
No learning takes place under this system.
The only benefactors of this system are the corporations being paid for the "A.i." products.
No learning takes place under this system.
The only benefactors of this system are the corporations being paid for the "A.i." products.
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I've just seen some dingbat AI bro trying to defended the wretched plagiarism sausage machine by explaining it can generate 'ideas and scenarios' for writers.
That's the GOOD bit I enjoy. Find me an AI that can do my fucking tax returns correctly and we'll talk, you absolute low-fat yoghurt.
That's the GOOD bit I enjoy. Find me an AI that can do my fucking tax returns correctly and we'll talk, you absolute low-fat yoghurt.
December 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I've just seen some dingbat AI bro trying to defended the wretched plagiarism sausage machine by explaining it can generate 'ideas and scenarios' for writers.
That's the GOOD bit I enjoy. Find me an AI that can do my fucking tax returns correctly and we'll talk, you absolute low-fat yoghurt.
That's the GOOD bit I enjoy. Find me an AI that can do my fucking tax returns correctly and we'll talk, you absolute low-fat yoghurt.
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Perform empathy. Please. Perform the fuck out of it. It's so good to act with kindness. I hope it penetrates to a place where you feel it, too, but if you must act some way, act the right way. I'm not here to judge your authenticity, I just want you to be kind, thoughtful, and mortified by meanness.
December 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Perform empathy. Please. Perform the fuck out of it. It's so good to act with kindness. I hope it penetrates to a place where you feel it, too, but if you must act some way, act the right way. I'm not here to judge your authenticity, I just want you to be kind, thoughtful, and mortified by meanness.
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Okay if I can be selfish for a moment:
I'm delisted from itch. In the UK you literally can not see my profile.
A big chunk of my income, my living money, comes from bundles like this. It would mean a lot if you could share it, send it to friends. 🧵
itch.io/s/175443/ver...
itch.io/b/3377/bundl...
I'm delisted from itch. In the UK you literally can not see my profile.
A big chunk of my income, my living money, comes from bundles like this. It would mean a lot if you could share it, send it to friends. 🧵
itch.io/s/175443/ver...
itch.io/b/3377/bundl...
December 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Okay if I can be selfish for a moment:
I'm delisted from itch. In the UK you literally can not see my profile.
A big chunk of my income, my living money, comes from bundles like this. It would mean a lot if you could share it, send it to friends. 🧵
itch.io/s/175443/ver...
itch.io/b/3377/bundl...
I'm delisted from itch. In the UK you literally can not see my profile.
A big chunk of my income, my living money, comes from bundles like this. It would mean a lot if you could share it, send it to friends. 🧵
itch.io/s/175443/ver...
itch.io/b/3377/bundl...